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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
    Sticky

    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

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    91,394
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
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    22,508
  3. Meatman
    Replies:
    2,972
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    953,337
  4. Cryin RN
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    25,578
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    4,046,467
  5. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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    35,805
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    3,227,299
  6. Null
    Replies:
    852
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    112,192
  7. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan 'Jessica' Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    racist tranny pedo lolsuit ballwaxer Canucuck; being protected by big tech censorship

    Replies:
    876
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    163,698
  8. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

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    9,302
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    935,126
  9. TheMightyMonarch

    Lolcow Thaddeus McMichael / MadThad0890

    Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.

    Replies:
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    79,668
  10. entropyseekswork
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    205
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    25,725
  11. Dr.Research
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    4,047
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    480,468
  12. lowkey

    Manosphere Jordan Peterson

    Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed

    Replies:
    157
    Views:
    14,263
  13. Yellow Shirt Guy
    Featured

    Skitzocow David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Tranny from SC who spergs about Blaire White, Sometimes Violently Angry Rude Anti-SJW

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    52,272
  14. BriarHeart
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    273,687
  15. Nano
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    931,250
  16. RequiredName

    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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    9,990
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    628,186
  17. XYZpdq
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    3,393
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    362,981
  18. Pikimon

    Lolcow Nikocado Avocado

    Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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    152,144
  19. Feline Darkmage
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    78,437
  20. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children (updated 10/2018)

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    959,712
  21. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

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    177,644
  22. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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    960,782
  23. Alan Pardew
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    46,518
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    5,460,794
  24. YourUnclesDad

    Inactive Carl Kish

    Wannabe YouTube star, blames problems on his ex-landlord, eating himself to death

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    10,518
  25. spvcxghxztpvrrp

    Careercow Ryan Eric Well / Xeinok

    Top Steam achievement hunter, Daddy of 100Pals, alleged rapist

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    704
  26. Jaimas

    Inactive Benjamin Barber / Endomorphosis / Starworks5 / Swissproxy

    Lazy-Eyed Litigious Intersection of Loveshies, GG, and Madness; Arrested Fugitive

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    10,180
  27. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

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    3,656
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    505,327
  28. Mariposa Electrique
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    201,238
  29. CatParty
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    321,327
  30. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

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    2,437
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    331,322
  31. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

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    11,632
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    1,708,319
  32. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Justin Dennis / Riley Jay Dennis

    Slacktivist, Author, Torturer of Words, Disingenuous Piece of Shit, Transtrender & ANTIFA Apologist

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    170,391
  33. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

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  34. x.eight.six.systems
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    35,235
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Glinner / Graham Linehan

    Hypocrital Misogynistic TERF ANTIFA Comedy Writer w/ One Ball & a Hateboner for Trump/Brexit

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    567
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    72,484
  36. InLivingTuna

    Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982

    now DaddyOZero, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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    2,364
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    509,117
  37. hood LOLCOW

    حلال Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Ophelia Lordy / Hazza Jermface / erajermface

    CWC harrasser, JonTron smut writer, pegasister, doxed by AssignedMale, KF User LagoonaBlue

    Replies:
    1,537
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    244,902
  38. Ginger Piglet

    Dramacow Kevin Allred

    Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

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    215,733
  39. Saladin

    Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic

    "Nobody Likes a Cuck Unless He's Crying"

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    25,172
  40. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

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    7,853
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    1,604,834
  41. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned From TVTropes & Every Wiki on the Planet.

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    1,067
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    99,651
  42. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

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    2,351
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    175,588
  43. BrunoMattei
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    7,547
  44. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

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    161,206
  45. JSGOTI
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    625
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    277,087
  46. Alan Pardew
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    4,269
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    877,688
  47. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Replies:
    878
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    86,714
  48. Big Bad Brat

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Massive stalker, fat creepy tranny, trollshielding at olympic level, attention-whore

    Replies:
    854
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    94,563
  49. Wi-fi Calcium

    Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch

    [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

    Replies:
    2,053
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    361,289
  50. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

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    4,911
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    790,376
  51. Null
    Replies:
    334
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    35,403
  52. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    Replies:
    6,141
    Views:
    989,845

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