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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    8,815
    Views:
    1,018,651
  2. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    253
    Views:
    49,953
  3. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,824
    Views:
    435,465
  4. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    8,478
  5. MayMay
    Replies:
    20,475
    Views:
    4,811,763
  6. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    808
    Views:
    130,886
  7. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,520
    Views:
    151,698
  8. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    Cartoon sperg who alogs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, overcompensating pedophile troon, edgy satanist

    Replies:
    5,021
    Views:
    707,765
  9. King Kong... with wings?
    Replies:
    385
    Views:
    42,633
  10. CIA Nigger
    Replies:
    760
    Views:
    87,849
  11. Chaton_Mort
    Replies:
    104
    Views:
    16,618
  12. Harambe

    Tony "Verlis" Gatto / Verlisify / Verliswolf

    The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf

    Replies:
    135
    Views:
    33,803
  13. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    947
    Views:
    211,299
  14. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    176
    Views:
    21,795
  15. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,401
    Views:
    240,082
  16. Jonas

    youngbloodfantasy91 / everestian / LogoCornerTiger

    E-drama whore, semi-popular Youtube commentator

    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    1,473
  17. Puar
    Replies:
    359
    Views:
    49,243
  18. CIA Nigger

    Matthew Geddes / @LeftistFoxButt / Hemms Fox / Attica Fox

    Communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, banned from Furaffinity

    Replies:
    220
    Views:
    22,040
  19. wristwatchswisswatch
    Replies:
    1,569
    Views:
    291,610
  20. PatrickzGoneWild

    Jack Thatcher / Paula Wilkinson / Jitterbugjive / Balddumborat

    Try-hard edgelord Brony, and pedo-apologist-tranny snowflake

    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    2,483
  21. hood LOLCOW

    Stormyfag / Stormy_AD / SlutCat / Raphael Beltrand

    French murrsuiter, cumdumpster, zoophile, Founder of Howlr Furry Dating App

    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    7,950
  22. nonnewtonian

    Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche

    FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

    Replies:
    377
    Views:
    52,822
  23. MasterDisaster

    DangerDoberman / Brandon Vongthongthip / DD / WILDWULF

    Homicidal dog fucker, born again but still draws bestiality

    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    4,264
  24. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull"

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    318
    Views:
    39,357
  25. BadaBadaBoom
    Replies:
    106
    Views:
    9,305
  26. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry/Xanadu General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    1,191
    Views:
    105,448
  27. AnOminous
    Replies:
    7,903
    Views:
    458,611
  28. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    200
    Views:
    32,978
  29. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    304
    Views:
    64,556
  30. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    123
    Views:
    13,761
  31. Jaiman

    Baron Tremayne Caple / Rainbow Man

    Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls

    Replies:
    581
    Views:
    33,352
  32. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,712
    Views:
    1,670,083
  33. Pointless Pedant

    Casey Morris Hoerth / Len Gilbert / The Furred Reich / AltFurryDiscord / Telikonol / FurRightDiscord

    Author of furry erotica involving Nazi war criminals (DOX INSIDE), pedo-zoo enabler

    Replies:
    650
    Views:
    71,913
  34. CIA Nigger

    @DeoTasDevil / Jenna Nicole Kinyon / Deo Vacuus

    Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.

    Replies:
    375
    Views:
    40,243
  35. InLivingTuna

    Rags / @YourPalRags / 1-800-GET-RAGS / Lawrence "Tanner" Angyal + his altfurry sex partners

    PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry

    Replies:
    60
    Views:
    12,111
  36. Goda

    Hulex / Kid Internet / Alex Truglio

    Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work

    Replies:
    236
    Views:
    25,276
  37. CIA Nigger

    AndreusWolf / Andrew Paul Seel / VexFursuit / Andreus

    Twitter warrior, Egg waiting to hatch into a future rat king member, former #GamerGate supporter

    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    11,046
  38. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,424
    Views:
    110,145
  39. InLivingTuna

    Samael D. Butterdragon / samael / @samael101 / warlord101 / So Sorry / Robert Brettell

    old school fat fetish furry lolcow, screeching ANTIFA, secret character in Undertale

    Replies:
    83
    Views:
    12,311
  40. Golden Compass

    Scott Alan Malcomson / Roy Calbeck / Pointed Commentary / Roy Kerensky

    Burned Fur, AltFurry, MLP fanfic author, ran for Governor of Arizona, is suing IMVU and FurAffinity

    Replies:
    124
    Views:
    9,445
  41. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    362
    Views:
    59,100
  42. yawning sneasel

    Foxler Nightfire / Foxler of Furry Fandom / starfoxacefox / Lee Allen Miller

    disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, currently dating a pedophile

    Replies:
    534
    Views:
    68,729
  43. Puar
    Replies:
    1,058
    Views:
    78,483
  44. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    2,308
  45. CIA Nigger

    Arcturus James Kirwin / @Panderp / James Nathan Garrett / Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.

    Replies:
    54
    Views:
    4,926
  46. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf

    babyfur lolcow re-emerged as altfurry, paranoid child groomer, owns FurrySpeech.com, ex of Foxler

    Replies:
    607
    Views:
    39,282
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Scorch / Rodney Brian Graff & Kahuki / Kendal Ray Emery

    SovCit, Wannabe Lawyer, Self-Employed Appliance Repairman & his Convicted Child Rapist Roommate

    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    14,554
  48. chimpburgers

    Antony Aguilar / ForNoGoodReason / FNGR / @FNGR101 / ForNoGR / Fanon Frenzy

    37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy

    Replies:
    700
    Views:
    106,750
  49. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    198
    Views:
    25,021
  50. Lucky Wildcard

    Titanium-Pony, Titanimal, Titanium-dats-me,

    Perverted brony, art thief and obsessive Spike & Pony shipper

    Replies:
    154
    Views:
    21,542
  51. CatParty

    MrSomaArikado / Aeon Mistu / yuriwolf357

    alog furry autistic let's player

    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    11,189
  52. InLivingTuna

    Genesius Wolf / Noah Canu

    overdramatic Christian altfurry YouTuber, purveyor of clickbait, crusader against porn, lover of pot

    Replies:
    55
    Views:
    7,260
  53. Cuddly Pirate

    Steven Graziano / Draconis / Steve the Dragon / ShapeTweener

    alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, helped create Bubsy, falsely accuses people of pedophilia

    Replies:
    85
    Views:
    7,382
  54. scared sheep

    Playfur Cinema / PlayfurCinema / Juke Fox / JawbreakerHyena / Durrel89 / Durell Pollard / Furheart20

    Loli Cub Rule 34 Enthusiast; Tsundere for Scared Sheep; keeps changing his Twitter handle

    Replies:
    196
    Views:
    18,076

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