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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

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    17,995
  2. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Replies:
    81
    Views:
    47,406
  3. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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  4. Broken Pussy
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  5. Menhera-Chan
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  6. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    750
    Views:
    229,313
  7. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    11,343
    Views:
    2,335,885
  8. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson / Avaroe

    Edgelord, king of the tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag

    Replies:
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    1,567,700
  9. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    2,690
    Views:
    650,966
  10. AtroposHeart
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    5,183
    Views:
    871,494
  11. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

    Replies:
    3,543
    Views:
    1,289,805
  12. acrylicpaint
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    6,058
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  13. Petronella
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    158
    Views:
    31,189
  14. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    Replies:
    191
    Views:
    22,344
  15. CWCissey

    Snowflake Abby Cappleman / Abby The Aspienaut / @0ldS0ul_abby

    Entitled abuser of assistance doggo laws, blogs about life not going her way, little shih tzu

    Replies:
    275
    Views:
    24,027
  16. Rihanna Ikari
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    1,486,802
  17. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCal

    Replies:
    4,121
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    825,196
  18. Smutley

    Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart

    Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

    Replies:
    1,354
    Views:
    196,518
  19. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    9,622
    Views:
    2,233,012
  20. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,492
    Views:
    847,866
  21. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray / annamiller

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    1,162
    Views:
    103,312
  22. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
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    Views:
    140,950
  23. Diabeetus

    Snowflake Blaire White / Robert Ryan White

    Transgender token character in Maddox's cuck cabal

    Replies:
    365
    Views:
    45,507
  24. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,604
    Views:
    845,493
  25. Lysenko

    Snowflake Aubrey Ahna / Aubs / aubreys.healing.journey / Aubrey Winkie

    Pretends to be sick for money, Spoonie, Munchie, Claims to have over 20 diseases

    Replies:
    215
    Views:
    27,690
  26. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    78
    Views:
    30,466
  27. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.

    Replies:
    1,113
    Views:
    111,776
  28. Clown Baby
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    6,081
  29. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    263
    Views:
    40,363
  30. Bunny at Law
    Replies:
    71
    Views:
    17,837
  31. CatParty
    Replies:
    469
    Views:
    91,015
  32. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Delandra Barbie Johnson / Barbiexedge / Cocona96

    Ex-Idol and Cosplaying Prostitute that Doxes Herself

    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    12,130
  33. Petronella
    Replies:
    1,231
    Views:
    324,022
  34. Melchett
    Replies:
    1,214
    Views:
    323,463
  35. Dee
    Replies:
    2,018
    Views:
    110,423
  36. Null
    Replies:
    2,004
    Views:
    631,372
  37. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    26,624
  38. MunsterCheese
    Replies:
    548
    Views:
    187,432
  39. CatParty

    Celebrity Lena Dunham

    Child Molesting Attention Whore

    Replies:
    760
    Views:
    156,636
  40. Broken Pussy

    Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie

    Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

    Replies:
    284
    Views:
    49,227
  41. Melchett

    Queen Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux

    Glorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

    Replies:
    5,773
    Views:
    1,299,093
  42. entropyseekswork

    Trainwreck Trisha Paytas

    enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

    Replies:
    867
    Views:
    280,117
  43. entropyseekswork

    Celebrity Madonna

    elderly women mired in existential crisis.

    Replies:
    120
    Views:
    24,808
  44. TheGreatCitracett
    Replies:
    641
    Views:
    113,709
  45. Petronella
    Replies:
    262
    Views:
    46,521
  46. Dr. Meme
    Replies:
    261
    Views:
    50,867
  47. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,938
    Views:
    2,356,990
  48. admiral

    Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger

    Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

    Replies:
    151
    Views:
    55,890
  49. CatParty
    Replies:
    758
    Views:
    147,448
  50. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    661
    Views:
    291,121
  51. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Tyquwan Kingsberry / Freak Show Cosplay

    Banned from Every Convention in Virginia, Fake Tranny, Pretended to have Cancer

    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    7,819
  52. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    177
    Views:
    22,187
  53. CatParty
    Replies:
    1,043
    Views:
    231,913
  54. timelordinamindpalace

    Snowflake Janaye Kearns / Service Dog Colt / @servicedogcolt / thejanayekearns

    Illness collector & faker, service dog owner and all round general snowflake.

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    3,594

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