Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
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Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Leader of the National Alliance. Head of the Cosmo-theist church. Murdoch Murdoch mascot. Doctor No.
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Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
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Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg
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Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
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Minecraft YouTuber, Attention Whore, Tantrum-throwing Pedophile
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Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
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2809 UNION ST MADISON WI 53704-4513 USA (Pedophile, Tax Evader)
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Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake
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Fat Gross Old Man, Deeply in Debt, Online "Wife" of Toren, Enjoyed Putting Things in his Butt
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Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony (ex?) "boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
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Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches, Fucking Dead
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Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer
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Liar, Murderer, Polyamorous Feminist, Failed Self-Defense Trainer & Youtube Pundit; STOLEN VALOR?
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Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats. Sentenced to 41 Months in Prison.
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Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
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Featured On To Catch A Predator
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Pedophile author that Marc Brown would cringe reading
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Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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sjw webcomic about beating up people who hold doors for women. VROOM VROOM!
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Self-Immolated to Protest The US Mental Health System. Currently Being Exploited by her "Allies".
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Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.
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Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict
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A real human, exposing the demons in cloned transexual bodies.
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Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester (NOW IN JAIL, PLED GUILTY!)
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Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)
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