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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

Forum Guidelines

The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. Failtrolls will be ridiculed mercilessly.

@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    8,324
  2. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  3. Broken Pussy
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    5,573
  4. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    9,159
  5. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Replies:
    17,080
    Views:
    2,418,022
  6. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    546
  7. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    3,444
    Views:
    538,994
  8. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Replies:
    588
    Views:
    115,837
  9. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,066
    Views:
    1,898,805
  10. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Replies:
    5,202
    Views:
    804,766
  11. button

    Gross Chantal / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    1,434
    Views:
    152,322
  12. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    178
    Views:
    20,357
  13. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Emma Kpop / SarahJKpop / annamiller, etc

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    505
    Views:
    31,110
  14. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    2,814
    Views:
    403,664
  15. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    7,779
  16. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    4,505
    Views:
    718,603
  17. Darwin Watterson

    Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin

    Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; Arrested for being a sexual deviant

    Replies:
    285
    Views:
    340,859
  18. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,225
    Views:
    614,278
  19. CatParty
    Replies:
    647
    Views:
    160,116
  20. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    5,004
    Views:
    869,693
  21. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    141
    Views:
    17,982
  22. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    180
    Views:
    22,905
  23. CatParty
    Replies:
    623
    Views:
    99,685
  24. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Replies:
    1,419
    Views:
    466,914
  25. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,712
    Views:
    1,095,238
  26. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,389
    Views:
    345,523
  27. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,069
    Views:
    228,033
  28. yawning sneasel

    Snowflake Pixieelocks / Jillian Vessey

    Snowflake with a spending problem, had mom defend her on /pt/

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    7,275
  29. entropyseekswork

    Gross Virgie Tovar

    #losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.

    Replies:
    83
    Views:
    14,798
  30. Petronella
    Replies:
    805
    Views:
    127,894
  31. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    3,949
    Views:
    470,420
  32. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison, Garrison Cammy, Sammy22222273114, PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze Huffing, RPing Fatass. Friend to Misty. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    Replies:
    137
    Views:
    8,025
  33. Pina Colda 88

    Cosplay Invadernoodles

    Whore Cosplayer / Foot fetisher/ Attention Seeker/ Bad Photoshopper

    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    524
  34. CatParty
    Replies:
    506
    Views:
    90,451
  35. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Replies:
    106
    Views:
    10,792
  36. Dee
    Replies:
    1,774
    Views:
    68,568
  37. annamiller
    Replies:
    264
    Views:
    11,272
  38. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,352
    Views:
    1,660,855
  39. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    1,174
    Views:
    152,294
  40. Internet War Criminal

    Celebrity Tila Tequila

    aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you're thirsty for

    Replies:
    343
    Views:
    63,971
  41. Dynastia

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    500
    Views:
    122,014
  42. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    245
    Views:
    81,355
  43. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Marissa Morris / Marissa Elienne / Jamie Morse / Marissa Marchant / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, believes "dumb" people should be exterminated, constantly changes aliases, pedo apologist

    Replies:
    359
    Views:
    42,036
  44. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield, aka Latasha Spears-Winkfield, Jahi McMath's Mother

    Keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    724
    Views:
    116,680
  45. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    88
    Views:
    89,782
  46. CatParty
    Replies:
    102
    Views:
    19,369
  47. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg

    Obese racist, scams her followers for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    Replies:
    409
    Views:
    54,224
  48. Pina Colada

    Cosplay Cerridwyn Wilson / Little Berry Cosplay / Golden Berry

    "Momokun #2", "Body positive" cosplayer that makes closet cosplayers look like professionals

    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    6,240
  49. entropyseekswork

    Gross Alice Walker Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur

    The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

    Replies:
    402
    Views:
    105,011
  50. InLivingTuna

    Celebrity Suzanne Marie "Suzy" Berhow / Mortemer / Mortem3r / PsychicCircle / KittyKatGaming

    potato-faced wannabe model and scam artist, Yoko Ono 2.0, wife of Arin Hanson

    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    11,629
  51. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    771
    Views:
    165,680
  52. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    275
    Views:
    43,795
  53. Feline Darkmage

    Community Camgirls

    Camwhore General Thread

    Replies:
    55
    Views:
    15,800
  54. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Skincare

    let's sperg about routines and products

    Replies:
    136
    Views:
    7,965

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