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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
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    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 27 28 29 30 31
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    91,394
    Obviously Snape
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:52 PM
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible First Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    Michael_Psellos
    Oct 4, 2018
  3. Meatman

    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    Meatman, Jan 29, 2016 ... 145 146 147 148 149
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    953,337
    BurningG;aive572
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:09 PM
  4. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialrussellgreerinsta

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 1275 1276 1277 1278 1279
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    25,578
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    4,046,467
    Barbarella
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:08 PM
  5. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1787 1788 1789 1790 1791
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    35,805
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    3,227,299
    nlanpro
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:01 PM
  6. Null

    حلال Dynastia / Fagnasty / Caylen Matthew Burroughs

    Traitor! & Abbo Gasoline Huffer.

    Null, Jan 19, 2016 ... 39 40 41 42 43
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    852
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    112,192
    Cricket
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:00 PM
  7. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan 'Jessica' Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    racist tranny pedo lolsuit ballwaxer Canucuck; being protected by big tech censorship

    trannyfucker, Nov 9, 2018 ... 40 41 42 43 44
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    876
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    163,698
    2nd_time_user
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:50 PM
  8. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 462 463 464 465 466
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    9,302
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    935,126
    DrJonesHat
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:48 PM
  9. TheMightyMonarch

    Lolcow Thaddeus McMichael / MadThad0890

    Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.

    TheMightyMonarch, May 19, 2015 ... 10 11 12 13 14
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    275
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    79,668
    DrJonesHat
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:35 PM
  10. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow DESMOND IS AMAZING / desmondisamazing / Wendylou, Andrew, & Desmond Napoles

    entropyseekswork, Dec 25, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    205
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    25,725
    aFairlyOddFaggot
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:32 PM
  11. Dr.Research

    Artcow DisneyFan01 / Andrea Avrett

    Dr.Research, Jan 16, 2014 ... 199 200 201 202 203
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    480,468
    Cyborg Scars
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:22 PM
  12. lowkey

    Manosphere Jordan Peterson

    Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed

    lowkey, Nov 19, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    157
    Views:
    14,263
    GranDuke
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:22 PM
  13. Yellow Shirt Guy
    Featured

    Skitzocow David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Tranny from SC who spergs about Blaire White, Sometimes Violently Angry Rude Anti-SJW

    Yellow Shirt Guy, Jun 15, 2017 ... 58 59 60 61 62
    Replies:
    1,223
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    52,272
    Mariposa Electrique
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:19 PM
  14. BriarHeart

    Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson

    BriarHeart, Jul 22, 2014 ... 131 132 133 134 135
    Replies:
    2,689
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    273,687
    WogglebugLover
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:15 PM
  15. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 192 193 194 195 196
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    3,914
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    931,250
    Jhon Connor
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:14 PM
  16. RequiredName

    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

    RequiredName, Jul 12, 2014 ... 496 497 498 499 500
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    9,990
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    628,186
    Mr. X
    Dec 18, 2018 at 4:10 PM
  17. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25, etc

    Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 166 167 168 169 170
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    3,393
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    362,981
    LordKaT
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:46 PM
  18. Pikimon

    Lolcow Nikocado Avocado

    Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

    Pikimon, Jan 16, 2018 ... 24 25 26 27 28
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    152,144
    wylfım
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:45 PM
  19. Feline Darkmage

    Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons

    Six Million Just Isn't Enough

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 23, 2017 ... 20 21 22 23 24
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    78,437
    proteus4994
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:42 PM
  20. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children (updated 10/2018)

    Graffiti canvas, Aug 2, 2017 ... 275 276 277 278 279
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    5,579
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    959,712
    hambeerlyingnreed
    Dec 18, 2018 at 3:16 PM
  21. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    *Asterisk*, Feb 3, 2016 ... 25 26 27 28 29
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    573
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    177,644
    RumblyTumbly
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:59 PM
  22. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1278 1279 1280 1281 1282
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    25,638
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    960,782
    [V A P O R W A V E]
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:25 PM
  23. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 2322 2323 2324 2325 2326
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    46,518
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    5,460,794
    ToroidalBoat
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:10 PM
  24. YourUnclesDad

    Inactive Carl Kish

    Wannabe YouTube star, blames problems on his ex-landlord, eating himself to death

    YourUnclesDad, Sep 21, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    71
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    10,518
    Randall Fragg
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:08 PM
  25. spvcxghxztpvrrp

    Careercow Ryan Eric Well / Xeinok

    Top Steam achievement hunter, Daddy of 100Pals, alleged rapist

    spvcxghxztpvrrp, Oct 24, 2018
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    15
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    704
    princess13456789
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:40 PM
  26. Jaimas

    Inactive Benjamin Barber / Endomorphosis / Starworks5 / Swissproxy

    Lazy-Eyed Litigious Intersection of Loveshies, GG, and Madness; Arrested Fugitive

    Jaimas, Dec 4, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    10,180
    AnOminous
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:49 PM
  27. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 179 180 181 182 183
    Replies:
    3,656
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    505,327
    JackDavis
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:41 PM
  28. Mariposa Electrique

    Dramacow ContraPoints / William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott / Nykytyne2

    GamerGhazi Cannibalism Victim, Youtube "Intellectual"

    Mariposa Electrique, Sep 15, 2017 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    564
    Views:
    201,238
    Cool kitties club
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:29 PM
  29. CatParty

    Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla

    "God's only friend"

    CatParty, Feb 23, 2017 ... 116 117 118 119 120
    Replies:
    2,398
    Views:
    321,327
    LordKaT
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:16 PM
  30. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

