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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    64
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    16,968
    A Skeleton
    Mar 13, 2018
  2. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  3. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
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    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  4. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    10,497
    Melchett
    Jul 28, 2017
  5. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 199 200 201 202 203
    Replies:
    4,056
    Views:
    639,995
    Rabbit Bones
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:58 PM
  6. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 116 117 118 119 120
    Replies:
    2,387
    Views:
    340,172
    Rabbit Bones
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:52 PM
  7. PropaGONDA

    Snowflake La'Shaunae Steward

    Plus-sized "model" who looks like Precious. Sensitive clitoris.

    PropaGONDA, Jun 9, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    15,713
    ShortPoppy
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:51 PM
  8. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    253
    Views:
    48,118
    Rabbit Bones
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:33 PM
  9. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 203 204 205 206 207
    Replies:
    4,125
    Views:
    519,420
    Stephanie Bustcakes
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:02 PM
  10. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 269 270 271 272 273
    Replies:
    5,458
    Views:
    980,386
    multiverse
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:54 PM
  11. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 251 252 253 254 255
    Replies:
    5,080
    Views:
    825,639
    multiverse
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:27 PM
  12. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    493
    Views:
    67,159
    Maggots on a Train
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:00 PM
  13. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 427 428 429 430 431
    Replies:
    8,605
    Views:
    1,763,314
    Clintonberg
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:54 PM
  14. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016 ... 75 76 77 78 79
    Replies:
    1,577
    Views:
    191,215
    AvocadoToast
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:42 PM
  15. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Null, Aug 23, 2015 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    311
    Views:
    55,195
    Android raptor
    Apr 19, 2018 at 4:33 PM
  16. _Wice

    woahhvicky / Victoria Waldrip

    Transracial vlogger, rapper, arrested for assaulting a cop, #BlackLivesMatter

    _Wice, Feb 28, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    2,653
    LesbianSleepoverParty
    Apr 19, 2018 at 3:06 PM
  17. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 59 60 61 62 63
    Replies:
    1,250
    Views:
    282,736
    LordofTendons
    Apr 19, 2018 at 2:58 PM
  18. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Shitty Etsy Products

    entropyseekswork, Jan 1, 2017 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    273
    Views:
    57,990
    Cornholio
    Apr 19, 2018 at 11:30 AM
  19. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 75 76 77 78 79
    Replies:
    1,564
    Views:
    409,248
    RomanesEuntDomus
    Apr 19, 2018 at 11:11 AM
  20. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 656 657 658 659 660
    Replies:
    13,186
    Views:
    1,964,639
    PolexiaAphrodisia
    Apr 19, 2018 at 9:48 AM
  21. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield, aka Latasha Spears-Winkfield, Jahi McMath's Mother

    Keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Barbarella, Jul 29, 2017 ... 42 43 44 45 46
    Replies:
    902
    Views:
    162,138
    TheUltimatePickle
    Apr 19, 2018 at 8:03 AM
  22. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 268 269 270 271 272
    Replies:
    5,433
    Views:
    883,237
    birdman
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:27 AM
  23. Dynastia

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Dynastia, Jul 12, 2016 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    529
    Views:
    150,378
    Inquisitor_BadAss
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:04 AM
  24. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 31 32 33 34 35
    Replies:
    696
    Views:
    148,543
    Sebben Crudele
    Apr 19, 2018 at 12:31 AM
  25. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    multiverse, Mar 28, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    4,601
    sperginity
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:18 PM
  26. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 83 84 85 86 87
    Replies:
    1,731
    Views:
    564,869
    Stormy Putin
    Apr 18, 2018 at 4:28 PM
  27. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    475
    Views:
    145,793
    Dog Prom 3D
    Apr 18, 2018 at 4:11 PM
  28. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow

    Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Gets Paid for Being Sick

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 18, 2018 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    628
    Views:
    130,599
    OstREEEch
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:20 AM
  29. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    Celebrity Cassandra Clare / Judith Rumelt

    43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully

    Pinkamena Diane Pie, Dec 10, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    105
    Views:
    16,894
    Serena Vanderbooben
    Apr 17, 2018 at 9:05 PM
  30. Darwin Watterson

    Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin

    Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; Arrested for being a sexual deviant

