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Beauty Parlour

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    39,620
    dookerbewitt
    Oct 4, 2018
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
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    15,861
    PlasticOwls
    Apr 23, 2018
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
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    10,477
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 458 459 460 461 462
    Replies:
    9,221
    Views:
    2,091,562
    T0xic_rum
    Oct 17, 2018 at 4:00 AM
  6. Zorceror44

    Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 348 349 350 351 352
    Replies:
    7,020
    Views:
    1,312,475
    Kelly Bundy
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:54 AM
  7. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Smutley, Aug 1, 2018 ... 54 55 56 57 58
    Replies:
    1,145
    Views:
    148,845
    fenny
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:41 AM
  8. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 687 688 689 690 691
    Replies:
    13,812
    Views:
    2,244,545
    Beth
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:38 AM
  9. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016 ... 39 40 41 42 43
    Replies:
    857
    Views:
    261,775
    formerfatcow
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:34 AM
  10. Dr. Meme

    Gross Ragen Chastain / Dances with Fat / Fat Out Loud

    Dr. Meme, Oct 2, 2014 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    217
    Views:
    38,414
    AbraCadaver
    Oct 17, 2018 at 1:59 AM
  11. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 429 430 431 432 433
    Replies:
    8,654
    Views:
    1,723,907
    RussianBlonde
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:50 PM
  12. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Oscar Wildean, Jan 16, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    280
    Views:
    46,276
    ethanoate
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:22 PM
  13. Darwin Watterson

    Snowflake Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier

    Darwin Watterson, May 29, 2015 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    137
    Views:
    35,848
    Medicated
    Oct 16, 2018 at 10:50 PM
  14. HickoryDickory

    Snowflake Tati Westbrook / Tanya Krievins

    SHAME ON YOU! I AM SUPER WOMAN! #GlamLifeGuru & Halo Beauty -- Magic Pill Pusher & Liar.

    HickoryDickory, Mar 10, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    10,759
    yawning sneasel
    Oct 16, 2018 at 10:05 PM
  15. Yaks

    Community Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) Collectors

    Yaks, May 6, 2015 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    457
    Views:
    101,794
    Witlich
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:11 PM
  16. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 61 62 63 64 65
    Replies:
    1,295
    Views:
    339,549
    ComputerWife
    Oct 16, 2018 at 8:13 PM
  17. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    67
    Views:
    14,645
    japs did 9/11
    Oct 16, 2018 at 6:51 PM
  18. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 141 142 143 144 145
    Replies:
    2,882
    Views:
    1,048,953
    LoveYouLongTime
    Oct 16, 2018 at 6:20 PM
  19. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    admiral, Jul 20, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    50,823
    NimertiS
    Oct 16, 2018 at 5:49 PM
  20. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, Ableist Jew-Supremacist, Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    759
    Views:
    81,129
    cfxegbert
    Oct 16, 2018 at 5:41 PM
  21. Kilted Gentleman

    Snowflake Jennifer Mayers

    mommy blogger, Jesus freak, believes Manchester bombing happened because Ariana Grande made God mad

    Kilted Gentleman, May 23, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    135
    Views:
    13,850
    Lou Wrong
    Oct 16, 2018 at 3:30 PM
  22. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 51 52 53 54 55
    Replies:
    1,093
    Views:
    90,277
    LoverofPi
    Oct 16, 2018 at 12:56 PM
  23. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 186 187 188 189 190
    Replies:
    3,791
    Views:
    718,380
    LoveYouLongTime
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:56 AM
  24. CatParty

    Snowflake Joy Sparkle / Kati Marie Smith

    Onision Stalker

    CatParty, Apr 27, 2017 ... 33 34 35 36 37
    Replies:
    739
    Views:
    136,597
    zerohitwonder
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:49 AM
  25. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 27 28 29 30 31
    Replies:
    606
    Views:
    251,374
    Puddleduck
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:16 AM
  26. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 172 173 174 175 176
    Replies:
    3,513
    Views:
    795,737
    Cho Chan
    Oct 16, 2018 at 8:07 AM
  27. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 91 92 93 94 95
    Replies:
    1,896
    Views:
    95,450
    fashydumpling
    Oct 16, 2018 at 4:50 AM
  28. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Tyquwan Kingsberry / Freak Show Cosplay

