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Animal Control

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  1. Holdek
    Replies:
    8,434
    Views:
    931,128
  2. Captain Pronin
    Replies:
    4,753
    Views:
    409,533
  3. Feline Darkmage
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition

    Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

    Replies:
    233
    Views:
    41,148
  4. yawning sneasel
    Sticky

    Tracking and Hunting Furries in the Wild

    A Comprehensive Guide to Discovery and Digging on Furs

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    7,350
  5. BadaBadaBoom
    Replies:
    73
    Views:
    4,455
  6. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    635
    Views:
    89,390
  7. MayMay
    Replies:
    18,824
    Views:
    4,302,028
  8. chimpburgers

    Matt Myers / @M_M_Myers

    Pro doxing bald middle aged anti-Gamergate loser. goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer furry"

    Replies:
    269
    Views:
    32,941
  9. AnOminous

    Alex C. "Allie" Leal / ACL / desertfox899 / BinaryVixen899 / Emily Saphira Chance / _EternallyEmily

    Fat Incontinent Diaperfur, Self-DX'd MPD, Narcissistic Attention Whore, Murder Fetish

    Replies:
    7,114
    Views:
    394,278
  10. Dionysius

    Dionysius Tragos / Hreinn Reindeer / @ObnoxFurBlocker / Goathole

    Pedophile Apologist, Supreme King of Butthurt, Foxler Whiteknight, Jewing the Furry Raiders

    Replies:
    209
    Views:
    18,046
  11. chadmuska

    Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie

    A cartoon sperg/pedo fanfic writer who a-logs his family/trump/ex-friends, troon, "smarter than god"

    Replies:
    4,601
    Views:
    614,210
  12. oneninetyone

    Carl Kirkwood / R.C. Fox / Network Fox

    popufur otherkin fursuiter arrested for possession of child porn, confirmed an hero

    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    7,532
  13. Hypodermic Johnny

    Plushophiles

    Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

    Replies:
    345
    Views:
    50,549
  14. yawning sneasel

    AltFurry General

    A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers

    Replies:
    1,137
    Views:
    90,936
  15. Steve Winwood

    GearyDigit / GearyTheOtter / Joshua Colin Crouch

    "r/gamerghazi" mod / #gamergate hanger-on / social justice / white savior complex

    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    1,196
  16. Cable 7

    Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990

    Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

    Replies:
    1,350
    Views:
    95,795
  17. CIA Nigger

    AndreusWolf / Andrew Paul Seel / VexFursuit / Andreus

    Twitter warrior, Egg waiting to hatch into a future rat king member, former #GamerGate supporter

    Replies:
    111
    Views:
    7,917
  18. InLivingTuna

    Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen

    36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser

    Replies:
    6,687
    Views:
    1,612,054
  19. OwO What's This?

    Furry Art Freak Show

    From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

    Replies:
    1,247
    Views:
    196,538
  20. Reynard

    Alpha and Omega Fandom

    Wolfaboos with a love for shitty direct-to-video sequels.

    Replies:
    302
    Views:
    28,758
  21. Joshua Sentaro

    UnknownCleric2420 / Joshua Sentaro

    Fatfur who wants to fight Kiwi Farms IRL, 1v1 this fat fur if you are ready to end it all

    Replies:
    31
    Views:
    1,760
  22. The Lizard Queen

    The Awful Fursuit Thread

    Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

    Replies:
    753
    Views:
    168,083
  23. Cuddly Pirate
    Replies:
    196
    Views:
    28,993
  24. Big Bad Brat

    Matthew Dean De Rojas / NextG / KT Cannon / Braveworld

    Autistic sonic fan, furfag, friend with alog, ex-youtube pooper and failed videomaker

    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    231
  25. King Kong... with wings?
    Replies:
    356
    Views:
    35,653
  26. Jaiman

    Baron Tremayne Caple / Rainbow Man

    Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls

    Replies:
    524
    Views:
    25,808
  27. Steve Winwood

    VCR_WOLFE / Charles Vincent Wolfe / Raichel Wolfe

    FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris

    Replies:
    152
    Views:
    20,580
  28. InLivingTuna
    Replies:
    246
    Views:
    48,931
  29. Reynard