    Ass Manager 3000, Aug 19, 2016 ... 118 119 120 121 122
    Replies:
    2,437
    Views:
    331,322
    twattycake
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:05 PM
  31. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    anusaurus, Nov 7, 2015 ... 578 579 580 581 582
    Replies:
    11,632
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    1,708,319
    Smaug's Smokey Hole
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:04 PM
  32. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Justin Dennis / Riley Jay Dennis

    Slacktivist, Author, Torturer of Words, Disingenuous Piece of Shit, Transtrender & ANTIFA Apologist

    Feline Darkmage, Jul 15, 2016 ... 44 45 46 47 48
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    170,391
    Nykysnottrans
    Dec 18, 2018 at 11:15 AM
  33. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1624 1625 1626 1627 1628
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    32,540
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    7,717,868
    Cast Away
    Dec 18, 2018 at 11:03 AM
  34. x.eight.six.systems

    Careercow Stefan Molyneux and the free domain Radio podcast

    NOT AN ARGUMENT

    x.eight.six.systems, Apr 13, 2015 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    35,235
    Senior Lexmechanic
    Dec 18, 2018 at 10:23 AM
  35. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Glinner / Graham Linehan

    Hypocrital Misogynistic TERF ANTIFA Comedy Writer w/ One Ball & a Hateboner for Trump/Brexit

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 5, 2016 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    567
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    72,484
    The Gay Banana
    Dec 18, 2018 at 10:10 AM
  36. InLivingTuna

    Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982

    now DaddyOZero, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

    InLivingTuna, Apr 18, 2017 ... 115 116 117 118 119
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    2,364
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    509,117
    RisingPheonix
    Dec 18, 2018 at 9:58 AM
  37. hood LOLCOW

    حلال Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Ophelia Lordy / Hazza Jermface / erajermface

    CWC harrasser, JonTron smut writer, pegasister, doxed by AssignedMale, KF User LagoonaBlue

    hood LOLCOW, Oct 11, 2018 ... 73 74 75 76 77
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    1,537
    Views:
    244,902
    Very Honest Content
    Dec 18, 2018 at 9:24 AM
  38. Ginger Piglet

    Dramacow Kevin Allred

    Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

    Ginger Piglet, Nov 18, 2016 ... 102 103 104 105 106
    Replies:
    2,102
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    215,733
    Spunt
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:43 AM
  39. Saladin

    Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic

    "Nobody Likes a Cuck Unless He's Crying"

    Saladin, Jan 18, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    25,172
    neural
    Dec 18, 2018 at 5:29 AM
  40. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 15, 2018 ... 389 390 391 392 393
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    7,853
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    1,604,834
    SomethingWittyandBadass
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:56 AM
  41. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned From TVTropes & Every Wiki on the Planet.

    SPARKLETWAT, Oct 11, 2013 ... 50 51 52 53 54
    Replies:
    1,067
    Views:
    99,651
    LulzKiller
    Dec 18, 2018 at 2:16 AM
  42. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    yawning sneasel, Mar 28, 2016 ... 114 115 116 117 118
    Replies:
    2,351
    Views:
    175,588
    jenffer a jay
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:32 AM
  43. BrunoMattei

    Lolcow Bill Norton Olsen Code Red DVD

    BrunoMattei, Sep 9, 2016 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    46
    Views:
    7,547
    BrunoMattei
    Dec 18, 2018 at 1:24 AM
  44. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

    PsychoNerd054, Jun 25, 2018 ... 44 45 46 47 48
    Replies:
    945
    Views:
    161,206
    The Crow
    Dec 18, 2018 at 12:05 AM
  45. JSGOTI

    Dramacow ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Eve Ross / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy

    Tranny Any% All Oppression Points

    JSGOTI, Jul 6, 2017 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    625
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    277,087
    Kheapathic
    Dec 17, 2018 at 10:12 PM
  46. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling (James Stanton/Sexton) & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)

    One Gaming Lolcow Thread

    Alan Pardew, Nov 21, 2016 ... 210 211 212 213 214
    Replies:
    4,269
    Views:
    877,688
    Blue Jerkop
    Dec 17, 2018 at 10:02 PM
  47. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Long Sun, Nov 18, 2015 ... 40 41 42 43 44
    Replies:
    878
    Views:
    86,714
    Feline Darkmage
    Dec 17, 2018 at 6:41 PM
  48. Big Bad Brat

    حلال StarryGreenEyes95 / Taylor Mitchell Pickens / BlueGator / AzureTranquility

    Massive stalker, fat creepy tranny, trollshielding at olympic level, attention-whore

    Big Bad Brat, Nov 29, 2018 ... 39 40 41 42 43
    Replies:
    854
    Views:
    94,563
    spvcxghxztpvrrp
    Dec 17, 2018 at 3:41 PM
  49. Wi-fi Calcium

    Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch

    [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

    Wi-fi Calcium, Feb 17, 2016 ... 99 100 101 102 103
    Replies:
    2,053
    Views:
    361,289
    Red Shirt Number 74
    Dec 17, 2018 at 3:07 PM
  50. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 242 243 244 245 246
    Replies:
    4,911
    Views:
    790,376
    RumblyTumbly
    Dec 17, 2018 at 1:59 PM
  51. Null

    Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen

    Null, Jul 7, 2017 ... 13 14 15 16 17
    Replies:
    334
    Views:
    35,403
    Senior Lexmechanic
    Dec 17, 2018 at 1:42 PM
  52. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 304 305 306 307 308
    Replies:
    6,141
    Views:
    989,845
    Man vs persistent rat
    Dec 17, 2018 at 1:32 PM
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