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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    72
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    33,071
    Trymskvida
    Aug 5, 2018
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    14,527
    PlasticOwls
    Apr 23, 2018
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    9,549
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. BerriesArnold

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    BerriesArnold, Jul 30, 2017 ... 349 350 351 352 353
    Replies:
    7,051
    Views:
    1,301,768
    Phalanx
    Aug 20, 2018 at 12:13 PM
  6. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 49 50 51 52 53
    Replies:
    1,042
    Views:
    79,309
    multiverse
    Aug 20, 2018 at 11:58 AM
  7. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 52 53 54 55 56
    Replies:
    1,118
    Views:
    249,401
    MirnaMinkoff
    Aug 20, 2018 at 10:47 AM
  8. emspex

    Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHolday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003

    Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

    emspex, Jul 11, 2018 ... 56 57 58 59 60
    Replies:
    1,192
    Views:
    44,624
    DocHoliday1977
    Aug 20, 2018 at 10:34 AM
  9. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 122 123 124 125 126
    Replies:
    2,517
    Views:
    868,685
    Jigglyjogglers
    Aug 20, 2018 at 9:54 AM
  10. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 291 292 293 294 295
    Replies:
    5,892
    Views:
    1,044,547
    LtCucumber
    Aug 20, 2018 at 8:43 AM
  11. Wolf Fetuses

    Photoshop Wonders

    Wolf Fetuses, Feb 23, 2015 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    8,511
    Faint taste of butter
    Aug 20, 2018 at 6:26 AM
  12. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    557
    Views:
    210,199
    ATaxingWoman
    Aug 20, 2018 at 6:09 AM
  13. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 446 447 448 449 450
    Replies:
    8,997
    Views:
    1,966,746
    Gook Choy
    Aug 20, 2018 at 5:50 AM
  14. Darwin Watterson

    Snowflake Brittany Venti / Brittany Deer

    Darwin Watterson, May 29, 2015 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    17,332
    [V A P O R W A V E]
    Aug 20, 2018 at 4:18 AM
  15. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 79 80 81 82 83
    Replies:
    1,646
    Views:
    398,636
    [V A P O R W A V E]
    Aug 20, 2018 at 4:14 AM
  16. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Oscar Wildean, Jan 16, 2018 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    264
    Views:
    40,914
    ethanoate
    Aug 20, 2018 at 3:08 AM
  17. Fagnasty

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Fagnasty, Jul 12, 2016 ... 46 47 48 49 50
    Replies:
    990
    Views:
    296,772
    Not even once
    Aug 20, 2018 at 1:52 AM
  18. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 318 319 320 321 322
    Replies:
    6,439
    Views:
    1,213,295
    Dysnomia
    Aug 20, 2018 at 1:24 AM
  19. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. Fat.

    Smutley, Aug 1, 2018 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    482
    Views:
    66,395
    TheTism35
    Aug 20, 2018 at 1:06 AM
  20. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 46 47 48 49 50
    Replies:
    980
    Views:
    184,494
    Marche
    Aug 20, 2018 at 12:55 AM
  21. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 45 46 47 48 49
    Replies:
    966
    Views:
    230,919
    lolcow field researcher
    Aug 20, 2018 at 12:32 AM
  22. bradsternum

    Trainwreck Gloria Tesch

    bradsternum, Mar 2, 2013 ... 265 266 267 268 269
    Replies:
    5,373
    Views:
    560,263
    yawning sneasel
    Aug 19, 2018 at 11:08 PM
  23. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    multiverse, Mar 28, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    164
    Views:
    16,389
    Kiwi Lime Pie
    Aug 19, 2018 at 10:31 PM
  24. Feline Darkmage

    Community Camgirls

    Camwhore General Thread

    Feline Darkmage, May 1, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    20,906
    MirnaMinkoff
    Aug 19, 2018 at 8:58 PM
  25. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 287 288 289 290 291
    Replies:
    5,807
    Views:
    1,007,610
    Maggots on a Train
    Aug 19, 2018 at 8:45 PM
  26. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 49 50 51 52 53
    Replies:
    1,059
    Views:
    246,876
    NoFeline
    Aug 19, 2018 at 7:00 PM
  27. melty

