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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

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    93
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    58,194
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    28
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    20,155
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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  4. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
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    12,699
  5. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Replies:
    296
    Views:
    54,893
  6. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    14,343
    Views:
    3,005,231
  7. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    4,515
    Views:
    1,600,696
  8. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    5,916
  9. Menhera-Chan
    Replies:
    2,173
    Views:
    657,588
  10. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    3,464
    Views:
    809,558
  11. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Replies:
    457
    Views:
    87,479
  12. Null
    Replies:
    2,124
    Views:
    709,213
  13. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    6,003
    Views:
    1,052,218
  14. Yaks
    Replies:
    461
    Views:
    113,671
  15. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    9,857
    Views:
    2,351,160
  16. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    901
    Views:
    301,184
  17. LtCucumber

    Snowflake Ash Hardell / Ashley Mardell

    special snowflake youtuber, nonbinary edgelord, nondysphoric "trans" feminist.

    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    18,312
  18. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    6,150
    Views:
    1,195,068
  19. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgy king of the tweens, vegan d-bag pedo, Destroying the Environment. Looks like emo Freddy Kreuger

    Replies:
    9,595
    Views:
    1,951,085
  20. Dee
    Replies:
    2,061
    Views:
    120,938
  21. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal, RIP Claire

    Replies:
    4,871
    Views:
    1,124,878
  22. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,725
    Views:
    892,242
  23. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    91
    Views:
    37,926
  24. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Replies:
    1,518
    Views:
    238,963
  25. TheGreatCitracett
    Replies:
    652
    Views:
    120,748
  26. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    14,270
    Views:
    2,477,668
  27. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,526
    Views:
    884,200
  28. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur

    The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

    Replies:
    473
    Views:
    158,851
  29. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    7,806
    Views:
    1,611,912
  30. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    1,184
    Views:
    124,910
  31. Melchett
    Replies:
    1,319
    Views:
    366,164
  32. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    525
    Views:
    154,427
  33. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    Replies:
    87
    Views:
    64,770
  34. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    27,093
  35. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    287
    Views:
    44,934
  36. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Replies:
    435
    Views:
    67,891
  37. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    27,960
  38. Bob Page

    Snowflake Tana Mongeau

    Hypocrite, Tells overly-dramatized stories of her personal life, triggered by idubbbz, "Say Google."

    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    56,059
  39. CatParty
    Replies:
    1,059
    Views:
    249,253
  40. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    226
    Views:
    59,732
  41. CatFace

    Off-Topic OMG, Shoes!

    These shoes rule... These shoes suck...

    Replies:
    147
    Views:
    14,898
  42. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    751
    Views:
    346,042
  43. emspex

    Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHolday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003

    Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

    Replies:
    1,348
    Views:
    70,557
  44. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,293
    Views:
    131,131
  45. bradsternum
    Replies:
    5,370
    Views:
    614,204
  46. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    391
    Views:
    85,592
  47. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,352
    Views:
    372,953
  48. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    376
    Views:
    86,479
  49. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    138
    Views:
    49,108
  50. WeaponsGradeAutism

    Celebrity Meghan Tonjes (YouTube "Celebrity")

    #BootyRevolution/Fat/Body Positive/HAES apologist/SJW Galore

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    4,601
  51. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    192
    Views:
    25,790
  52. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / Abbey May / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    Replies:
    354
    Views:
    38,856
  53. admiral
    Replies:
    186
    Views:
    65,670
  54. Johnny 13 gun

    Cosplay Nicole "Sheena" Duquette "Oum"

    Slept her way into RoosterTeeth, directly caused the death of Monty Oum, and pissed away 250k

    Replies:
    144
    Views:
    85,464

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