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  1. Judge Holden
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    Personal Lolcows

    Judge Holden, Mar 11, 2013 ... 171 172 173 174 175
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    3,499
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    lameandgay2
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:07 PM
  2. Alan Pardew
    Sticky

    The Julays Fourth Annual Lolcow Awards 2018 + Lolcow of the Year 2018 (VOTING ROUND STARTS NOW!)

    Time to roll the red carpets again! (VOTING ROUND ENDS 1 MARCH 2019, 12 AM UTC)

    Alan Pardew, Dec 30, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    132
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    22,019
    Marvin
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:42 PM
  3. Null
    Sticky

    Cybersecurity 101

    Null, Aug 15, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    111
    Views:
    83,197
    Dingo
    Feb 15, 2019 at 1:29 PM
  4. Null
    Sticky

    Obscure Laughingstocks

    Null, Feb 21, 2013 ... 72 73 74 75 76
    Replies:
    1,509
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    258,532
    LMR365
    Feb 13, 2019 at 2:43 PM
  5. Null
    Sticky

    Archival Tools

    If you make a thread without archiving shit I will strangle you.

    Null, Dec 18, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    98
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    46,218
    Remove Goat
    Feb 13, 2019 at 6:55 AM
  6. Null
    Sticky

    Criteria for Automatic Failure

    If you fuck these up I will delete your thread.

    Null, Apr 26, 2018
    Replies:
    2
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    8,233
    Pepito
    Jun 5, 2018
  7. Flowers For Sonichu
    Locked Sticky

    Fuck off with "NOTICE ME SEMPAI" behavior

    How to properly milk lolcows

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jul 10, 2016
    Replies:
    1
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    17,173
    Flowers For Sonichu
    Jul 11, 2016
  8. SunLightStreak
    Sticky

    Opening Post 101

    How to make threads that will not get locked by Moderators

    SunLightStreak, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    11,330
    Darwin Watterson
    Jan 18, 2016
  9. Darwin Watterson

    Failed Lolcows

    Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

    Darwin Watterson, Jun 24, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
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    31,061
    Dentontx
    Feb 16, 2019 at 8:18 PM
  10. PurpleSquirrel

    Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.)

    PurpleSquirrel, Mar 18, 2015 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    631
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    89,895
    Truthboi
    Feb 16, 2019 at 5:58 PM
  11. odius

    Most physically repulsive tranny?

    odius, Nov 29, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    211
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    44,352
    Xenu Warrior Princess
    Feb 15, 2019 at 8:03 PM
  12. PurpleSquirrel

    Musical LOLcows

    PurpleSquirrel, Sep 4, 2014 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    206
    Views:
    37,659
    Hellbound Hellhound
    Feb 15, 2019 at 7:20 PM
  13. big baby jesus

    Historical Lolcows

    big baby jesus, Mar 14, 2013 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    314
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    57,113
    Feathers and Stones
    Feb 15, 2019 at 4:33 PM
  14. AnAccount

    If you were 'internet famous' would you end up a lolcow?

    AnAccount, Jan 7, 2019 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    52
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    2,119
    Feathers and Stones
    Feb 15, 2019 at 4:30 PM
  15. Null

    The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

    Null, Jan 7, 2018 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    523
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    125,485
    Stasi
    Feb 15, 2019 at 1:06 PM
  16. Purpleshells

    Favorite vintage cow?

    Purpleshells, Jan 7, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    1,656
    Karl_der_Grosse
    Feb 15, 2019 at 9:30 AM
  17. CatParty

    Kiwi Farms Reviews

    CatParty, Aug 21, 2015 ... 248 249 250 251 252
    Replies:
    5,027
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    444,509
    WhatNemesisMeans
    Feb 15, 2019 at 6:14 AM
  18. Diabeetus

    Lolcows that you personally like

    Diabeetus, Apr 19, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    90
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    12,087
    Got2Hands
    Feb 14, 2019 at 5:47 AM
  19. Dentontx

    Is there a natural tendency for cows to cross over?

    Dentontx, Feb 10, 2019
    Replies:
    9
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    589
    MasterDisaster
    Feb 11, 2019 at 11:50 AM
  20. JambledUpWords

    What hobbies/fandoms do you associate with lolcows?

    JambledUpWords, Nov 12, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    51
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    3,349
    skellig58
    Feb 11, 2019 at 1:17 AM
  21. Crunchy Leaf

    Cows you wouldn't be surprised to see troon out

    Crunchy Leaf, Nov 23, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
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    3,073
    AnOminous
    Feb 10, 2019
  22. Ryan Rash

    Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz!

    Ryan Rash, Dec 20, 2014 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    574
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    71,655
    wrangled tard
    Feb 9, 2019
  23. JambledUpWords

    What brand would your favorite lolcow(s) sponsor?

    JambledUpWords, Dec 20, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
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    620
    Ama Dablam
    Feb 8, 2019
  24. Mapache

    What has a lolcow ruined for you?

    Mapache, Jul 3, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    152
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    25,293
    BigRuler
    Feb 8, 2019
  25. CatParty

    What lolcow brought you to the farms?

    CatParty, Sep 5, 2015 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    595
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    42,773
    DarkResearchAnon
    Feb 7, 2019
  26. FireGod365

    Funniest line from an lolcow?

    FireGod365, Jan 31, 2019 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    1,564
    Doomfist
    Feb 6, 2019
  27. Cosmos

    Documentary on the Final Fantasy House

    Cosmos, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    60
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    16,060
    Terrorist
    Jan 29, 2019
  28. Randall Fragg

    Theme-songs for lolcows

    Randall Fragg, Jan 19, 2015 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    203
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    27,396
    penelope shitstop
    Jan 28, 2019
  29. JambledUpWords

    Hollywood lolcows

    Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies

    JambledUpWords, Dec 5, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    121
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    9,792
    Truthboi
    Jan 23, 2019
  30. FireGod365

    What is a subreddit with LOLCow traits?

