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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.

@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    69
    Views:
    25,571
    Barbarella
    Jun 20, 2018 at 3:13 AM
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    13,053
    PlasticOwls
    Apr 23, 2018
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    8,477
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Barbarella, Jul 29, 2017 ... 56 57 58 59 60
    Replies:
    1,192
    Views:
    226,376
    doubledigitgendergap
    Jun 21, 2018 at 12:18 AM
  6. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 1, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    139
    Views:
    109,694
    BhertMern
    Jun 21, 2018 at 12:06 AM
  7. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 224 225 226 227 228
    Replies:
    4,547
    Views:
    611,641
    sheephead
    Jun 21, 2018 at 12:03 AM
  8. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 224 225 226 227 228
    Replies:
    4,556
    Views:
    779,634
    BerriesArnold
    Jun 20, 2018 at 11:46 PM
  9. LtCucumber

    Snowflake Ash Hardell / Ashley Mardell

    special snowflake youtuber, nonbinary edgelord, nondysphoric "trans" feminist.

    LtCucumber, May 20, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    6,051
    Roger Whore
    Jun 20, 2018 at 11:39 PM
  10. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 279 280 281 282 283
    Replies:
    5,643
    Views:
    940,814
    multiverse
    Jun 20, 2018 at 11:26 PM
  11. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Marissa Morris / Marissa Elienne / Jamie Morse / Marissa Marchant / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, believes "dumb" people should be exterminated, constantly changes aliases, pedo apologist

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    567
    Views:
    61,114
    cfxegbert
    Jun 20, 2018 at 10:57 PM
  12. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 95 96 97 98 99
    Replies:
    1,973
    Views:
    665,384
    The Shadow
    Jun 20, 2018 at 10:04 PM
  13. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 280 281 282 283 284
    Replies:
    5,677
    Views:
    966,026
    Galactus
    Jun 20, 2018 at 9:47 PM
  14. CatParty

    Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

    CatParty, Feb 12, 2016 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    707
    Views:
    194,895
    Mr. 0
    Jun 20, 2018 at 9:31 PM
  15. PropaGONDA

    Snowflake La'Shaunae Steward

    Plus-sized "model" who looks like Precious. Sensitive clitoris.

    PropaGONDA, Jun 9, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    24,129
    Angry New Ager
    Jun 20, 2018 at 8:24 PM
  16. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    798
    Views:
    147,024
    muggyman
    Jun 20, 2018 at 6:43 PM
  17. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 663 664 665 666 667
    Replies:
    13,321
    Views:
    2,035,944
    Owlflaps
    Jun 20, 2018 at 5:07 PM
  18. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / SarahJKpop / annamiller, etc

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    794
    Views:
    56,445
    multiverse
    Jun 20, 2018 at 4:19 PM
  19. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Blarmination, Jul 29, 2016 ... 87 88 89 90 91
    Replies:
    1,819
    Views:
    227,054
    Angry New Ager
    Jun 20, 2018 at 2:23 PM
  20. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 64 65 66 67 68
    Replies:
    1,340
    Views:
    321,023
    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 20, 2018 at 1:51 PM
  21. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 81 82 83 84 85
    Replies:
    1,688
    Views:
    466,997
    The Un-Clit
    Jun 20, 2018 at 1:38 PM
  22. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 209 210 211 212 213
    Replies:
    4,255
    Views:
    709,183
    Dorsia.Reservation
    Jun 20, 2018 at 12:00 PM
  23. Fagnasty

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Fagnasty, Jul 12, 2016 ... 38 39 40 41 42
    Replies:
    826
    Views:
    233,028
    tarni
    Jun 20, 2018 at 5:56 AM
  24. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    479
    Views:
    97,296
    7heode
    Jun 20, 2018 at 4:13 AM
  25. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 159 160 161 162 163
    Replies:
    3,257
    Views:
    543,844
    Dysnomia
    Jun 20, 2018 at 2:21 AM
  26. Big Bad Brat

    Trainwreck Terence Sanchez / Eightloaded / Infiniteloaded / Bloodcalibur

    Lunatic junkie on shrooms and his army of camwhores

    Big Bad Brat, May 18, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    131
    Views:
    13,539
    trueandhonestfan
    Jun 20, 2018 at 2:09 AM
  27. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    297
    Views:
    99,463
    Dysnomia
    Jun 20, 2018 at 1:03 AM
  28. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    solonset, Jan 5, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    15,232
    Rabbit Bones
    Jun 19, 2018 at 11:45 PM
  29. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 288 289 290 291 292
    Replies:
    5,839
    Views:
    1,082,892
    Dysnomia
    Jun 19, 2018 at 7:40 PM
  30. Yaks

