• ”Yeah, tells you a lot about what sad, pathetic losers frequent Kiwifarms when they even stalk someone like me, huh?”

Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
  • Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
  • Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.

@The American Hedgehog, @Marvin

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  2. Null
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    Null's Gambit

    My attempt at getting Chris to talk openly

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  6. Cedric_Eff
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  7. CatParty
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  8. Salt Water Taffy

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    Annotated Sonichu Take 3 - The Ol' College Try - Spring Break 2008 in progress

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  10. Clown Doll
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  11. champthom
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  12. The American Hedgehog
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  13. Yellow Shirt Guy
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  14. ___-

    Containment Reminiscing Thread

    Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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  15. CatParty
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  16. The American Hedgehog
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  17. The American Hedgehog
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    2018-08-05 - Anna's Gambit

    Anna McLerran's attempt to seize Chris's attention for herself

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  18. Null
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  19. The American Hedgehog
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  20. chimpburgers

    What did it sound like when Bob came?

    It sounded horrifying and I was never the same again watching it

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  21. Null
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  23. The American Hedgehog
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  24. crayolasword

    Interests 6/22 - Chris at Too Many Games convention

    Day 2 - Chris has a meltdown, kicked out of con for boundary issues, kissing attendees

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  25. The American Hedgehog
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  26. HTL5N
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  27. The American Hedgehog
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  29. spaps
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  30. Spelling Bee

    Michael J Hirtes

    A tribute to one of Christine's biggest fans

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  31. ForgedBlades
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  32. Niachu
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  33. CatParty
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  34. Baby Pom
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  35. The American Hedgehog
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  36. Clown Doll

    Containment (Updated 5/10/2018) - Chris paid content general

    Post Chris paid content here instead of making a new thread

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  37. Null
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  38. JPR Robertson
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  41. The American Hedgehog
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  42. Norric Lancaster
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    Helping Chris Discussion

    A discussion about wether or not Chris should receive/is deserving of help in his life

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  43. The Captain
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  44. Spelling Bee

    JOSHUA WISE QUEST

    The long-awaited threequel to LOVEQUEST

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  45. TheIncredibleLioness
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  49. Mariposa Electrique
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  50. Chris Daughtry
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