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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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  1. Broken Pussy
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    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

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  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

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    20
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    15,861
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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  4. Broken Pussy
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  5. The Jumping Dwarf
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    2,091,562
  6. Zorceror44

    Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Replies:
    7,020
    Views:
    1,312,475
  7. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Replies:
    1,145
    Views:
    148,845
  8. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,812
    Views:
    2,244,545
  9. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    857
    Views:
    261,775
  10. Dr. Meme
    Replies:
    217
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    38,414
  11. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    8,654
    Views:
    1,723,907
  12. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Replies:
    280
    Views:
    46,276
  13. Darwin Watterson
    Replies:
    137
    Views:
    35,848
  14. HickoryDickory

    Snowflake Tati Westbrook / Tanya Krievins

    SHAME ON YOU! I AM SUPER WOMAN! #GlamLifeGuru & Halo Beauty -- Magic Pill Pusher & Liar.

    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    10,759
  15. Yaks
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    457
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    101,794
  16. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
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    339,549
  17. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    67
    Views:
    14,645
  18. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    2,882
    Views:
    1,048,953
  19. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    Replies:
    144
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    50,823
  20. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, Ableist Jew-Supremacist, Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    759
    Views:
    81,129
  21. Kilted Gentleman

    Snowflake Jennifer Mayers

    mommy blogger, Jesus freak, believes Manchester bombing happened because Ariana Grande made God mad

    Replies:
    135
    Views:
    13,850
  22. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,093
    Views:
    90,277
  23. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal

    Replies:
    3,791
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    718,380
  24. CatParty
    Replies:
    739
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    136,597
  25. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    606
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    251,374
  26. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,513
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    795,737
  27. Dee
    Replies:
    1,896
    Views:
    95,450
  28. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Tyquwan Kingsberry / Freak Show Cosplay

    Banned from Every Convention in Virginia, Fake Tranny, Pretended to have Cancer

    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    4,311
  29. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,991
    Views:
    501,232
  30. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    6,873
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    1,332,502
  31. MunsterCheese
    Replies:
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    175,739
  32. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    4,906
    Views:
    768,188
  33. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    32,796
  34. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    Replies:
    64
    Views:
    27,907
  35. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,177
    Views:
    288,394
  36. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,424
    Views:
    801,890
  37. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    5,949
    Views:
    1,072,404
  38. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    424
    Views:
    125,364
  39. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molesting Attention Whore

    Replies:
    663
    Views:
    133,979
  40. Melchett
    Replies:
    1,080
    Views:
    274,650
  41. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    2,000
    Views:
    270,189
  42. CatParty
    Replies:
    1,030
    Views:
    212,871
  43. Feline Darkmage

    Celebrity Kathy Griffin

    Unfunny Hypocritical Comedian, Beheaded Trump in Effigy & Blames the POTUS for Ruining her Career

    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    17,417
  44. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    724
    Views:
    209,831
  45. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    Replies:
    223
    Views:
    20,370
  46. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,751
    Views:
    1,244,901
  47. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,868
    Views:
    567,183
  48. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    368
    Views:
    67,214
  49. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    Replies:
    175
    Views:
    13,573
  50. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    Replies:
    37
    Views:
    24,990
  51. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    Replies:
    91
    Views:
    21,599
  52. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    287
    Views:
    72,015
  53. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Victoria Shingleton / Victoria BellaMorte / Miss Victoria Murder / mvminksend

    Behind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect...

    Replies:
    124
    Views:
    29,875
  54. Daughter of Pomona

    Snowflake Marina Watanabe / marinashutup

    Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism

    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    7,188

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