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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    10,332
    Views:
    1,335,684
  2. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    332
    Views:
    76,153
  3. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    14,054
  4. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,901
    Views:
    514,309
  5. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    1,691
    Views:
    366,364
  6. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    Cartoon sperg who alogs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, overcompensating pedophile troon, edgy satanist

    Replies:
    6,164
    Views:
    985,394
  7. JFKdestroyer

    DiezelRaccoon

    Racist Republican Gay Diaperfur

    Replies:
    73
    Views:
    15,394
  8. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,848
    Views:
    373,343
  9. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,595
    Views:
    147,663
  10. Hamplanet Fitness

    Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow

    Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

    Replies:
    1,790
    Views:
    559,127
  11. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    1,521
    Views:
    263,821
  12. MayMay
    Replies:
    23,776
    Views:
    5,873,355
  13. yawning sneasel

    Babyfurs

    Babyfur.me/Twitter Babyfur Community/Babyfur General

    Replies:
    226
    Views:
    40,757
  14. AnOminous
    Replies:
    8,730
    Views:
    588,633
  15. Ntwadumela

    Jiggly97 / BengalCatSkyler / Skyler Smith

    19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache

    Replies:
    583
    Views:
    60,617
  16. Super Collie

    Katlynn Goodwill Yost / DayDreamer Fox / Dragon God

    17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.

    Replies:
    761
    Views:
    194,830
  17. Puar
    Replies:
    644
    Views:
    81,451
  18. BadaBadaBoom
    Replies:
    170
    Views:
    15,935
  19. Pointless Pedant
    Replies:
    132
    Views:
    26,929
  20. Harambe

    Tony "Verlis" Gatto / Verlisify / Verliswolf

    The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf

    Replies:
    162
    Views:
    44,569
  21. nonnewtonian

    Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche

    FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

    Replies:
    404
    Views:
    66,327
  22. yawning sneasel

    Foxler Nightfire / Foxler of Furry Fandom / starfoxacefox / Lee Allen Miller

    disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, currently dating a pedophile

    Replies:
    579
    Views:
    86,318
  23. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    167
    Views:
    24,681
  24. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    456
    Views:
    84,419
  25. Gengar
    Replies:
    279
    Views:
    39,063
  26. KidKitty

    Kyle Lambert / Klace / "Major/Minor"

    Writer, Game Developer, and All Around "Popufur" Trash

    Replies:
    316
    Views:
    54,007
  27. Cuddly Pirate
    Replies:
    283
    Views:
    54,027
  28. sergeantshinypony29
    Replies:
    2,067
    Views:
    549,643
  29. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    239
    Views:
    33,245
  30. Reality Doctor

    Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread

    Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

    Replies:
    2,532
    Views:
    748,516
  31. Lusiak

    Zoosadist Florent Durin / Pakyto Dingo / Corneil Grimond

    Fursuiting zoosadist with a ball busting fetish

    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    9,142
  32. wristwatchswisswatch
    Replies:
    1,633
    Views:
    330,940
  33. CaptainuWu

    Zoosadist Glowfox / Philipp Arthur Valderrama Negreiros / Negre Valde Arthur

    sexual predator / pedophile / zoophile / furry artist / 'professional' porn star / lego master

    Replies:
    166
    Views:
    45,579
  34. Stratochu
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    1,481
  35. WireSponge

    Dave Hopkins

    Furry Rape Fetishist

    Replies:
    293
    Views:
    44,029
  36. CatParty

    Majira Strawberry / Kyle Summers / @kyleisperfect

    furry attention whore "turn off that pesky adblock"

    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    6,345
  37. InLivingTuna

    Rags / @YourPalRags / 1-800-GET-RAGS / Lawrence "Tanner" Angyal + his altfurry sex partners

    PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry

    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    26,628
  38. InLivingTuna

    Zak Kayes / Kayden Seyak / FlameAmigo619 / ToonKriticY2K / CarToonZ / Zakkie Wuskers

    Sociopath brony e-celeb turned plushie fucker and child sex tourist; currently in hiding

    Replies:
    299
    Views:
    71,852
  39. nonnewtonian

    Zoosadist Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne

    Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester

    Replies:
    779
    Views:
    203,923
  40. Ride
    Replies:
    295
    Views:
    25,399
  41. nonnewtonian

    James Christopher Hoyt / Sangie/Sanguine Nativus / DJ Toboe / Tobyredwolf

    Creator of InkedFur, convicted pedophile, partner-in-crime to Levi Simmons/SnakeThing

    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    12,826
  42. Flowers For Sonichu
    Replies:
    611
    Views:
    78,698
  43. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    413
    Views:
    97,943
  44. dangerousanalysis
    Replies:
    143
    Views:
    20,401
  45. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry / Xanadu General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    1,305
    Views:
    138,587
  46. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf

    babyfur lolcow re-emerged as altfurry, paranoid child groomer, owns FurrySpeech.com, ex of Foxler

    Replies:
    686
    Views:
    52,568
  47. CatParty
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    25,210
  48. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,707
    Views:
    1,796,967
  49. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull"

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    385
    Views:
    50,239
  50. Alan Pardew

    MirceaKitsune

    The Romanian Furry/Brony With a Vore Fetish

    Replies:
    131
    Views:
    23,873
  51. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    330
    Views:
    59,630
  52. CIA Nigger

    ShugoWah / Bradley Neal Reams

    Hulex's ex-BF, "SJW Pokemon" pr0n artist, Twitter addict

    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    7,674
  53. ZiFeRKaIa
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    3,097
  54. Hecate

    Tim Slosky / SniffHeinkel / Sniffeh / Sniffindahouse / Darkhusky88

    Psychotic furry so caustic he gets banned on every furry website he uses. Defends Kero the Wolf.

    Replies:
    364
    Views:
    24,700

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