• ”So, I might have a girlfriend. She's 24. We met at psychiatric intake.”

La Zorra

Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain. La Zorra is the name of a Waco-style compound Greta Gustava is building for trannies in the California desert.

Forum Guidelines

Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain. While they are almost always transgender, it is not a requirement.

  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Don't white knight. Don't turn threads into an intervention. If you want to help, contact them privately.
  • Backup everything! Rat Kings immediately go into DFE mode, especially when legal names are brought out.

@Ride, @zedkissed60, @yawning sneasel, @Feline Darkmage, @Smutley

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  1. Cuck Norris
    Sticky

    Rat King General

    People of Interest, Lolcalves, Random Profiles, and other discussion

    Replies:
    689
    Views:
    102,136
  2. chimpburgers
    Replies:
    3,714
    Views:
    376,479
  3. Positron

    Colt Seidman / Colton Seidman / Colt Issac / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman

    Friend of Terra Jones, chronic suicidal homeless parasite. Needs phone to stay alive.

    Replies:
    1,687
    Views:
    98,710
  4. CatParty

    Wesley "Laurelai" James Earl Bailey

    Pedo, Tranny, Rapist, Snitch, SJWiki Founder

    Replies:
    3,088
    Views:
    283,185
  5. Internet War Criminal

    Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanis

    pedo former teacher, melted plastic bag lookalike, with a poop/bbw dwarf fetish, masturbating driver

    Replies:
    11,615
    Views:
    1,001,259
  6. Feline Darkmage

    Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw

    #ineedfeminism because Trump, GamerGate, & paranoia about men catcalling kids; Jesse Singal Stalker

    Replies:
    974
    Views:
    89,450
  7. CatParty
    Replies:
    294
    Views:
    24,785
  8. Twrx

    Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling

    ADF's current "Galpal". Pedophile Defender. Predatory Scammer & Alcoholic w/ Violent Tendencies

    Replies:
    4,781
    Views:
    304,796
  9. Meowthkip
    Replies:
    308
    Views:
    58,382
  10. chimpburgers

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

    Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard & Incel Misogynist w/ Small Dick

    Replies:
    11,701
    Views:
    891,819
  11. Smutley

    Timothy Whitbeck / Amber/Chloe Quinn / Jane Wild / ChloeQuinnTS / timnygma / Gaara-30 / setokaiba24

    An otter failure & the laziest, thirstiest, nice guy tranny chaser in the world

    Replies:
    2,717
    Views:
    166,645
  12. chimpburgers

    Kiva Bay / Kivan Bay / Kiva Smith-Pearson

    Another fat activist cow that does art for Nora Reed and Alex Leal

    Replies:
    362
    Views:
    44,305
  13. Hellfire
    Replies:
    791
    Views:
    62,697
  14. Feline Darkmage

    der_Grobi / Angry_Gr0bi / Peter Katzinski

    Sociopath: manipulates the mentally ill, celebrates cancer death, and uses suicide for propaganda.

    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    8,100
  15. chimpburgers

    Sebastian Spinczyk / InnerPartisan / Killersepp / Necatorseppus / breadnguns / Seb_uHu

    Salty German Gamer, Worf Fetish, Trollshielder SJW, Yet Another Accused of Sexual Harassment

    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    13,808
  16. chimpburgers

    NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heineman-Fleck, Sugar Daddy John Fleck, and the Norasphere

    The neverending fuck-ups of a sadistic thumb, codependent dad and tons of white knights

    Replies:
    8,640
    Views:
    569,645
  17. Tonebender

    Peter Coffin, his realdoll Kimi Kobayashi, and his wife Ashleigh Coffin

    Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Defends Pedophiles, and Sockpuppeted as Own GF

    Replies:
    2,033
    Views:
    378,138
  18. Feline Darkmage

    Aguyuno / Azure / Timothy "Tim" Craig

    He's 6 Feet Tall & Ready. Fake Asexual. Sexual Harasser. Thirsty for Ian Miles Cheong & Mombot.

    Replies:
    343
    Views:
    35,501
  19. yawning sneasel
    Replies:
    2,644
    Views:
    316,876
  20. CatParty

    Greta Martela / Greta Gustav / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal

    Scammer(s) with a kill count of 2+. Formerly of Trans Lifeline, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

    Replies:
    12,522
    Views:
    1,288,726
  21. Ride

    Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie

    Communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter

    Replies:
    191
    Views:
    16,839
  22. Ride

    Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary

    41-year-old translesbian, Bee. S defender, femslash turned him trans

    Replies:
    253
    Views:
    22,983
  23. Sonichoo

    Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964

    Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, dickgirl lover, CWC stalker

    Replies:
    11,607
    Views:
    690,719
  24. chimpburgers

    Aaron Simpson / Æryn Simpson / SFtheWolf / Shadowfire

    Popufur Tranny Vidya Developer with more oppression points and mental illnesses than you can count!

