• "Quit lying, you hate me because I have autism."
  1. WARNING: Do not tweet at Chris if you value your Twitter account. A Polygon article blasting Twitter for allowing CWC trolling has prompted Jack "the cuck" Dorsey to personally begin policing comments made towards him.
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      Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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    2. Christian Weston Chandler

      Chris-Chan is a legendary Internet superhero who brought about world peace with Sonichu, an action-packed comic tackling life's greatest questions.
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    1. Community Watch

      Lolcows tend to thrive in communities with like-minded people who do not criticize their behavior.
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    2. Beauty Parlour

      Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.
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    3. Rat Kings

      Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain.
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    4. Salt Mine

      The fallout of Internet temper tantrums.
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    5. Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)

      Tumblr is a website notorious for catering to the delusional world views of the mentally ill and is a breeding ground for Lolcows.
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    1. Art & Literature

      For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.
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    2. Deep Thoughts

      More formal discussion of philosophy, ethics, politics, epistemology, etc.

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    3. Food

      Hungry Man instant meals, Doritos, and Coke Zero.
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    4. Games

      General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.

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    5. Hulkamania

      Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, or anything about moving around doing stuff.

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    6. Multimedia

      Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming.

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    7. Music

      Talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music.

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    1. Wiki Discussion

      Discuss the Lolcow Wiki, help with its construction, propose ideas and get reviewed.
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    2. Take that off the god damn Internet!

      Take-down notices and frivolous legal threats the Kiwi Farms receives.
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  • About Us

    Founded as the CWCki Forums, and originally dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler, the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are fascinating for reasons distinct to each spectator. We document the phenomenon, with every member bringing different perspectives and opinions to discussion. It is this diversity which has caused our peculiar community to thrive.

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