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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Replies:
    69
    Views:
    25,571
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    13,053
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    Replies:
    Views:
    N/A
  4. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    8,477
  5. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    1,192
    Views:
    226,376
  6. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    139
    Views:
    109,694
  7. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    4,547
    Views:
    611,641
  8. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    4,556
    Views:
    779,634
  9. LtCucumber

    Snowflake Ash Hardell / Ashley Mardell

    special snowflake youtuber, nonbinary edgelord, nondysphoric "trans" feminist.

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    6,051
  10. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    5,643
    Views:
    940,814
  11. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Marissa Morris / Marissa Elienne / Jamie Morse / Marissa Marchant / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, believes "dumb" people should be exterminated, constantly changes aliases, pedo apologist

    Replies:
    567
    Views:
    61,114
  12. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Replies:
    1,973
    Views:
    665,384
  13. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Replies:
    5,677
    Views:
    966,026
  14. CatParty
    Replies:
    707
    Views:
    194,895
  15. PropaGONDA

    Snowflake La'Shaunae Steward

    Plus-sized "model" who looks like Precious. Sensitive clitoris.

    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    24,129
  16. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
    798
    Views:
    147,024
  17. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,321
    Views:
    2,035,944
  18. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / SarahJKpop / annamiller, etc

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    794
    Views:
    56,445
  19. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    1,819
    Views:
    227,054
  20. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,340
    Views:
    321,023
  21. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,688
    Views:
    466,997
  22. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,255
    Views:
    709,183
  23. Fagnasty

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    826
    Views:
    233,028
  24. CatParty
    Replies:
    479
    Views:
    97,296
  25. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    3,257
    Views:
    543,844
  26. Big Bad Brat
    Replies:
    131
    Views:
    13,539
  27. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    297
    Views:
    99,463
  28. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    15,232
  29. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    5,839
    Views:
    1,082,892
  30. Yaks
    Replies:
    450
    Views:
    90,511
  31. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,366
    Views:
    706,162
  32. Darwin Watterson

    Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin

    Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; Arrested for being a sexual deviant

    Replies:
    299
    Views:
    446,641
  33. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    711
    Views:
    181,123
  34. TheGreatCitracett
    Replies:
    573
    Views:
    83,143
  35. Dee
    Replies:
    1,802
    Views:
    77,754
  36. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Replies:
    823
    Views:
    186,731
  37. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    12,471
  38. CatParty
    Replies:
    433
    Views:
    67,627
  39. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,789
    Views:
    1,861,859
  40. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Replies:
    218
    Views:
    33,061
  41. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    164
    Views:
    17,801
  42. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,728
    Views:
    1,171,427
  43. CatParty
    Replies:
    526
    Views:
    103,086
  44. _Wice

    Trainwreck woahhvicky / Victoria Waldrip

    Transracial vlogger, rapper, arrested for assaulting a cop, #BlackLivesMatter

    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    6,785
  45. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    Replies:
    158
    Views:
    10,563
  46. Petronella
    Replies:
    971
    Views:
    196,156
  47. IngusNSFW
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    18,296
  48. John Webster
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    15,041
  49. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    7,861
  50. Melchett
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    7,979
  51. Null
    Locked

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Replies:
    17,519
    Views:
    2,630,346
  52. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    2,494
  53. Yaks
    Replies:
    212
    Views:
    60,382
  54. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    321
    Views:
    61,873

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