    Replies:
    292
    Views:
    33,474
  25. chimpburgers

    James Corbett / ramonasewage / lonelyfrontier

    Nora Reed's Equally Salty Rat King Friend with a huge hateboner for Randi Harper and Kiwi Farms

    Replies:
    416
    Views:
    35,841
  26. chimpburgers

    FakeRobotGamer / RobotAnna / Anna Boten / Anna Feldman / Thomas Riley Peeples

    7th Most Hated Redditor of All Time, Alison Rapp Fangirl, Has a Subreddit Named After Them

    Replies:
    186
    Views:
    25,097
  27. yawning sneasel
    Replies:
    593
    Views:
    65,296
  28. Kendrick Lamar
    Replies:
    303
    Views:
    69,435
  29. Smutley

    Inactive Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann

    Self-Immolated to Protest The US Mental Health System. Currently Being Exploited by her "Allies".

    Replies:
    3,439
    Views:
    367,102
  30. CatParty
    Replies:
    4,440
    Views:
    372,767
  31. chimpburgers

    Margaret Pless / idlediletante

    Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser, editor at sonichu.com, and all-around nice lady lol

    Replies:
    474
    Views:
    51,018
  32. Feline Darkmage
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    10,401
  33. Army Burger

    Alexandra DaPonte / DreddByDawn / Janie Rotten / XOMeDeadly / TokenOfficeGoth

    Portuguese-Canadian Punk who was sexually harassed by Timothy Craig

    Replies:
    114
    Views:
    12,526
  34. Ride
    Replies:
    162
    Views:
    16,372
  35. Flame the Sunbird

    Katie Charm / James Daniel Davis / americanpegasus

    Tranny kicked out of MGM for misconduct in woman's bathroom; discovered thanks to Terra Jones

    Replies:
    503
    Views:
    61,593
  36. chimpburgers

    Tyler Richard Thorp / Morgan Thorp

    Whiny Homeless Tranny Who Blames Kiwis for Terra Jones's Pedo Reputation

    Replies:
    135
    Views:
    14,479
  37. ULTIMATEPRIMETIME
    Replies:
    5,373
    Views:
    412,937
  38. yawning sneasel

    Brian M Visaggio / Magdalene Visaggio / MagsVisaggs / SeatBeltBlue

    Autistic SJW comic writer, fake tranny, violently angry about conservatives

    Replies:
    105
    Views:
    17,393
  39. yawning sneasel

    Matt Perez / Michelle Perez / Rubblewoman / thatwronglove

    Violent Harasser Angry at TERFs, Furries, Trans Pornstars, Kiwi Farms, etc; Banned from Twitter x2

    Replies:
    666
    Views:
    66,145
  40. chimpburgers

    Eric Harnishfeger / Erika Jo Teag / NekoArc / Crystal Rose

    A disgusting furry and tranny camwhore with chapped lips that Kengle lusts over, former /cow/ Admin

    Replies:
    546
    Views:
    61,895
  41. CasualSeppuku

    Daniel Maurer / Eris Maurer / Jen Durbent

    Trans stand up "comic", deviant author, tranny behemoth

    Replies:
    115
    Views:
    11,702
  42. Cypheras

    Ashley Lynch

    Award Winning Screen Writer who complains about Alt-Right and Trump

    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    2,925
  43. Feline Darkmage

    Mark Boyd / MagicNanners / Jennifer Boyd / Ashley Butts / Tigerthecat5 / From Fire Games

    Bearded Best Buy Clerk, Dev of "Trooner" and "Gone Fishing" That Fucks Donuts & Cucks David Gallant

    Replies:
    2,586
    Views:
    131,590
  44. JSGOTI

    Stuart Gilbert Logan / K9 Pepper / Sera Pryze / Hex DDG / The Punk Cave / Daemon Dark

    Punk Aussie Furry Tranny Rapper Boomerang Baby That Wants The Farms Hacked

    Replies:
    146
    Views:
    10,979
  45. Smutley

    Julius William Knispel / Bill Knispel / Julie Knispel / PeakTranarchy / XYCyberJulie

    Fat Gross Old Man, Deeply in Debt, Online "Wife" of Toren, Puts Things in his Butt

    Replies:
    200
    Views:
    18,366
  46. Durable Mike Malloy
    Replies:
    3,696
    Views:
    341,043
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Timothy William "Tim" Janes / William Fraser / Kylee Janes / Freyja Falke / FalconGoddess

    Pedo Sex Offender, "Tranny Slut", Cutter, Porn Addict w/ Tranny necro BBW ABDL Incest Piss Fetish

    Replies:
    451
    Views:
    33,867
  48. Army Burger

    Ana Mardoll / Erin Lynn Hodges (Jeffreys)

    Literary sperg, triggered by chili, Harrison Ford, Twitter & Storify, survivor of online stalking

    Replies:
    194
    Views:
    21,108
  49. Ride
    Replies:
    113
    Views:
    13,175
  50. InLivingTuna

    Christopher James Kluwe / @ChrisWarcraft / Loate

    Kluweless football player for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist

    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    4,243
  51. Army Burger

    Andri Erlingsson / MisAndri

    Supporter of pedophile advocate Alison Rapp, went into debt playing MTG

    Replies:
    121
    Views:
    12,607

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