    Celebrity Courtney Stodden

    melty, Apr 25, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    9,635
    Gorilla Tessellator
    Aug 19, 2018 at 6:55 PM
  28. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 89 90 91 92 93
    Replies:
    1,852
    Views:
    86,102
    Ivory Bill
    Aug 19, 2018 at 4:53 PM
  29. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Broken Pussy, Jun 10, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    217
    Views:
    31,082
    Vocaloid Ruby
    Aug 19, 2018 at 4:28 PM
  30. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    7,811
    multiverse
    Aug 19, 2018 at 2:50 PM
  31. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molester

    CatParty, Jan 5, 2017 ... 27 28 29 30 31
    Replies:
    605
    Views:
    116,882
    trombonista
    Aug 19, 2018 at 11:59 AM
  32. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 86 87 88 89 90
    Replies:
    1,782
    Views:
    516,196
    RomanesEuntDomus
    Aug 19, 2018 at 4:19 AM
  33. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    320
    Views:
    107,805
    ATaxingWoman
    Aug 17, 2018 at 1:57 PM
  34. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    Celebrity Cassandra Clare / Judith Rumelt

    43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully

    Pinkamena Diane Pie, Dec 10, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    22,941
    Vorhtbame
    Aug 17, 2018 at 12:25 PM
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 173 174 175 176 177
    Replies:
    3,525
    Views:
    632,301
    PettyBitch
    Aug 17, 2018 at 12:07 AM
  36. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Null, Aug 23, 2015 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    346
    Views:
    69,536
    Cowlick
    Aug 16, 2018 at 11:15 PM
  37. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 234 235 236 237 238
    Replies:
    4,755
    Views:
    687,478
    thejackal
    Aug 16, 2018 at 8:38 PM
  38. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Whitney Way Thore

    Fat.

    entropyseekswork, Mar 16, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    183
    Views:
    42,905
    Venus
    Aug 16, 2018 at 8:31 PM
  39. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Feline Darkmage, May 26, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    288
    Views:
    116,444
    Tiny Clanger
    Aug 16, 2018 at 9:56 AM
  40. CatParty

    Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt

    CatParty, Feb 12, 2016 ... 33 34 35 36 37
    Replies:
    739
    Views:
    214,455
    Bassomatic
    Aug 14, 2018 at 3:53 PM
  41. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, kept dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Barbarella, Jul 29, 2017 ... 80 81 82 83 84
    Replies:
    1,663
    Views:
    351,827
    Shokew
    Aug 14, 2018 at 10:06 AM
  42. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 674 675 676 677 678
    Replies:
    13,551
    Views:
    2,133,850
    Attraction Slime
    Aug 14, 2018 at 2:25 AM
  43. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers, fake trans, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 27 28 29 30 31
    Replies:
    606
    Views:
    91,674
    ADHD
    Aug 11, 2018
  44. Yaks

    Trainwreck Truthfully Trisha / Trisha Rene Smith / Trisha Rene Kirley / GIBombshell

    Pretends to be Amy Slaton for attention

    Yaks, May 27, 2017 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    70,558
    LogicBeetch
    Aug 11, 2018
  45. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    John Webster, Apr 6, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    88
    Views:
    18,775
    John Webster
    Aug 10, 2018
  46. CatParty

    Snowflake Joy Sparkle / Kati Marie Smith

    Onision Stalker

    CatParty, Apr 27, 2017 ... 29 30 31 32 33
    Replies:
    646
    Views:
    118,202
    Darksydepickle
    Aug 10, 2018
  47. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    heathercho, Dec 18, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    17,975
    LoverofPi
    Aug 10, 2018
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    20,223
    AdSense
    Aug 9, 2018
  49. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    jurassic bark, Nov 21, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    367
    Views:
    61,690
    ToMyMaster
    Aug 8, 2018
  50. Petronella

    Celebrity Jesus David Torres / Dahvie Vanity / Dahvie Insanity

    Blood on the Dance Floor creator, known pedo

    Petronella, Jul 21, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    21,261
    Petronella
    Aug 7, 2018
  51. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, Ableist Jew-Supremacist, Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    68,935
    cfxegbert
    Aug 7, 2018
  52. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 211 212 213 214 215
    Replies:
    4,292
    Views:
    747,558
    FatNero
    Aug 7, 2018
  53. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    entropyseekswork, Sep 1, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    120,837
    RussianBlonde
    Aug 6, 2018
  54. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Melchett, Jun 28, 2014 ... 284 285 286 287 288
    Replies:
    5,746
    Views:
    1,209,460
    Dysnomia
    Aug 4, 2018
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