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  1. Judge Holden
    Sticky

    Personal Lolcows

    Judge Holden, Mar 11, 2013 ... 162 163 164 165 166
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    3,300
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    401,135
    Adamska
    Jun 20, 2018 at 12:13 PM
  2. Null
    Sticky

    Obscure Laughingstocks

    Null, Feb 21, 2013 ... 64 65 66 67 68
    Replies:
    1,353
    Views:
    195,323
    Ilikeoreos
    Jun 14, 2018
  3. Null
    Sticky

    Archival Tools

    If you make a thread without archiving shit I will strangle you.

    Null, Dec 18, 2014 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    22,183
    Wärring Ornac
    Jun 11, 2018
  4. Null
    Sticky

    Criteria for Automatic Failure

    If you fuck these up I will delete your thread.

    Null, Apr 26, 2018
    Replies:
    2
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    2,447
    Pepito
    Jun 5, 2018
  5. Null
    Sticky

    Cybersecurity 101

    Null, Aug 15, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    98
    Views:
    50,117
    DNJACK
    Jan 24, 2018
  6. Flowers For Sonichu
    Locked Sticky

    Fuck off with "NOTICE ME SEMPAI" behavior

    How to properly milk lolcows

    Flowers For Sonichu, Jul 10, 2016
    Replies:
    1
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    13,767
    Flowers For Sonichu
    Jul 11, 2016
  7. SunLightStreak
    Sticky

    Opening Post 101

    How to make threads that will not get locked by Moderators

    SunLightStreak, Nov 25, 2015 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    8,527
    Darwin Watterson
    Jan 18, 2016
  8. Heinrich Himmler
    Featured

    Which lolcow do you identify with?

    Heinrich Himmler, Jun 2, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    558
    Visitor
    Jun 20, 2018 at 2:22 PM
  9. buns.in.the.oven
    Locked Redirect

    LolCow Family Members?

    Do you have any family members that would be considered lolcows?

    buns.in.the.oven, Jun 20, 2018 at 11:22 AM
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  10. Cosmos

    Documentary on the Final Fantasy House

    Cosmos, Jun 3, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    2,834
    UnKillFill
    Jun 20, 2018 at 11:27 AM
  11. CatParty

    Kiwi Farms Reviews

    CatParty, Aug 21, 2015 ... 213 214 215 216 217
    Replies:
    4,321
    Views:
    309,819
    CatParty
    Jun 20, 2018 at 8:29 AM
  12. patricia_wallis

    Diaper Guy Diary (2008)

    autistic developmentally disabled adult

    patricia_wallis, Nov 12, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
    Views:
    6,234
    Garbagetime
    Jun 20, 2018 at 8:05 AM
  13. Null

    Test

    Null, Sep 4, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    46
    Views:
    2,365
    Give Her The D
    Jun 19, 2018 at 11:58 PM
  14. odius

    Most physically repulsive tranny?

    odius, Nov 29, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    11,432
    Hanzo
    Jun 19, 2018 at 12:27 PM
  15. CatParty

    What lolcow brought you to the farms?

    CatParty, Sep 5, 2015 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    490
    Views:
    26,883
    Ava_Merlot
    Jun 19, 2018 at 3:26 AM
  16. Null

    The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

    Null, Jan 7, 2018 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    405
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    63,250
    triangleboy
    Jun 17, 2018 at 6:40 PM
  17. /intl/

    Koby dox

    /intl/, May 31, 2018 ... 5 6 7 8 9
    Replies:
    161
    Views:
    8,899
    Daniel Tittyfish
    Jun 16, 2018 at 3:23 PM
  18. Reynard

    Favorite and Least Favorite Types of Lolcows

    Tell us yours!

    Reynard, Apr 17, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    32
    Views:
    1,536
    lazerbot
    Jun 16, 2018 at 2:32 AM
  19. Sword Fighter Super

    What was your favorite article from "The Best Page in the Universe"?

    Sword Fighter Super, Jun 2, 2018
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    501
    TheMightyMonarch
    Jun 15, 2018 at 6:09 PM
  20. Yaoi Huntress Earth

    Reality Show Lolcows

    Yaoi Huntress Earth, Jul 17, 2014 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    185
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    24,810
    Yaoi Huntress Earth
    Jun 13, 2018
  21. Randall Fragg

    Theme-songs for lolcows

    Randall Fragg, Jan 19, 2015 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    198
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    21,366
    vhstape
    Jun 13, 2018
  22. big baby jesus

    Historical Lolcows

    big baby jesus, Mar 14, 2013 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    263
    Views:
    37,776
    GiantSpiderInvasion
    Jun 11, 2018
  23. Ariel

    Quiverfull Movement Lolcows

    Ariel, Nov 20, 2014 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    211
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    23,468
    Jungle Princess
    Jun 10, 2018
  24. AtroposHeart

    If a lolcow wanted to stop being a lolcow, what would they have to do?

    AtroposHeart, Sep 10, 2014 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    99
    Views:
    9,749
    Otoya Yamacoochie
    Jun 9, 2018
  25. Diabeetus-chan

    Lolcows that you personally like

    Diabeetus-chan, Apr 19, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    51
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    3,633
    Apoth42
    Jun 7, 2018
  26. PurpleSquirrel

    Musical LOLcows

    PurpleSquirrel, Sep 4, 2014 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    197
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    28,768
    Cable 7
    Jun 6, 2018
  27. melty

    Which lolcow is the dumbest/smartest?

    melty, Oct 13, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
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    6,008
    Francis E. Dec Esc.
    Jun 4, 2018
  28. Null

    People who celebrate cancer death

    Null, May 25, 2018 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    279
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    26,943
    c-no
    May 30, 2018
  29. Stephen Micek

    Lolcow threads turned generals

    Stephen Micek, May 25, 2018
    Replies:
    11
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    430
    The Shadow
    May 25, 2018
  30. Ryan Rash

    Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz!

