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Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

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The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. Declaring a post powerleveling does not magically exempt you from this rule.
  • No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone. Reporting thirst posts to mods is encouraged.
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@CasualSeppuku, @Broken Pussy, @Melchett

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  1. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    Are They Dead Yet?

    Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

    Replies:
    64
    Views:
    16,968
  2. PiggyPie
    Sticky Redirect

    Trainwreck Amberlynn Reid

    500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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    N/A
  3. Broken Pussy
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    0
    Views:
    6,737
  4. Broken Pussy
    Sticky

    For Newcomers to the Beauty Parlor, Please Read

    Also Q&A with Staff and Thread Suggestions

    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    10,497
  5. littlebiscuits
    Replies:
    4,056
    Views:
    639,995
  6. button

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

    Replies:
    2,387
    Views:
    340,172
  7. PropaGONDA

    Snowflake La'Shaunae Steward

    Plus-sized "model" who looks like Precious. Sensitive clitoris.

    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    15,713
  8. CatParty
    Replies:
    253
    Views:
    48,118
  9. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    4,125
    Views:
    519,420
  10. Rihanna Ikari
    Replies:
    5,458
    Views:
    980,386
  11. acrylicpaint
    Replies:
    5,080
    Views:
    825,639
  12. TheGreatCitracett

    Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat Census

    Obese racist, scams her followers for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

    Replies:
    493
    Views:
    67,159
  13. The Jumping Dwarf
    Replies:
    8,605
    Views:
    1,763,314
  14. Blarmination

    Snowflake Hayley Mandel / resin_lips

    Body-positive instagrammer and performance "artist"

    Replies:
    1,577
    Views:
    191,215
  15. Null

    Community lolcow.farm

    /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan

    Replies:
    311
    Views:
    55,195
  16. _Wice

    woahhvicky / Victoria Waldrip

    Transracial vlogger, rapper, arrested for assaulting a cop, #BlackLivesMatter

    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    2,653
  17. hood LOLCOW

    Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

    Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

    Replies:
    1,250
    Views:
    282,736
  18. entropyseekswork
    Replies:
    273
    Views:
    57,990
  19. Null

    Gross Ashley Isaacs

    The Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

    Replies:
    1,564
    Views:
    409,248
  20. AtroposHeart
    Replies:
    13,186
    Views:
    1,964,639
  21. Barbarella

    Trainwreck Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield, aka Latasha Spears-Winkfield, Jahi McMath's Mother

    Keeps dead child in apartment to play dress-up, put on makeup and paint nails

    Replies:
    902
    Views:
    162,138
  22. Zorceror44

    Trainwreck Onision, Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Edgelord, King of the Tweens, outspoken vegan douchebag.

    Replies:
    5,433
    Views:
    883,237
  23. Dynastia

    Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine

    a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)

    Replies:
    529
    Views:
    150,378
  24. Melchett

    Gross Luna Slater

    Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

    Replies:
    696
    Views:
    148,543
  25. multiverse

    Community Detox / Alternative medicine / Homeopathy / Woo / CAM Scammers & Cows

    The crazies who make $ off hating science, and the fools who love them

    Replies:
    61
    Views:
    4,601
  26. Feline Darkmage

    Cosplay Mariah Mallad / Momokun / M3rkat / Meeka / "Thicc Samus"

    Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer (w/ Bonus: Thirsty Whiteknights)

    Replies:
    1,731
    Views:
    564,869
  27. A Name But Backwards
    Replies:
    475
    Views:
    145,793
  28. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    628
    Views:
    130,599
  29. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    Celebrity Cassandra Clare / Judith Rumelt

    43 year old Harry Potter incest fanfic writer, professional cyberbully

    Replies:
    105
    Views:
    16,894
  30. Darwin Watterson

    Gross Amy Lynn Lew / Whitney Wisconsin

    Scamming camwhore who pretends to fuck dogs for money; Arrested for being a sexual deviant

    Replies:
    288
    Views:
    376,354
  31. BigPharma

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Marissa Morris / Marissa Elienne / Jamie Morse / Marissa Marchant / Rachzel Grezbian

    Musician, believes "dumb" people should be exterminated, constantly changes aliases, pedo apologist

    Replies:
    439
    Views:
    50,704
  32. Oodles of Poodles
    Replies:
    3,322
    Views:
    666,931
  33. jurassic bark

    Community Tard Baby General

    Fundies and their genetic Fuckups

    Replies:
    290
    Views:
    39,913
  34. acceptable

    Trainwreck Torz Reynolds

    a self mutilating circus freak

    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    8,881
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans

    Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

    Replies:
    3,077
    Views:
    472,952
  36. Petronella
    Replies:
    891
    Views:
    166,178
  37. Oscar Wildean

    Trainwreck Angie / Anqi / Angi Dong (skagra) / Skagra3482

    Famous online con artist whose life is at stake if you don't give her money.

    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    21,755
  38. m0rnutz

    Snowflake thequeenofneverland / clarababylegs / missderpington / clarakitty / Clara Place Swan

    GF/Fiancee of registered sex offender, banned streamer, findom scammer

    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    10,406
  39. Daughter of Pomona

    Snowflake Marina Watanabe / marinashutup

    Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism

    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    4,251
  40. multiverse

    Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / SarahJKpop / annamiller, etc

    Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

    Replies:
    718
    Views:
    47,704
  41. Yaks
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    55,136
  42. bradsternum
    Replies:
    5,356
    Views:
    527,652
  43. entropyseekswork

    Community Mukbang YouTubers

    watch the morbidly obese eat themselves to death.

    Replies:
    101
    Views:
    98,242
  44. HickoryDickory
    Replies:
    269
    Views:
    91,106
  45. Kilted Gentleman

    Snowflake Jennifer Mayers

    mommy blogger, Jesus freak, believes Manchester bombing happened because Ariana Grande made God mad

    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    10,925
  46. Kitlen

    Snowflake Simply_Kenna / McKenna Kaelin / Kenna Suman

    YouTuber, Plagiarist, Art Thief and "Buddhist"

    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    1,249
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Brandon Buell & Brittany Buell, Parents of Jaxon Strong / Jaxon Buell

    Another 'cephaly Baby Being Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Also Friends of Gwen Hartley

    Replies:
    248
    Views:
    57,921
  48. Broken Pussy

    Off-Topic That Bitch

    Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

    Replies:
    188
    Views:
    24,282
  49. solonset

    Snowflake Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha / "iDubbbz's Girlfriend"

    Melodramatic ex-titty streamer with a secret love boner for Chris Ray Gun.

    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    11,002
  50. Feline Darkmage

    Trainwreck Taylor Nicole Dean & Jonny Craig

    Animal Hoarding "Pet Mom" Spoonie & Her BF with a History of Domestic Abuse and Drug Addiction

    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    7,450
  51. heathercho

    Trainwreck Camille Rhea Garrison / Garrison Cammy / Sammy22222273114 / PRPinkRangerFan198037

    250lb Febreze huffing, RP'ing fatass. Friend to Misty Henry. Hates KF and thinks Null is 10.

    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    12,149
  52. Null

    Cosplay Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman

    Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

    Replies:
    17,452
    Views:
    2,554,971
  53. Darwin Watterson
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    12,270
  54. CatParty
    Replies:
    401
    Views:
    59,764

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