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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    58,194
    Dutch Courage
    Feb 13, 2019 at 2:12 PM
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    28
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    20,155
    Queen Kimberly
    Feb 5, 2019
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
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    12,699
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Lysenko, Oct 23, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    296
    Views:
    54,893
    lamp shade
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:45 AM
  6. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 714 715 716 717 718
    Replies:
    14,343
    Views:
    3,005,231
    fatfuck
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:39 AM
  7. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 222 223 224 225 226
    Replies:
    4,515
    Views:
    1,600,696
    lamp shade
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:32 AM
  8. Feline Darkmage

    Gross Tonetta the Transvestite / Tony Jeffrey / 777dlwaters / Tonetta777 / Tonetta4EVA / Sister Tonetta

    Old Crossdressing Musician/Dancer, Creator of Poo Art & Statues

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 4, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    5,916
    Rokko
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:10 AM
  9. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 105 106 107 108 109
    Replies:
    2,173
    Views:
    657,588
    Sylvie Paula Paula
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:25 AM
  10. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 170 171 172 173 174
    Replies:
    3,464
    Views:
    809,558
    SpeedOSanicRee
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:21 AM
  11. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Broken Pussy, Aug 15, 2017 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    457
    Views:
    87,479
    lamp shade
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:57 AM
  12. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Lich Queen

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 103 104 105 106 107
    Replies:
    2,124
    Views:
    709,213
    AlexJonesGotMePregnant
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:25 AM
  13. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 297 298 299 300 301
    Replies:
    6,003
    Views:
    1,052,218
    ricecake
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:07 AM
  14. Yaks

    Community Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) Collectors

    Yaks, May 6, 2015 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    461
    Views:
    113,671
    ComputerWife
    Feb 17, 2019 at 12:57 AM
  15. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 489 490 491 492 493
    Replies:
    9,857
    Views:
    2,351,160
    MysticMisty
    Feb 17, 2019 at 12:14 AM
  16. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016 ... 42 43 44 45 46
    Replies:
    901
    Views:
    301,184
    formerfatcow
    Feb 16, 2019 at 11:46 PM
  17. LtCucumber

    Snowflake Ash Hardell / Ashley Mardell

    special snowflake youtuber, nonbinary edgelord, nondysphoric "trans" feminist.

    LtCucumber, May 20, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    18,312
    SheCameForNecky
    Feb 16, 2019 at 11:06 PM
  18. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 304 305 306 307 308
    Replies:
    6,150
    Views:
    1,195,068
    multiverse
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:23 PM
  19. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 476 477 478 479 480
    Replies:
    9,595
    Views:
    1,951,085
    simulated goat
    Feb 16, 2019 at 8:55 PM
  20. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 100 101 102 103 104
    Replies:
    2,061
    Views:
    120,938
    Pina Colada
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:14 PM
  21. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal, RIP Claire

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 240 241 242 243 244
    Replies:
    4,871
    Views:
    1,124,878
    Burnbarrel
    Feb 16, 2019 at 4:00 PM
  22. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 183 184 185 186 187
    Replies:
    3,725
    Views:
    892,242
    Medicated
    Feb 16, 2019 at 3:42 PM
  23. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    91
    Views:
    37,926
    Android raptor
    Feb 16, 2019 at 2:07 PM
  24. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Smutley, Aug 1, 2018 ... 72 73 74 75 76
    Replies:
    1,518
    Views:
    238,963
    Big Nasty
    Feb 16, 2019 at 1:52 PM
  25. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers, fake trans, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 29 30 31 32 33
    Replies:
    652
    Views:
    120,748
    ADHD
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:10 PM
  26. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 710 711 712 713 714
    Replies:
    14,270
    Views:
    2,477,668
    Umaibae
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:11 AM
  27. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 223 224 225 226 227
    Replies:
    4,526
    Views:
    884,200
    Karl_der_Grosse
    Feb 16, 2019 at 8:55 AM
  28. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur

