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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

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    72
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    33,071
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    14,527
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  4. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    9,549
  5. BerriesArnold

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    7,051
    Views:
    1,301,768
  6. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,042
    Views:
    79,309
  7. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,118
    Views:
    249,401
  8. emspex

    Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHolday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003

    Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

    Replies:
    1,192
    Views:
    44,624
  9. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    2,517
    Views:
    868,685
  10. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Replies:
    5,892
    Views:
    1,044,547
  11. Wolf Fetuses
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    8,511
  12. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    557
    Views:
    210,199
  13. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,997
    Views:
    1,966,746
  14. Darwin Watterson
    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    17,332
  15. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,646
    Views:
    398,636
  16. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Replies:
    264
    Views:
    40,914
  17. Fagnasty

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    990
    Views:
    296,772
  18. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    6,439
    Views:
    1,213,295
  19. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. Fat.

    Replies:
    482
    Views:
    66,395
  20. CatParty
    Replies:
    980
    Views:
    184,494
  21. Melchett
    Replies:
    966
    Views:
    230,919
  22. bradsternum
    Replies:
    5,373
    Views:
    560,263
  23. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    Replies:
    164
    Views:
    16,389
  24. Feline Darkmage

    Community Camgirls

    Camwhore General Thread

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    20,906
  25. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    5,807
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    1,007,610
  26. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
    1,059
    Views:
    246,876
  27. melty
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    9,635
  28. Dee
    Replies:
    1,852
    Views:
    86,102
  29. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    217
    Views:
    31,082
  30. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    7,811
  31. CatParty
    Replies:
    605
    Views:
    116,882
  32. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,782
    Views:
    516,196
  33. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    320
    Views:
    107,805
  34. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    Celebrity Cassandra Clare / Judith Rumelt

    43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully

    Replies:
    117
    Views:
    22,941
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    3,525
    Views:
    632,301
  36. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    346
    Views:
    69,536
  37. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    4,755
    Views:
    687,478
  38. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    183
    Views:
    42,905
  39. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Replies:
    288
    Views:
    116,444
  40. CatParty
    Replies:
    739
    Views:
    214,455
  41. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    Jahi McMath's mother, kept dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    1,663
    Views:
    351,827
  42. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,551
    Views:
    2,133,850
  43. TheGreatCitracett
    Replies:
    606
    Views:
    91,674
  44. Yaks
    Replies:
    221
    Views:
    70,558
  45. John Webster

    Snowflake Lisa Zhang / Ophelia Vanity / exsanguinate

    "Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.

    Replies:
    88
    Views:
    18,775
  46. CatParty
    Replies:
    646
    Views:
    118,202
  47. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    17,975
  48. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    20,223
  49. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    367
    Views:
    61,690
  50. Petronella
    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    21,261
  51. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, Ableist Jew-Supremacist, Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    68,935
  52. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,292
    Views:
    747,558
  53. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    120,837
  54. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,746
    Views:
    1,209,460

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