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    1. Community Watch

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    2. Animal Control

      The people, communities, and drama of the furry and pony fandoms.
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    3. Beauty Parlour

      Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.
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    4. Lolcow & Lolcow LLP

      Monitoring legal action in the world of Internet drama.
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    5. La Zorra

      Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain. La Zorra is the name of a Waco-style compound Greta Gustava is building for trannies in the California desert.
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    7. YouTube

      YouTubers, Livestreamers, "Internet Bloodsports" and the individuals, groups, and content creators who participate in it.
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    1. Art & Literature

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    2. Cryptoshekels

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    1. Wiki Discussion

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    2. Take that off the god damn Internet!

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