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Christian Weston Chandler

Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
  • Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
  • Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.

@The American Hedgehog, @Marvin

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  2. ShittyRecolor
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  6. Null
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  7. The American Hedgehog

    Meghan K. Ringo / MKRNightVee

    pretends to be a fictional character to Chris

    Replies:
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  8. njm00ch
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  9. ATaxingWoman
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  10. CatParty
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  11. champthom
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  12. Salt Water Taffy

    Sonichu Taffy's Annotated Sonichu

    Annotated Sonichu Take 3 - Director Amenities Underway!

    Replies:
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    14,975
  13. CatParty
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  14. ChurchOfGodBear
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  15. The American Hedgehog
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  16. DevilDog
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    Views:
    14,535
  17. Isaac Asimov
    Locked

    A Strange Revelation

    The Similarities Between Chris Chan and Other People

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  18. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    169
    Views:
    25,060
  19. CatParty
    Replies:
    622
    Views:
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  20. FixinShibe

    Twitter 2/5 - Chris “Stands with Josh and Vic”, Pretends all of his “Haters” Act like Pikmin

    This Statement is sponsored by the Unemployment Office of Ruckersville, VA.

    Replies:
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    14,627
  21. fiu0cm
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  22. neural
    Replies:
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  23. Yellow Shirt Guy
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  24. MaskedArchon
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  25. ShittyRecolor
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  26. The American Hedgehog
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  27. Emerald Queen
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  28. Mariposa Electrique
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  29. Inpetus
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    222
    Views:
    32,802
  30. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    19,710
  31. Pickelhaube
    Replies:
    50
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    6,330
  32. CoolGuyHitler

    [Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets.

    Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list

    Replies:
    488
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    59,271
  33. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    178
    Views:
    23,838
  34. CatParty
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  35. The American Hedgehog
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    102
    Views:
    13,277
  36. Null
    Replies:
    1,575
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    300,629
  37. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    15,124
  38. Mynanship
    Replies:
    107
    Views:
    16,648
  39. crayolasword

    Money 9/24 - Chris gets sued for debt again

    Verdict: Chris owes $2,476.63 to Second Round Sub

    Replies:
    326
    Views:
    66,608
  40. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    209
    Views:
    25,721
  41. The American Hedgehog
    Locked

    Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread

    1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

    Replies:
    1,683
    Views:
    252,017
  42. Trickie

    Sonichu [Fan Comic] Rosechu's Story

    A reimagining of the Sonichu story from Rosechu's perspective.

    Replies:
    2,451
    Views:
    382,867
  43. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    112
    Views:
    17,311
  44. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    142
    Views:
    15,148
  45. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    234
    Views:
    18,492
  46. Chris Psychology
    Locked

    Wellness Check?

    Tranny Ween Teen Extreme Felix Pepper/InvisibleElk & Friends

    Replies:
    449
    Views:
    67,070
  47. The Silver Shroud
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    12,921
  48. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
    423
    Views:
    99,776
  49. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    339
    Views:
    34,583
  50. The American Hedgehog
    Replies:
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    Views:
    34,440

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