    The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 26, 2016 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    473
    Views:
    158,851
    MillionaireMadman
    Feb 15, 2019 at 9:45 PM
  29. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 387 388 389 390 391
    Replies:
    7,806
    Views:
    1,611,912
    QWXXP Surprise!
    Feb 15, 2019 at 9:35 PM
  30. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 56 57 58 59 60
    Replies:
    1,184
    Views:
    124,910
    MysteriousStranger
    Feb 15, 2019 at 6:09 AM
  31. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 62 63 64 65 66
    Replies:
    1,319
    Views:
    366,164
    BlueArmedDevil
    Feb 14, 2019 at 7:42 PM
  32. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    525
    Views:
    154,427
    multiverse
    Feb 14, 2019 at 2:57 PM
  33. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    InLivingTuna, Nov 26, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    87
    Views:
    64,770
    sperginity
    Feb 14, 2019 at 2:45 PM
  34. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    27,093
    Smarmy
    Feb 13, 2019 at 7:41 PM
  35. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Broken Pussy, Jun 10, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    287
    Views:
    44,934
    AbraCadaver
    Feb 13, 2019 at 6:17 PM
  36. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Diabeetus, Oct 21, 2018 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    435
    Views:
    67,891
    Candidae
    Feb 13, 2019 at 11:30 AM
  37. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    m0rnutz, Jan 25, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    27,960
    m0rnutz
    Feb 12, 2019 at 9:43 PM
  38. Bob Page

    Snowflake Tana Mongeau

    Hypocrite, Tells overly-dramatized stories of her personal life, triggered by idubbbz, "Say Google."

    Bob Page, Feb 10, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    56,059
    Kelly Bundy
    Feb 12, 2019 at 12:40 AM
  39. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 49 50 51 52 53
    Replies:
    1,059
    Views:
    249,253
    lamp shade
    Feb 11, 2019 at 6:16 PM
  40. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Whitney Way Thore

    Fat.

    entropyseekswork, Mar 16, 2017 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    226
    Views:
    59,732
    moron
    Feb 11, 2019 at 11:33 AM
  41. CatFace

    Off-Topic OMG, Shoes!

    These shoes rule... These shoes suck...

    CatFace, Jan 5, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    14,898
    Sadcake
    Feb 10, 2019
  42. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    751
    Views:
    346,042
    A Name But Backwards
    Feb 9, 2019
  43. emspex

    Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHolday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003

    Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

    emspex, Jul 11, 2018 ... 64 65 66 67 68
    Replies:
    1,348
    Views:
    70,557
    The Un-Clit
    Feb 8, 2019
  44. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 61 62 63 64 65
    Replies:
    1,293
    Views:
    131,131
    multiverse
    Feb 8, 2019
  45. bradsternum

    Trainwreck Gloria Tesch

    bradsternum, Mar 2, 2013 ... 265 266 267 268 269
    Replies:
    5,370
    Views:
    614,204
    Venus
    Feb 8, 2019
  46. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    jurassic bark, Nov 21, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
    Replies:
    391
    Views:
    85,592
    simulated goat
    Feb 7, 2019
  47. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 64 65 66 67 68
    Replies:
    1,352
    Views:
    372,953
    Blake Bumbleby
    Feb 7, 2019
  48. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Null, Aug 23, 2015 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    376
    Views:
    86,479
    multiverse
    Feb 6, 2019
  49. AtroposHeart

    Community Pro-Ana

    AtroposHeart, Oct 16, 2013 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    138
    Views:
    49,108
    TotallyAChick
    Feb 6, 2019
  50. WeaponsGradeAutism

    Celebrity Meghan Tonjes (YouTube "Celebrity")

    #BootyRevolution/Fat/Body Positive/HAES apologist/SJW Galore

    WeaponsGradeAutism, May 3, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    4,601
    thejackal
    Feb 6, 2019
  51. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Autistic Arts and Crafts Time.

    let's sperg

    entropyseekswork, Jan 11, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    192
    Views:
    25,790
    simulated goat
    Feb 4, 2019
  52. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / Abbey May / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    CWCissey, Nov 19, 2018 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    354
    Views:
    38,856
    Kate Farms Shill
    Feb 4, 2019
  53. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    admiral, Jul 20, 2016 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    186
    Views:
    65,670
    Cricket
    Feb 2, 2019
  54. Johnny 13 gun

    Cosplay Nicole "Sheena" Duquette "Oum"

    Slept her way into RoosterTeeth, directly caused the death of Monty Oum, and pissed away 250k

    Johnny 13 gun, May 13, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    85,464
    Feline Darkmage
    Feb 2, 2019
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