    Banned from Every Convention in Virginia, Fake Tranny, Pretended to have Cancer

    Feline Darkmage, Apr 26, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    4,311
    Kiwi Lime Pie
    Oct 15, 2018 at 10:44 PM
  29. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 96 97 98 99 100
    Replies:
    1,991
    Views:
    501,232
    12 Inch Taint
    Oct 15, 2018 at 9:43 PM
  30. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 340 341 342 343 344
    Replies:
    6,873
    Views:
    1,332,502
    Dysnomia
    Oct 15, 2018 at 6:40 AM
  31. MunsterCheese

    Gross Rain Florence

    MunsterCheese, Nov 5, 2015 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    531
    Views:
    175,739
    sperginity
    Oct 14, 2018 at 6:36 PM
  32. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 242 243 244 245 246
    Replies:
    4,906
    Views:
    768,188
    MirnaMinkoff
    Oct 14, 2018 at 5:37 PM
  33. AtroposHeart

    Community YouTalkTrash

    ForeverWeening

    AtroposHeart, May 14, 2015 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    32,796
    Mozzie
    Oct 14, 2018 at 12:15 PM
  34. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    solonset, Jan 5, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    64
    Views:
    27,907
    rubberduckyswansong
    Oct 14, 2018 at 11:41 AM
  35. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 55 56 57 58 59
    Replies:
    1,177
    Views:
    288,394
    mooserangerofthenorth
    Oct 14, 2018 at 4:00 AM
  36. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 218 219 220 221 222
    Replies:
    4,424
    Views:
    801,890
    Tiny Clanger
    Oct 13, 2018 at 11:39 PM
  37. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 294 295 296 297 298
    Replies:
    5,949
    Views:
    1,072,404
    multiverse
    Oct 13, 2018 at 8:31 PM
  38. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    424
    Views:
    125,364
    pecansandies
    Oct 13, 2018 at 12:14 PM
  39. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molesting Attention Whore

    CatParty, Jan 5, 2017 ... 30 31 32 33 34
    Replies:
    663
    Views:
    133,979
    66andtwothirds
    Oct 13, 2018 at 3:07 AM
  40. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 51 52 53 54 55
    Replies:
    1,080
    Views:
    274,650
    cactus
    Oct 12, 2018 at 10:05 PM
  41. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016 ... 97 98 99 100 101
    Replies:
    2,000
    Views:
    270,189
    rabbitgay
    Oct 12, 2018 at 1:29 PM
  42. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 48 49 50 51 52
    Replies:
    1,030
    Views:
    212,871
    Ceres
    Oct 12, 2018 at 1:56 AM
  43. Feline Darkmage

    Celebrity Kathy Griffin

    Unfunny Hypocritical Comedian, Beheaded Trump in Effigy & Blames the POTUS for Ruining her Career

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 3, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    17,417
    chalkoutline
    Oct 11, 2018 at 9:49 AM
  44. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow

    Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Gets Paid for Being Sick

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 18, 2018 ... 33 34 35 36 37
    Replies:
    724
    Views:
    209,831
    chronicallybullshitting
    Oct 10, 2018
  45. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    heathercho, Dec 18, 2017 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    223
    Views:
    20,370
    Meeki
    Oct 8, 2018
  46. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Melchett, Jun 28, 2014 ... 284 285 286 287 288
    Replies:
    5,751
    Views:
    1,244,901
    A Seagull
    Oct 7, 2018
  47. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 90 91 92 93 94
    Replies:
    1,868
    Views:
    567,183
    wateryketchup
    Oct 6, 2018
  48. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    jurassic bark, Nov 21, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    368
    Views:
    67,214
    Jungle Princess
    Oct 4, 2018
  49. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    entropyseekswork, Jun 17, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    175
    Views:
    13,573
    joombo
    Oct 3, 2018
  50. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    m0rnutz, Jan 25, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    37
    Views:
    24,990
    A Crapload Of Waffles
    Oct 2, 2018
  51. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    John Webster, Apr 6, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    91
    Views:
    21,599
    PiggyPie
    Oct 1, 2018
  52. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

    entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    287
    Views:
    72,015
    AbraCadaver
    Sep 29, 2018
  53. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Victoria Shingleton / Victoria BellaMorte / Miss Victoria Murder / mvminksend

    Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect...

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 24, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    124
    Views:
    29,875
    MetalParakeet
    Sep 28, 2018
  54. Daughter of Pomona

    Snowflake Marina Watanabe / marinashutup

    Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism

    Daughter of Pomona, Sep 16, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    7,188
    2odastream
    Sep 26, 2018
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