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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Broken Pussy, Apr 12, 2017 ... 2
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    17,995
    Cricket
    Nov 25, 2018
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Broken Pussy, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    81
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    47,406
    ShroomGender
    Nov 2, 2018
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

    PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016 ... 575 576 577 578 579
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  4. Broken Pussy
    Locked Sticky

    Off-Topic VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

    Site safety info

    Broken Pussy, Aug 14, 2017
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    11,525
    Broken Pussy
    Aug 14, 2017
  5. Menhera-Chan

    Trainwreck Dollieguts / Tearzah Hayes / Faedoll / Dollclaws and Bailey Lovell / David Caleb Balaski

    Menhera-Chan, Apr 26, 2018 ... 79 80 81 82 83
    Replies:
    1,651
    Views:
    471,856
    Ass Kinoshitter
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:06 PM
  6. Feline Darkmage

    Snowflake Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow

    Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Gets Paid for Being Sick

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 18, 2018 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    750
    Views:
    229,313
    Kate Farms Shill
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:44 PM
  7. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    button, Jul 30, 2017 ... 564 565 566 567 568
    Replies:
    11,343
    Views:
    2,335,885
    FlutterBy
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:36 PM
  8. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Zorceror44, Sep 10, 2014 ... 397 398 399 400 401
    Replies:
    8,018
    Views:
    1,567,700
    Marigold_Souci
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:31 PM
  9. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    hood LOLCOW, Mar 3, 2016 ... 131 132 133 134 135
    Replies:
    2,690
    Views:
    650,966
    SpeedOSanicRee
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:26 PM
  10. AtroposHeart

    Community Fat Acceptance Movement

    AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013 ... 256 257 258 259 260
    Replies:
    5,183
    Views:
    871,494
    rocknrollmartian
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:19 PM
  11. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016 ... 174 175 176 177 178
    Replies:
    3,543
    Views:
    1,289,805
    Tanner Glass
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:08 PM
  12. acrylicpaint

    Trainwreck Margaret / Margo Palermo, VenusAngelic's Mom

    Batshit narcissist, homeless stalker, river Kappa

    acrylicpaint, Mar 26, 2013 ... 299 300 301 302 303
    Replies:
    6,058
    Views:
    1,137,984
    multiverse
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:51 PM
  13. Petronella

    Celebrity Jesus David Torres / Dahvie Vanity / Dahvie Insanity

    Blood on the Dance Floor creator, known pedo

    Petronella, Jul 21, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    158
    Views:
    31,189
    Man vs persistent rat
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:05 PM
  14. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    multiverse, Mar 28, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    191
    Views:
    22,344
    summerandtempest
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:51 PM
  15. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    CWCissey, Nov 19, 2018 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    275
    Views:
    24,027
    Fliddaroonie
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:37 PM
  16. Rihanna Ikari

    Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg

    Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

    Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015 ... 366 367 368 369 370
    Replies:
    7,388
    Views:
    1,486,802
    pinkbutterfly
    Dec 18, 2018 at 11:51 AM
  17. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 5, 2017 ... 203 204 205 206 207
    Replies:
    4,121
    Views:
    825,196
    Panda788
    Dec 18, 2018 at 7:19 AM
  18. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Smutley, Aug 1, 2018 ... 64 65 66 67 68
    Replies:
    1,354
    Views:
    196,518
    Tomkinson
    Dec 18, 2018 at 6:48 AM
  19. The Jumping Dwarf

    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    Fat.

    The Jumping Dwarf, Apr 29, 2015 ... 478 479 480 481 482
    Replies:
    9,622
    Views:
    2,233,012
    Guardsman42
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:45 AM
  20. littlebiscuits

    Trainwreck Raven Sparks

    littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014 ... 221 222 223 224 225
    Replies:
    4,492
    Views:
    847,866
    Toasty
    Dec 17, 2018 at 11:48 PM
  21. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    multiverse, Dec 6, 2017 ... 55 56 57 58 59
    Replies:
    1,162
    Views:
    103,312
    Summer Sommerland
    Dec 17, 2018 at 10:06 PM
  22. HickoryDickory

    Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable

    The Canadian Japanese Idol.

    HickoryDickory, Feb 22, 2015 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    491
    Views:
    140,950
    A Sign
    Dec 17, 2018 at 9:29 PM
  23. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Diabeetus, Oct 21, 2018 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    365
    Views:
    45,507
    Pablo Escobar
    Dec 17, 2018 at 5:57 PM
  24. Oodles of Poodles

    Snowflake Natalie "Nady" Stewart / Milo Stewart / Quinby Stewart

    "snip snoop, it's miloop <3 needed to die", not leaked

    Oodles of Poodles, May 18, 2016 ... 177 178 179 180 181
    Replies:
    3,604
    Views:
    845,493
    Water-T
    Dec 17, 2018 at 5:10 PM
  25. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Lysenko, Oct 23, 2018 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    27,690
    Lysenko
    Dec 17, 2018 at 3:54 PM
  26. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 16, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    78
    Views:
    30,466
    Dysnomia
    Dec 17, 2018 at 9:48 AM
  27. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    BigPharma, Dec 29, 2016 ... 52 53 54 55 56
    Replies:
    1,113
    Views:
    111,776
    Toasty
    Dec 17, 2018 at 9:25 AM
  28. Clown Baby

    Trainwreck Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson

    Hypocrite, klepto, fat, youtuber

    Clown Baby, Sep 7, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    6,081
    andywhorehol
    Dec 17, 2018 at 8:43 AM
  29. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Broken Pussy, Jun 10, 2017 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    263
    Views:
    40,363
    Popoto
    Dec 17, 2018 at 8:35 AM
  30. Bunny at Law