    Simba Lion (born Steven Hopps)

    Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it

    Replies:
    432
    Views:
    52,177
  30. Fagnasty

    Fluffies

    Brony erotica about tortured mentally retarded pony foals

    Replies:
    166
    Views:
    32,146
  31. JFKdestroyer

    2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis

    Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading

    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    16,051
  32. Marsaudiac

    Kothorix

    Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin

    Replies:
    180
    Views:
    20,983
  33. yawning sneasel

    Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn

    Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

    Replies:
    1,306
    Views:
    124,431
  34. CIA Nigger
    Replies:
    730
    Views:
    78,486
  35. CIA Nigger

    ShugoWah / Bradley Neal Reams

    Hulex's ex-BF, "SJW Pokemon" pr0n artist, Twitter addict

    Replies:
    36
    Views:
    4,886
  36. CIA Nigger

    Arcturus James Kirwin / @Panderp / James Nathan Garrett / Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.

    Replies:
    30
    Views:
    2,595
  37. nonnewtonian

    Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche

    FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

    Replies:
    371
    Views:
    48,030
  38. Puar
    Replies:
    1,050
    Views:
    72,030
  39. Allen John Jones III

    Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis

    A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

    Replies:
    3,662
    Views:
    249,066
  40. Cuddly Pirate

    Austin "Dustin" Dalgleish / August Yifu / Blumiere / Augmiere / BlueBelly / Romulus / RomulusWulf

    babyfur lolcow re-emerged as altfurry, paranoid child groomer, owns FurrySpeech.com, ex of Foxler

    Replies:
    599
    Views:
    35,183
  41. Puar
    Replies:
    309
    Views:
    41,379
  42. chimpburgers

    Antony Aguilar / ForNoGoodReason / FNGR / @FNGR101 / ForNoGR / Fanon Frenzy

    37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy

    Replies:
    698
    Views:
    101,195
  43. wristwatchswisswatch
    Replies:
    1,539
    Views:
    277,747
  44. MasterDisaster

    WhiteKitten / White Kitten / Jewel

    Rape-centric, guro-loving Patreon art whore

    Replies:
    389
    Views:
    62,530
  45. yawning sneasel

    Foxler Nightfire / Foxler of Furry Fandom / starfoxacefox / Lee Allen Miller

    disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, currently dating a pedophile

    Replies:
    494
    Views:
    61,633
  46. Golden Compass
    Replies:
    196
    Views:
    19,201
  47. Dr. Stuart

    Laura Isabelle Late / Rovdyr / LauraisLate

    PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle

    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    6,989
  48. Crusader Cat
    Replies:
    447
    Views:
    30,086
  49. Agaygoat

    Zaush / Adam Wan

    Popular furry artist with a penchant for being rapey & an ego that could black out the sun

    Replies:
    499
    Views:
    92,476
  50. scared sheep

    Playfur Cinema / PlayfurCinema / Juke Fox / JawbreakerHyena / Durrel89 / Durell Pollard / Furheart20

    Loli Cub Rule 34 Enthusiast; Tsundere for Scared Sheep; keeps changing his Twitter handle

    Replies:
    193
    Views:
    15,323
  51. Pointless Pedant

    Casey Morris Hoerth / Len Gilbert / The Furred Reich / AltFurryDiscord / Telikonol / FurRightDiscord

    Author of furry erotica involving Nazi war criminals (DOX INSIDE), pedo-zoo enabler

    Replies:
    629
    Views:
    65,531
  52. Cuddly Pirate

    Steven Graziano / Draconis / Steve the Dragon

    alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, helped create Bubsy

    Replies:
    72
    Views:
    5,236
  53. KraftEagle

    Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat

    Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

    Replies:
    250
    Views:
    29,246
  54. Bungleboy

    Fallout Equestria, by Kkat / Kkatman

    fascist sex horses and the insane fanfic writers powering their existance

    Replies:
    184
    Views:
    26,950

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