    Ryan Rash, Dec 20, 2014 ... 22 23 24 25 26
    Replies:
    509
    Views:
    52,297
    Koby_Fish
    May 25, 2018
  31. Darwin Watterson

    Failed Lolcows

    Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

    Darwin Watterson, Jun 24, 2016 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    119
    Views:
    18,000
    Jewelsmakerguy
    May 25, 2018
  32. PurpleSquirrel

    Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.)

    PurpleSquirrel, Mar 18, 2015 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    598
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    70,013
    Truthboi
    May 24, 2018
  33. Miss Walsh

    The Local Nutters of Great Britain

    Every estate and highstreet seems to have at least one

    Miss Walsh, Jan 7, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    41
    Views:
    2,793
    Vocaloid Ruby
    May 16, 2018
  34. seb092

    Debate user seb092 on the ethics of taking the bait

    seb092, May 13, 2018 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    63
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    7,477
    Testaclese Maximus
    May 14, 2018
  35. electroconvulsivetherapy

    what have you learned from lolcows

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    48
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    1,683
    edgy username
    May 14, 2018
  36. Wojak

    Where do you find lolcows?

    Wojak, Jan 10, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    1,284
    speedcore
    May 13, 2018
  37. Mapache

    What has a lolcow ruined for you?

    Mapache, Jul 3, 2016 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    15,964
    PinstripeLuns
    May 9, 2018
  38. ChuckSlaughter

    Why do so many lolcows obsess about having kids?

    ChuckSlaughter, Mar 21, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    21
    Views:
    1,581
    AAA Badger
    May 3, 2018
  39. Gym Leader Elesa

    Lolcow Lickability Rankings

    From Most to Least Lickable

    Gym Leader Elesa, Apr 20, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
    Views:
    6,941
    AAA Badger
    May 2, 2018
  40. hm yeah

    Lolcows you miss/missed

    hm yeah, Apr 7, 2013 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    247
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    38,470
    Arctic
    May 1, 2018
  41. Kamen

    Lolcows who started out normal

    Kamen, Apr 14, 2018
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    1,715
    Erich Raeder
    Apr 28, 2018
  42. electroconvulsivetherapy

    arm-chair diagnosis

    electroconvulsivetherapy, Apr 4, 2018
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    677
    The Shadow
    Apr 18, 2018
  43. Heinrich Himmler

    Benign and toxic lolcows

    Heinrich Himmler, Jan 30, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    2,033
    The Shadow
    Apr 18, 2018
  44. Chipmunk With A Banana
    Redirect

    FurAffinity Sold: Shitstorm Inevitable

    Chipmunk With A Banana, Mar 19, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    N/A
  45. entropyseekswork

    Who's your favorite cow you wouldn't have discovered without the farms?

    Or who would you recommend to newcomers?

    entropyseekswork, May 25, 2016 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    5,607
    Laughingdog
    Apr 10, 2018
  46. chimpburgers

    Lolcow Preferences and Cows You Like/Dislike

    chimpburgers, Aug 19, 2015 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    84
    Views:
    6,867
    electroconvulsivetherapy
    Mar 31, 2018
  47. A-tistic

    Your native (non-english) lolcows

    A-tistic, Feb 19, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
    Views:
    4,803
    dspfan#1
    Mar 24, 2018
  48. GethN7

    The Bestiary of Autism

    A guide to all forms of autism you may encounter

    GethN7, Jan 12, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    34
    Views:
    4,260
    DragoonSierra
    Mar 24, 2018
  49. TheClorax

    Kinds of Lolcows

    What’s Your Favorite Type?

    TheClorax, Jan 29, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    1,506
    MerriedxReldnahc
    Mar 15, 2018
  50. Damien6

    murrlogic1 / Michael Allen McKay [debate edition]

    Damien6, Mar 10, 2018 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    280
    Views:
    7,901
    diana
    Mar 14, 2018
  51. Flowers For Sonichu

    Lolcows you would hang out with irl

    Flowers For Sonichu, Feb 12, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    141
    Views:
    6,099
    Triggered Fivehead
    Mar 10, 2018
  52. samuraicrack

    Lolcow Guilty Pleasure

    feel bad about what you like

    samuraicrack, Mar 5, 2018
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    918
    Daughter of Pomona
    Mar 7, 2018
  53. :thinking:

    Empathy for the bovine

    :thinking:, Feb 27, 2018
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    778
    uncleShitHeel
    Mar 5, 2018
  54. William Elliot Waterman

    Please approve my post on cwc's thread

    I'll be good

    William Elliot Waterman, Oct 13, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    192
    Views:
    12,098
    Ilovecum
    Mar 5, 2018
  55. yawning sneasel
    Locked

    A favor request if you live near Chicago

    yawning sneasel, Mar 1, 2018
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    0
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    4,822
    yawning sneasel
    Mar 1, 2018
  56. Chaton_Mort

    Best "cautionary tale" LOLCows for today's youth

    Chaton_Mort, Feb 24, 2018
    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    1,082
    money bunny
    Feb 25, 2018
  57. The Shadow

    Lolcow-themed drinks

    The Shadow, Feb 15, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    23
    Views:
    861
    Star Galactics
    Feb 22, 2018
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