Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Internationale Clique

Do you speak multiple languages and know about people who'd only appeal to speakers of your language? Read this, and make your contribution to the Internationale Clique today !!

Amberlynn Reid

Fat YouTube celebrity notorious for using their friends and family for personal gain.

Brianna Wu

Born John Walker Flynt, Brianna Wu is a 2018 Democratic candidate for the House in some shithole they've never lived in and is desperately smearing a much more competent and likable person.

Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful and Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

Tommy Tooter

Tommy is a granny tranny who's been a blight on society since before your parents were born.

Community Watch

Lolcows tend to thrive in communities with like-minded people who do not criticize their behavior.

Animal Control

The people, communities, and drama of the furry and pony fandoms.

Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

Lolcow & Lolcow LLP

Monitoring legal action in the world of Internet drama.

Internet Famous

Online personalities, livestreamers, "Internet Bloodsports", and the exceptional individuals from those communities.

La Zorra

Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain. La Zorra is the name of a Waco-style compound Greta Gustava is building for trannies in the California desert.

Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)

Tumblr is a website notorious for catering to the delusional world views of the mentally ill and is a breeding ground for Lolcows.

General Discussion

Articles & Happenings

World events and online news.

Art & Literature

For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.

Cryptoshekels

The Currency that behaves like an Equity™

Deep Thoughts

More formal discussion of philosophy, ethics, politics, epistemology, etc.

Food

Hungry Man instant meals, Doritos, and Coke Zero.

Games

General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.

Hulkamania

Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, or anything about moving around doing stuff.

Multimedia

Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming.

Music

Talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music.

Feedback

Forum Discussion

Discuss the forum itself, propose suggestions, dispute change.

Wiki Discussion

Discuss the Lolcow Wiki, help with its construction, propose ideas and get reviewed.

Take that off the god damn Internet!

Take-down notices and frivolous legal threats the Kiwi Farms receives.