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Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
  • Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
  • Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.

@The American Hedgehog, @Marvin

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  1. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
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  2. champthom
    Replies:
    19,737
    Views:
    1,257,902
  3. ATaxingWoman
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    Views:
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  4. Clown Doll
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  5. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
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  6. DevilDog
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    Views:
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  7. njm00ch
    Replies:
    213
    Views:
    29,153
  8. CatParty
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  9. champthom
    Replies:
    14,025
    Views:
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  10. Isaac Asimov
    Locked

    A Strange Revelation

    The Similarities Between Chris Chan and Other People

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    250
  11. CatParty
    Replies:
    721
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    140,233
  12. SheCameForNecky
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  13. The American Hedgehog

    Meghan K. Ringo / MKRNightVee

    pretends to be a fictional character to Chris

    Replies:
    352
    Views:
    53,495
  14. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    169
    Views:
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  15. ShittyRecolor
    Replies:
    165
    Views:
    10,578
  16. CatParty
    Replies:
    622
    Views:
    103,512
  17. Salt Water Taffy

    Sonichu Taffy's Annotated Sonichu

    Annotated Sonichu Take 3 - Director Amenities Underway!

    Replies:
    89
    Views:
    14,702
  18. FixinShibe

    Twitter 2/5 - Chris “Stands with Josh and Vic”, Pretends all of his “Haters” Act like Pikmin

    This Statement is sponsored by the Unemployment Office of Ruckersville, VA.

    Replies:
    86
    Views:
    14,347
  19. ChurchOfGodBear
    Replies:
    115
    Views:
    16,120
  20. fiu0cm
    Replies:
    228
    Views:
    30,258
  21. neural
    Replies:
    238
    Views:
    29,103
  22. Yellow Shirt Guy
    Replies:
    489
    Views:
    79,815
  23. Cedric_Eff

    Sonichu [Fan Comic] Sonichu: EHP

    Make me sad. Make me mad. Make me feel alright...

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    2,974
  24. MaskedArchon
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    1,872
  25. ShittyRecolor
    Replies:
    357
    Views:
    28,222
  26. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    338
    Views:
    67,793
  27. Emerald Queen
    Replies:
    376
    Views:
    47,521
  28. Mariposa Electrique
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    10,209
  29. Inpetus
    Replies:
    222
    Views:
    32,585
  30. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    19,582
  31. Pickelhaube
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    6,236
  32. CoolGuyHitler

    [Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets.

    Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list

    Replies:
    488
    Views:
    58,889
  33. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    178
    Views:
    23,659
  34. CatParty
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    1,321
  35. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    102
    Views:
    13,194
  36. Null
    Replies:
    1,575
    Views:
    300,065
  37. Null
    Replies:
    514
    Views:
    82,673
  38. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    14,997
  39. Mynanship
    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    16,448
  40. crayolasword

    Money 9/24 - Chris gets sued for debt again

    Verdict: Chris owes $2,476.63 to Second Round Sub

    Replies:
    326
    Views:
    66,245
  41. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    209
    Views:
    25,632
  42. The American Hedgehog
    Locked

    Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread

    1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

    Replies:
    1,683
    Views:
    251,321
  43. Trickie

    Sonichu [Fan Comic] Rosechu's Story

    A reimagining of the Sonichu story from Rosechu's perspective.

    Replies:
    2,451
    Views:
    382,235
  44. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    112
    Views:
    17,260
  45. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    142
    Views:
    15,101
  46. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    234
    Views:
    18,395
  47. Chris Psychology
    Locked

    Wellness Check?

    Tranny Ween Teen Extreme Felix Pepper/InvisibleElk & Friends

    Replies:
    449
    Views:
    66,851
  48. The Silver Shroud
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    12,857
  49. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    423
    Views:
    99,525
  50. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    339
    Views:
    34,442

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