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  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
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    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 31 32 33 34 35
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    106,597
    kkillme8
    Feb 15, 2019 at 2:24 PM
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible First Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    77
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    24,523
    Haramburger
    Jan 9, 2019
  3. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    anusaurus, Nov 7, 2015 ... 609 610 611 612 613
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    12,252
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    1,844,244
    Medicated
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:41 AM
  4. Meatman

    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    Meatman, Jan 29, 2016 ... 154 155 156 157 158
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    3,141
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    1,049,937
    Anti pedo
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:39 AM
  5. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 2419 2420 2421 2422 2423
    Replies:
    48,457
    Views:
    5,832,089
    RomanesEuntDomus
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:35 AM
  6. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Neil Venegas, Aug 27, 2017 ... 147 148 149 150 151
    Replies:
    3,008
    Views:
    503,674
    TombaHat
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:31 AM
  7. Old Wizard

    Careercow Liam Madigan / Lily Tess Madigan

    Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer

    Old Wizard, Dec 6, 2017 ... 27 28 29 30 31
    Replies:
    616
    Views:
    99,587
    Ginger Piglet
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:30 AM
  8. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1872 1873 1874 1875 1876
    Replies:
    37,514
    Views:
    3,492,855
    Knyttet
    Feb 17, 2019 at 3:23 AM
  9. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 218 219 220 221 222
    Replies:
    4,424
    Views:
    1,078,110
    Visitor
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:34 AM
  10. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

    Ass Manager 3000, Aug 19, 2016 ... 126 127 128 129 130
    Replies:
    2,580
    Views:
    360,539
    GranDuke
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:22 AM
  11. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1650 1651 1652 1653 1654
    Replies:
    33,076
    Views:
    8,061,678
    ICameToplaY
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:15 AM
  12. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs

    trannyfucker, Nov 9, 2018 ... 145 146 147 148 149
    Replies:
    2,973
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    752,125
    Save the Loli
    Feb 17, 2019 at 2:09 AM
  13. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 501 502 503 504 505
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    10,092
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    1,039,945
    Umaibae
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:53 AM
  14. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children(OP updated 2/2019)

    Graffiti canvas, Aug 2, 2017 ... 507 508 509 510 511
    Replies:
    10,202
    Views:
    1,736,858
    hambeerlyingnreed
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:47 AM
  15. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends

    Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist & serial harasser* and here's why

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 206 207 208 209 210
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    4,180
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    457,739
    Feline Darkmage
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:43 AM
  16. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @russellgreerofficialinsta

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 1355 1356 1357 1358 1359
    Replies:
    27,171
    Views:
    4,397,554
    The Un-Clit
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:38 AM
  17. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

    PsychoNerd054, Jun 25, 2018 ... 48 49 50 51 52
    Replies:
    1,021
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    183,242
    Stupid Goth Otter
    Feb 17, 2019 at 1:01 AM
  18. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

    InLivingTuna, Mar 29, 2018 ... 77 78 79 80 81
    Replies:
    1,601
    Views:
    292,672
    Jewelsmakerguy
    Feb 17, 2019 at 12:03 AM
  19. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 15, 2018 ... 409 410 411 412 413
    Replies:
    8,242
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    1,716,865
    Shaka Brah
    Feb 17, 2019 at 12:02 AM
  20. damian

    Careercow Chuck Wendig / Charles Wendig / TerribleMinds

    damian, Oct 15, 2018 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    702
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    84,947
    REGENDarySumanai
    Feb 16, 2019 at 11:44 PM
  21. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling (James Stanton/Sexton) & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)

    One Gaming Lolcow Thread

    Alan Pardew, Nov 21, 2016 ... 218 219 220 221 222
    Replies:
    4,438
    Views:
    930,579
    BlueSpark
    Feb 16, 2019 at 11:03 PM
  22. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    yawning sneasel, Mar 28, 2016 ... 117 118 119 120 121
    Replies:
    2,401
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    188,417
    jenffer a jay
    Feb 16, 2019 at 11:02 PM
  23. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 258 259 260 261 262
    Replies:
    5,223
    Views:
    862,425
    RJ MacReady
    Feb 16, 2019 at 10:37 PM
  24. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Blair Brown / Blair Imani / Litebrite / Equality for HER

    Queer Black Muslim, Wants Tax-Funded Islamic Safe Spaces, Hates KiwiFarms, BTFO by Tucker Carlson

    Feline Darkmage, Feb 19, 2018 ... 2
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    29
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    3,134
    Feline Darkmage
    Feb 16, 2019 at 10:35 PM
  25. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

    Feline Darkmage, Nov 18, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    42
    Views:
    6,851
    Feline Darkmage
    Feb 16, 2019 at 10:04 PM
  26. BlueArmedDevil

    Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV

    SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan

    BlueArmedDevil, Aug 12, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    127
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    13,838
    Wallace
    Feb 16, 2019 at 8:51 PM
  27. ATaxingWoman

    Dramacow Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / CZation / Ashe826

    "Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female".