    Darwin Watterson, Dec 13, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    288
    Views:
    376,354
    RaiinBowRave
    Apr 17, 2018 at 10:37 AM
  31. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Marissa Morris / Marissa Elienne / Jamie Morse / Marissa Marchant / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, believes "dumb" people should be exterminated, constantly changes aliases, pedo apologist

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    439
    Views:
    50,704
    MysteriousStranger
    Apr 17, 2018 at 9:49 AM
  32. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 163 164 165 166 167
    Replies:
    3,322
    Views:
    666,931
    Boss Bass
    Apr 16, 2018 at 11:08 PM
  33. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    jurassic bark, Nov 21, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    290
    Views:
    39,913
    Sylvie Paula Paula
    Apr 16, 2018 at 7:37 PM
  34. acceptable

    Trainwreck Torz Reynolds

    a self mutilating circus freak

    acceptable, Feb 21, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    8,881
    Fully Interlocking Pieces
    Apr 16, 2018 at 1:36 PM
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 150 151 152 153 154
    Replies:
    3,077
    Views:
    472,952
    Your Weird Fetish
    Apr 16, 2018 at 10:33 AM
  36. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 41 42 43 44 45
    Replies:
    891
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    166,178
    heathercho
    Apr 16, 2018 at 6:50 AM
  37. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Oscar Wildean, Jan 16, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    21,755
    Oscar Wildean
    Apr 15, 2018 at 6:06 AM
  38. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    m0rnutz, Jan 25, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    10,406
    m0rnutz
    Apr 14, 2018 at 11:16 PM
  39. Daughter of Pomona

    Snowflake Marina Watanabe / marinashutup

    Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism

    Daughter of Pomona, Sep 16, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    4,251
    soryu
    Apr 14, 2018 at 4:20 PM
  40. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / SarahJKpop / annamiller, etc

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    718
    Views:
    47,704
    leankillingmachine
    Apr 14, 2018 at 3:30 PM
  41. Yaks

    Trainwreck Truthfully Trisha / Trisha Rene Smith / Trisha Rene Kirley / GIBombshell

    Pretends to be Amy Slaton for attention

    Yaks, May 27, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    55,136
    frootloops
    Apr 14, 2018 at 1:07 PM
  42. bradsternum

    Trainwreck Gloria Tesch

    bradsternum, Mar 2, 2013 ... 264 265 266 267 268
    Replies:
    5,356
    Views:
    527,652
    IceGray
    Apr 14, 2018 at 4:00 AM
  43. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 1, 2016 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    101
    Views:
    98,242
    Rocketleaguer
    Apr 13, 2018 at 12:51 PM
  44. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    269
    Views:
    91,106
    MirnaMinkoff
    Apr 12, 2018
  45. Kilted Gentleman

    Snowflake Jennifer Mayers

    mommy blogger, Jesus freak, believes Manchester bombing happened because Ariana Grande made God mad

    Kilted Gentleman, May 23, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    10,925
    heathercho
    Apr 11, 2018
  46. Kitlen

    Snowflake Simply_Kenna / McKenna Kaelin / Kenna Suman

    YouTuber, Plagiarist, Art Thief and "Buddhist"

    Kitlen, Mar 21, 2018
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    1,249
    heathercho
    Apr 8, 2018
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Feline Darkmage, May 26, 2017 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    248
    Views:
    57,921
    Bubblez McGee
    Apr 7, 2018
  48. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Broken Pussy, Jun 10, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    188
    Views:
    24,282
    MakeItRain
    Apr 7, 2018
  49. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    solonset, Jan 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    11,002
    Y2K Baby
    Apr 6, 2018
  50. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 16, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    7,450
    Bugaboo
    Apr 5, 2018
  51. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    heathercho, Dec 18, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    12,149
    heathercho
    Apr 5, 2018
  52. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Null, Mar 2, 2016 ... 869 870 871 872 873
    Replies:
    17,452
    Views:
    2,554,971
    RisingPheonix
    Apr 3, 2018
  53. Darwin Watterson

    Snowflake Brittany Venti / Brittany Deer

    Darwin Watterson, May 29, 2015 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    12,270
    Medicated
    Apr 2, 2018
  54. CatParty

    Gross Martina Big

    CatParty, Apr 13, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    401
    Views:
    59,764
    a dinosaur
    Apr 2, 2018
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