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Animal Control

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  1. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    2,029
    Views:
    179,982
  2. Hamplanet Fitness

    Dylan Hafertepen / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow

    Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

    Replies:
    1,828
    Views:
    618,002
  3. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    2,031
    Views:
    364,903
  4. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"

    Cartoon sperg who alogs his family/Pmurt/ex-friends, overcompensating pedophile troon, edgy satanist

    Replies:
    7,175
    Views:
    1,153,201
  5. MayMay
    Replies:
    25,577
    Views:
    6,337,834
  6. 0xDEADBEEF

    Cani Lupine

    Divorced Babyfur, Libertarian, gun nut, hates trannies, #FuckThePolice

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    12,535
  7. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    2,162
    Views:
    455,622
  8. KraftEagle

    Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat

    Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

    Replies:
    510
    Views:
    68,771
  9. Catch Your Breath
    Replies:
    557
    Views:
    41,584
  10. sergeantshinypony29
    Replies:
    2,277
    Views:
    639,573
  11. Super Collie

    Katlynn Goodwill Yost / DayDreamer Fox / Dragon God

    17-year-old furfag who allegedly murdered her parents.

    Replies:
    772
    Views:
    204,712
  12. Lazybird8654
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    2,789
  13. darkshadowfox

    @DarkShadowFox / Sebastian Welch / foxboyhunter / furpawsradio

    Furry degenerate; lover of dogs, rabid double-poster, possible autist, looks good in a skirt.

    Replies:
    682
    Views:
    52,702
  14. Ntwadumela

    Jiggly97 / BengalCatSkyler / Dusk the Raccoon / Skyler Smith

    19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache

    Replies:
    620
    Views:
    69,545
  15. Reality Doctor

    Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread

    Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

    Replies:
    2,894
    Views:
    866,771
  16. nonnewtonian

    Zoosadist Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne

    Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester

    Replies:
    803
    Views:
    230,841
  17. InLivingTuna

    Rags / @YourPalRags / 1-800-GET-RAGS / Lawrence "Tanner" Angyal + his altfurry sex partners

    PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry

    Replies:
    173
    Views:
    36,741
  18. Quetzalcoatl

    Zoosadist Nick/Nickolas Spahn / digivolve / wuffbitch / Tane

    Apologetic Zoosadist, Cub/Puppy lover, Pedophile, and an Engineer destined to a career crash

    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    7,988
  19. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    248
    Views:
    35,695
  20. wristwatchswisswatch

    Jin / Matt Beard

    Babyfur Married to Twilight Sparkle

    Replies:
    1,701
    Views:
    349,730
  21. Quetzalcoatl

    Sam Vogel Antonovich / allthefoxes / theotherredfox / vincelocktip / samman412 / vlt412 / atf412

    Powertripping moderator/discord staff with a dash of cub-defending and furfaggotry.

    Replies:
    418
    Views:
    50,599
  22. AnOminous
    Replies:
    9,213
    Views:
    643,091
  23. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    2,003
    Views:
    444,760
  24. Puar
    Replies:
    793
    Views:
    97,991
  25. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    298
    Views:
    66,700
  26. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    467
    Views:
    114,469
  27. Marsaudiac

    Benjamin Halen Duquette / BHDwaffles / BetaEtaDelota

    Furry YouTuber who denies being a furry YouTuber; has a life jacket fetish.

    Replies:
    44
    Views:
    5,104
  28. CIA Nigger

    Connor Goodwolf / David Leroy Ross Jr / Insane Kangaroo

    Sexts teens, rapist, took down E621, drama whore, banned from Anthrocon, deleted himself from ED

    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    24,834
  29. Carrot Cake
    Replies:
    396
    Views:
    60,532
  30. InLivingTuna

    Evil Sibe / @e_sibe / Ross Herbert Reddick / John Herbert Holmes

    Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.

    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    33,830
  31. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers / "Matt, Nerdy Skull" / @M_Nerdskull

    Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer" furry

    Replies:
    422
    Views:
    55,592
  32. Steve Winwood

    JUNIUS_64 / Nicole / Nick Cieslik / JuniusK9 / StickersTehHusky / terminal-dogma / Fluffy Pegasus

    Mentally Ill FTM Troon babyfur zoophile college social justice warrior alien-dog skunk horse fennec

    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    12,373
  33. nonnewtonian

    Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche

    FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

    Replies:
    441
    Views:
    73,937
  34. Cuddly Pirate
    Replies:
    301
    Views:
    62,623
  35. Quetzalcoatl

    Tyler Bowie / MickeyMouseFan01 / MickeyMouse000024 / MickeyTheDisneyFan01

    What happens if Chris Chan had a brother but instead of Sonic, it's Mickey

    Replies:
    70
    Views:
    5,592
  36. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    471
    Views:
    94,396
  37. trannyfucker

    Aimee Challenor / Ashton Lucas David Challenor

    Green politician troon, adult baby, son of an adult baby rapist, furry, brony

    Replies:
    123
    Views:
    15,394
  38. Puar

    Micaloon / Nickaloon

    Whiny inflationist fucktard Manchild that moans he is "alone".

    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    5,456
  39. Squealer

    DangerDoberman / WILDWULF / Brandon Vongthongthip

    Furry Artist who loves guns, dogs, and justice

    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    4,457
  40. Dr. Stuart

    Laura Isabelle Late / Rovdyr / LauraisLate

    PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle

    Replies:
    128
    Views:
    17,812
  41. Null

    Chris Whiteman / @spawzfolf / SheerSnowLeopard & "Benjamin" March / LovelyDeer118 / PurpleDeerNerd

    Pedophile Hated by all Canadian Furries; and the Underage FtM He's Taking Adventage Of.

    Replies:
    607
    Views:
    66,734
  42. Puar

    PokeGirlRULES / Stephanie Ladd

    28 year old with a bubble gum blowing fetish and hates "bad words".

    Replies:
    182
    Views:
    30,058
  43. Cuddly Pirate

    Steven Graziano / Draconis / Steve the Dragon / ShapeTweener

    alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, Bubsy playtester, falsely accuses people of pedophilia

    Replies:
    100
    Views:
    11,737
  44. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,732
    Views:
    1,853,939
  45. D.Va
    Replies:
    380
    Views:
    84,224
  46. TransFeministMuslim

    Harry Newman / WOLFSLUT / Fenrir / Radix Amour / Rockwell Radix Amour / radixamours666

    A repulsive AltFur with a self-contradictory lifestyle: being a radical degenerate and a fascist

    Replies:
    64
    Views:
    8,106
  47. CIA Nigger

    Xydexx Squeakypony / Karl J Jorgensen / @XydexxUnicorn

    49 Year Old Inflatable Fucker, Anthrocon Publications Director, keyboard warrior

    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    5,641
  48. Chaton_Mort
    Replies:
    165
    Views:
    36,706
  49. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,653
    Views:
    193,264
  50. WhyDidIDoThis
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    9,091

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