    Off-Topic Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic

    For general Venus gossip

    Bunny at Law, May 20, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    17,837
    multiverse
    Dec 17, 2018 at 12:49 AM
  31. CatParty

    Gross Martina Big

    CatParty, Apr 13, 2017 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    469
    Views:
    91,015
    Littl3boy
    Dec 16, 2018 at 6:05 PM
  32. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Delandra Barbie Johnson / Barbiexedge / Cocona96

    Ex-Idol and Cosplaying Prostitute that Doxes Herself

    Feline Darkmage, Aug 21, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    12,130
    snapdragon
    Dec 16, 2018 at 9:46 AM
  33. Petronella

    Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

    Feigning Illnesses for Attention

    Petronella, Jan 21, 2015 ... 58 59 60 61 62
    Replies:
    1,231
    Views:
    324,022
    A Seagull
    Dec 15, 2018 at 11:20 AM
  34. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Melchett, Jan 20, 2017 ... 57 58 59 60 61
    Replies:
    1,214
    Views:
    323,463
    Mary Tyler Meltdown
    Dec 14, 2018 at 10:05 PM
  35. Dee

    Off-Topic Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

    Dee, Jul 3, 2014 ... 97 98 99 100 101
    Replies:
    2,018
    Views:
    110,423
    PolexiaAphrodisia
    Dec 14, 2018 at 5:23 PM
  36. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Lich Queen

    Null, May 7, 2015 ... 97 98 99 100 101
    Replies:
    2,004
    Views:
    631,372
    Tasty Tatty
    Dec 14, 2018 at 3:38 PM
  37. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    m0rnutz, Jan 25, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    26,624
    m0rnutz
    Dec 14, 2018 at 3:09 PM
  38. MunsterCheese

    Gross Rain Florence

    MunsterCheese, Nov 5, 2015 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    548
    Views:
    187,432
    Petronella
    Dec 14, 2018 at 10:49 AM
  39. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molesting Attention Whore

    CatParty, Jan 5, 2017 ... 35 36 37 38 39
    Replies:
    760
    Views:
    156,636
    SarahRaeBarfas
    Dec 13, 2018 at 11:18 PM
  40. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Broken Pussy, Aug 15, 2017 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    284
    Views:
    49,227
    sixcarbchiligorl
    Dec 13, 2018 at 6:33 PM
  41. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Melchett, Jun 28, 2014 ... 285 286 287 288 289
    Replies:
    5,773
    Views:
    1,299,093
    PolexiaAphrodisia
    Dec 12, 2018 at 5:25 PM
  42. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    entropyseekswork, Dec 31, 2016 ... 40 41 42 43 44
    Replies:
    867
    Views:
    280,117
    mdrop22
    Dec 12, 2018 at 4:16 PM
  43. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Madonna

    elderly women mired in existential crisis.

    entropyseekswork, Jan 10, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    24,808
    uncleShitHeel
    Dec 11, 2018
  44. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers, fake trans, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017 ... 29 30 31 32 33
    Replies:
    641
    Views:
    113,709
    Tragi-Chan
    Dec 9, 2018
  45. Petronella

    Snowflake Maureen Lewis/Statter

    Kailyn's biggest fan

    Petronella, Jun 25, 2015 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    262
    Views:
    46,521
    Petronella
    Dec 8, 2018
  46. Dr. Meme

    Gross Ragen Chastain / Dances with Fat / Fat Out Loud

    Dr. Meme, Oct 2, 2014 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    261
    Views:
    50,867
    Diet Coke 4 Life
    Dec 8, 2018
  47. AtroposHeart

    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    AtroposHeart, Mar 8, 2014 ... 693 694 695 696 697
    Replies:
    13,938
    Views:
    2,356,990
    Broken Pussy
    Dec 7, 2018
  48. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    admiral, Jul 20, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    151
    Views:
    55,890
    NimertiS
    Dec 7, 2018
  49. CatParty

    Snowflake Joy Sparkle / Kati Marie Smith

    Onision Stalker

    CatParty, Apr 27, 2017 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    758
    Views:
    147,448
    MeganDodgedABullet
    Dec 7, 2018
  50. A Name But Backwards

    Off-Topic Bad Plastic Surgery

    all the pics

    A Name But Backwards, Jul 5, 2017 ... 30 31 32 33 34
    Replies:
    661
    Views:
    291,121
    Littleblackchyld
    Dec 5, 2018
  51. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Tyquwan Kingsberry / Freak Show Cosplay

    Banned from Every Convention in Virginia, Fake Tranny, Pretended to have Cancer

    Feline Darkmage, Apr 26, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    7,819
    queerbobelle
    Dec 2, 2018
  52. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Autistic Arts and Crafts Time.

    let's sperg

    entropyseekswork, Jan 11, 2017 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    177
    Views:
    22,187
    snuffleupagus
    Dec 1, 2018
  53. CatParty

    Snowflake Abby Brown

    CatParty, May 16, 2017 ... 49 50 51 52 53
    Replies:
    1,043
    Views:
    231,913
    Toasty
    Nov 30, 2018
  54. timelordinamindpalace

    Snowflake Janaye Kearns / Service Dog Colt / @servicedogcolt / thejanayekearns

    Illness collector & faker, service dog owner and all round general snowflake.

    timelordinamindpalace, Nov 25, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    3,594
    Kate Farms Shill
    Nov 30, 2018
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