    Community Ball-Jointed Doll (BJD) Collectors

    Yaks, May 6, 2015 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    450
    Views:
    90,511
    Android raptor
    Jun 19, 2018 at 5:19 PM
  31. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 165 166 167 168 169
    Replies:
    3,366
    Views:
    706,162
    captkrisma
    Jun 19, 2018 at 4:17 AM
  32. Darwin Watterson

    Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin

    Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; Arrested for being a sexual deviant

    Darwin Watterson, Dec 13, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    299
    Views:
    446,641
    Meowthkip
    Jun 19, 2018 at 12:44 AM
  33. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow

    Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Gets Paid for Being Sick

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 18, 2018 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    711
    Views:
    181,123
    Incognito
    Jun 18, 2018 at 10:55 PM
  34. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers, fake trans, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    573
    Views:
    83,143
    Tragi-Chan
    Jun 18, 2018 at 8:16 AM
  35. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 87 88 89 90 91
    Replies:
    1,802
    Views:
    77,754
    bloodcoffee
    Jun 17, 2018 at 2:17 PM
  36. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 38 39 40 41 42
    Replies:
    823
    Views:
    186,731
    myhr
    Jun 17, 2018 at 1:56 PM
  37. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    12,471
    WMC4PRE$IDENT
    Jun 17, 2018 at 3:56 AM
  38. CatParty

    Gross Martina Big

    CatParty, Apr 13, 2017 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    433
    Views:
    67,627
    Um Oh Ah Yeah
    Jun 16, 2018 at 9:33 PM
  39. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 436 437 438 439 440
    Replies:
    8,789
    Views:
    1,861,859
    Opulence
    Jun 16, 2018 at 7:33 PM
  40. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Oscar Wildean, Jan 16, 2018 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    218
    Views:
    33,061
    Oscar Wildean
    Jun 16, 2018 at 2:06 AM
  41. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Autistic Arts and Crafts Time.

    let's sperg

    entropyseekswork, Jan 11, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    164
    Views:
    17,801
    Kurosaki Ichigo
    Jun 16, 2018 at 1:34 AM
  42. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Melchett, Jun 28, 2014 ... 283 284 285 286 287
    Replies:
    5,728
    Views:
    1,171,427
    millais
    Jun 15, 2018 at 10:38 PM
  43. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molester

    CatParty, Jan 5, 2017 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    526
    Views:
    103,086
    [Insert Meme Here]
    Jun 15, 2018 at 7:31 PM
  44. _Wice

    Trainwreck woahhvicky / Victoria Waldrip

    Transracial vlogger, rapper, arrested for assaulting a cop, #BlackLivesMatter

    _Wice, Feb 28, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    6,785
    Darksydepickle
    Jun 15, 2018 at 9:51 AM
  45. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    entropyseekswork, Jun 17, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    158
    Views:
    10,563
    one_time_user
    Jun 14, 2018
  46. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 45 46 47 48 49
    Replies:
    971
    Views:
    196,156
    Spl00gies
    Jun 14, 2018
  47. IngusNSFW

    Trainwreck SSSniperWolf / Lia / Alia Shelesh / Alia Valentine / Future Pornstar

    "Gamer" / Camgirl

    IngusNSFW, Mar 21, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    18,296
    Waveysauce
    Jun 11, 2018
  48. John Webster

    Snowflake Ophelia Vanity / Lisa Zhang

    John Webster, Apr 6, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    15,041
    PiggyPie
    Jun 10, 2018
  49. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    multiverse, Mar 28, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    7,861
    The 8 of Spades
    Jun 8, 2018
  50. Melchett

    Gross Shayna Clifford / shay-gnar / dumdolly

    Camwhore

    Melchett, Apr 30, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    7,979
    Bat Pussy
    Jun 8, 2018
  51. Null
    Locked

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Null, Mar 2, 2016 ... 872 873 874 875 876
    Replies:
    17,519
    Views:
    2,630,346
    Melchett
    Jun 8, 2018
  52. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    2,494
    multiverse
    Jun 6, 2018
  53. Yaks

    Trainwreck Truthfully Trisha / Trisha Rene Smith / Trisha Rene Kirley / GIBombshell

    Pretends to be Amy Slaton for attention

    Yaks, May 27, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    212
    Views:
    60,382
    sleepysun
    Jun 5, 2018
  54. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Null, Aug 23, 2015 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    321
    Views:
    61,873
    Alpha Loves You
    Jun 5, 2018
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