    ATaxingWoman, Sep 7, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    82
    Views:
    7,255
    Coldgrip
    Feb 16, 2019 at 8:06 PM
  28. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

    PTNR 2.0, Dec 7, 2015 ... 77 78 79 80 81
    Replies:
    1,613
    Views:
    223,735
    Toasty
    Feb 16, 2019 at 7:46 PM
  29. Glassbrain

    Lolcow Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth/Fedorov

    Bipolar Waifufag Trap, Burning Bridges at Every Opportunity, Blackmailer

    Glassbrain, Feb 9, 2015 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    266
    Views:
    72,497
    fried_kooch
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:37 PM
  30. redcent

    Manosphere Grotesque / Grotesquesubhuman / Unattractive Failure

    Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.

    redcent, Dec 22, 2017 ... 79 80 81 82 83
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    1,647
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    156,430
    Heckler1
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:36 PM
  31. Dutchbash

    Careercow Paul Pluta / Archieluxury / Archibald Chesterfield III / AC3

    YouTube Luxury Goods Celebrity

    Dutchbash, May 1, 2015 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    139
    Views:
    23,287
    RyanSlamwheel
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:34 PM
  32. Lucrid

    Manosphere Geo Godley / George Godley

    Creeper who creeps on women around London

    Lucrid, Mar 1, 2013 ... 2
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    5,874
    victorkottke
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:19 PM
  33. Trip from Facade

    Lolcow John Sakars

    What a faggot lol

    Trip from Facade, Jul 30, 2014 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    68
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    9,749
    JambledUpWords
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:10 PM
  34. Harvey Kent

    Lolcow za0000222 / Aleksandr Rudenko

    Harvey Kent, Dec 5, 2013 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    60
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    8,582
    Forgotmypassword
    Feb 16, 2019 at 6:01 PM
  35. Broseph Stalin

    Skitzocow Katherine Marion / Super Natural Woman

    Broseph Stalin, Jan 16, 2015 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    67
    Views:
    22,260
    ThatOneGuyJesse
    Feb 16, 2019 at 5:21 PM
  36. Dark Mirror Hole

    Inactive Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis

    Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)

    Dark Mirror Hole, Feb 26, 2013 ... 92 93 94 95 96
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    1,914
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    438,720
    greengrilledcheese
    Feb 16, 2019 at 4:48 PM
  37. *Asterisk*

    Dramacow Arthur Racian Chu / arthur_affect, (Harbor Crest Apartments 24455 Lake Shore Blvd Euclid OH 44123)

    Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.

    *Asterisk*, Oct 27, 2015 ... 31 32 33 34 35
    Replies:
    695
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    113,668
    Deven
    Feb 16, 2019 at 4:38 PM
  38. Gengar

    Dramacow Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018

    Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

    Gengar, Feb 10, 2019 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    207
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    29,293
    AnOminous
    Feb 16, 2019 at 3:02 PM
  39. ULTIMATEPRIMETIME

    Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek

    aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

    ULTIMATEPRIMETIME, Jan 23, 2018 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    233
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    24,716
    Count groudon
    Feb 16, 2019 at 1:39 PM
  40. awoo

    Dramacow Michael O. Church / michaelochurch

    awoo, Jan 4, 2019 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    85
    Views:
    9,876
    AlexJonesGotMePregnant
    Feb 16, 2019 at 1:14 PM
  41. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman

    unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

    entropyseekswork, Oct 24, 2016 ... 76 77 78 79 80
    Replies:
    1,593
    Views:
    322,617
    Rabbit Bones
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:32 PM
  42. sperginity

    Careercow Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

    failed troon politician, literal ogre, white knights JY, fred arminsen's twin, litigious

    sperginity, Feb 17, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    300
    Views:
    47,859
    AlexJonesGotMePregnant
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:02 PM
  43. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    *Asterisk*, Feb 3, 2016 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    791
    Views:
    219,111
    Lurk Jurk
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:59 AM
  44. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Long Sun, Nov 18, 2015 ... 50 51 52 53 54
    Replies:
    1,073
    Views:
    108,339
    Flexo
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:59 AM
  45. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 312 313 314 315 316
    Replies:
    6,305
    Views:
    1,060,061
    mothman96
    Feb 16, 2019 at 9:28 AM
  46. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1315 1316 1317 1318 1319
    Replies:
    26,374
    Views:
    1,045,287
    BlueArmedDevil
    Feb 16, 2019 at 5:29 AM
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Glinner / Graham Linehan

    Hypocrite Misogynist TERF ANTIFA Comedian w/ One Ball & Hateboner for Trump/Brexit; #ThanksGraham

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 5, 2016 ... 36 37 38 39 40
    Replies:
    795
    Views:
    107,274
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Feb 16, 2019 at 3:05 AM
  48. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

    Guest, May 6, 2017 ... 134 135 136 137 138
    Replies:
    2,744
    Views:
    317,107
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:51 AM
  49. shutupman

    Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen

    metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

    shutupman, Mar 8, 2013 ... 227 228 229 230 231
    Replies:
    4,612
    Views:
    365,548
    TheBeekeeper
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:38 AM
  50. Rivalo

    Dramacow David J. C. Blowe / Avilo

    Rivalo, Feb 11, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    515
    KookiesNKreem
    Feb 16, 2019 at 12:04 AM
  51. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 209 210 211 212 213
    Replies:
    4,259
    Views:
    600,484
    Clark W. Griswold
    Feb 15, 2019 at 10:49 PM
  52. NobleGreyHorse

    Dramacow Romeo Rose / Larramie "Larry" Houston Busby

    Jim Paris; Eddie Adams; Michael Valentino; Dylan Harris; and too many other pseudonyms to list

    NobleGreyHorse, Sep 25, 2013 ... 44 45 46 47 48
    Replies:
    940
    Views:
    80,837
    murgatroid
    Feb 15, 2019 at 9:19 PM
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