    FireGod365, Jan 17, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    31
    Views:
    1,719
    Give Her The D
    Jan 22, 2019
  31. Jack Haywood

    Lolcowery/Drama brewing in r/MBTI

    personality testing thread goes somewhat nuts

    Jack Haywood, Jan 11, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    1,338
    Emotional Prolapse
    Jan 21, 2019
  32. Yellow Yam Scam

    Recommend a lolcow

    Yellow Yam Scam, Jan 12, 2017 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    66
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    8,997
    downwardspiral
    Jan 20, 2019
  33. JambledUpWords

    Plan the worst possible birthday party for your lolcow of choice

    Make a living hell

    JambledUpWords, Jan 15, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    972
    Applejack
    Jan 20, 2019
  34. FireGod365

    People that border being an LOLCow but have yet to cross it?

    FireGod365, Jan 15, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    1,614
    The Shadow
    Jan 17, 2019
  35. Alan Pardew

    ITT: We Make Shitty Mafia City Memes on Lolcows

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2019
    Replies:
    4
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    629
    Vrakks
    Jan 13, 2019
  36. hm yeah

    Lolcows you miss/missed

    hm yeah, Apr 7, 2013 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    253
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    46,648
    Syaoran Li
    Jan 12, 2019
  37. The Master Debater

    How have the farms changed you?

    The Master Debater, Dec 2, 2015 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    5,600
    Ariyan
    Jan 12, 2019
  38. electroconvulsivetherapy

    what have you learned from lolcows

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    76
    Views:
    7,427
    Ariyan
    Jan 12, 2019
  39. Blarmination

    Worst smelling lolcow

    Blarmination, Jan 7, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    30
    Views:
    1,109
    Richardo Retardo
    Jan 8, 2019
  40. drtoboggan

    Former Celebrities

    drtoboggan, Jun 2, 2015 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    412
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    63,995
    Yaoi Huntress Earth
    Jan 7, 2019
  41. A-tistic

    Your native (non-english) lolcows

    A-tistic, Feb 19, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    8,300
    Einon
    Jan 4, 2019
  42. JambledUpWords

    Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life

    JambledUpWords, Dec 14, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    58
    Views:
    2,315
    AngelOfDeath
    Jan 4, 2019
  43. Kylie Raina

    Best Lolcow Quote

    Kylie Raina, Oct 25, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    2,250
    OldGuy
    Jan 4, 2019
  44. JambledUpWords

    Mephitic fandoms

    Possible new threads for community watch

    JambledUpWords, Jan 2, 2019 ... 2
    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    1,332
    Beta Faggot
    Jan 3, 2019
  45. JambledUpWords

    New Years Resolutions 2019 (lolcow edition)

    JambledUpWords, Dec 31, 2018
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    326
    FatFuckFrank
    Jan 2, 2019
  46. SpergPatrol

    What Lolcow Do You Think is Not Funny

    SpergPatrol, Jul 30, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    98
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    9,831
    BigRuler
    Dec 31, 2018
  47. Kylie Raina

    Why are almost all lolcows ugly?

    Kylie Raina, Oct 29, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    47
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    4,417
    Pozzingmyfilthyneghole
    Dec 27, 2018
  48. Heinrich Himmler

    Benign and toxic lolcows

    Heinrich Himmler, Jan 30, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    35
    Views:
    5,053
    Tragi-Chan
    Dec 20, 2018
  49. Cast Away

    Are lolcows the result of nature or nurture?

    Cast Away, Nov 28, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    34
    Views:
    1,455
    Vlad the Inhaler
    Dec 16, 2018
  50. CatParty

    People Who Look Funny Megathread

    stop staring at meeee

    CatParty, Apr 23, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    3,299
    Coleman Francis
    Dec 15, 2018
  51. yawning sneasel

    Can we laugh at dead lolcows?

    A discussion on the ethics of finding humor in the dead.

    yawning sneasel, Jul 29, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
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    4,648
    KarlHank2480345
    Dec 6, 2018
  52. BradyBunchFan

    What Lolcow thread are you currently looking at?

    BradyBunchFan, Nov 27, 2018
    Replies:
    18
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    779
    Big Bad Brat
    Dec 5, 2018
  53. nsa-2

    Does KiwiFarms support artistic freedom?

    nsa-2, Nov 4, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    44
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    3,454
    Otis Boi
    Dec 2, 2018
  54. I am a nigger

    Which cow has the funniest A-Logs?

    Rating cows based on people who hate them

    I am a nigger, Nov 17, 2018
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    949
    kyle2252
    Nov 27, 2018
  55. ICametoLurk

    Are Incels the most reviled members of society ever?

    ICametoLurk, Mar 28, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    53
    Views:
    6,293
    OrsonZedd
    Nov 21, 2018
  56. Heinrich Himmler

    Cool things a lolcow did

    Heinrich Himmler, Oct 20, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    22
    Views:
    1,836
    BeanBidan
    Nov 17, 2018
  57. BradyBunchFan

    Which cow would you like to meet?

    BradyBunchFan, Nov 10, 2018
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    477
    Pickle Inspector
    Nov 11, 2018
  58. DazedAndConfused

    What is your favorite lol that you've farmed from the cows?

    DazedAndConfused, Oct 29, 2018
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    953
    Maggots on a Train v2
    Nov 4, 2018
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