• ”kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello”

Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

    415
    28,785
    theshep Latest: Lolcow-themed drinks theshep, Oct 17, 2018 at 2:58 AM
    RSS

  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
    –
    –
    (Private)
    RSS

  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
    3
    259
    Apoth42 Latest: Never again! Apoth42, Oct 12, 2018 at 2:48 PM
    RSS
Page 1 of 37
Sort By:
Title Start Date
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. Null
    Sticky

    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    554
    Views:
    79,151
    Space Jesus
    Oct 15, 2018 at 2:19 AM
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible First Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    76
    Views:
    20,401
    Michael_Psellos
    Oct 4, 2018
  3. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialrussellgreerinsta

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 1164 1165 1166 1167 1168
    Replies:
    23,343
    Views:
    3,583,465
    Pubic Enemy #1
    Oct 17, 2018 at 4:14 AM
  4. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Conrad Aaron Collins / Digibrony / Digibro / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast

    Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

    Feline Darkmage, Oct 12, 2017 ... 25 26 27 28 29
    Replies:
    569
    Views:
    122,152
    Agent Toucan
    Oct 17, 2018 at 4:13 AM
  5. Old Wizard

    Careercow Liam Madigan / Lily Tess Madigan

    Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer

    Old Wizard, Dec 6, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
    Replies:
    413
    Views:
    56,133
    unclefucker
    Oct 17, 2018 at 4:11 AM
  6. hood LOLCOW
    Featured

    حلال Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Ophelia Lordy / Hazza Jermface / erajermface

    CWC harrasser, JonTron fansperg, pegasister, doxed by AssignedMale, KF User LagoonaBlue

    hood LOLCOW, Oct 11, 2018 at 11:06 PM ... 42 43 44 45 46
    Replies:
    900
    Views:
    134,791
    BOLDYSPICY!
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:57 AM
  7. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1546 1547 1548 1549 1550
    Replies:
    30,980
    Views:
    7,095,282
    FinishedOsana
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:46 AM
  8. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Neil Venegas, Aug 27, 2017 ... 137 138 139 140 141
    Replies:
    2,800
    Views:
    425,221
    Barracuda Joe
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:34 AM
  9. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 2209 2210 2211 2212 2213
    Replies:
    44,254
    Views:
    4,935,106
    RomanesEuntDomus
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:32 AM
  10. RequiredName

    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

    RequiredName, Jul 12, 2014 ... 458 459 460 461 462
    Replies:
    9,223
    Views:
    554,753
    flossman
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:26 AM
  11. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

    Feline Darkmage, Nov 18, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    3,688
    The Sorcerer
    Oct 17, 2018 at 3:19 AM
  12. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 146 147 148 149 150
    Replies:
    2,987
    Views:
    736,344
    Pervious
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:56 AM
  13. BriarHeart

    Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson

    BriarHeart, Jul 22, 2014 ... 125 126 127 128 129
    Replies:
    2,561
    Views:
    251,639
    Pancake
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:47 AM
  14. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children (updated 7/2018)

    Graffiti canvas, Aug 2, 2017 ... 177 178 179 180 181
    Replies:
    3,609
    Views:
    634,178
    Alto
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:46 AM
  15. CatParty

    Terrorist Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin

    Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"

    CatParty, Apr 25, 2018 ... 135 136 137 138 139
    Replies:
    2,775
    Views:
    262,283
    spikespiegel
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:40 AM
  16. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1677 1678 1679 1680 1681
    Replies:
    33,619
    Views:
    2,859,450
    TheImportantFart
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:38 AM
  17. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling (James Stanton/Sexton) & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)

    One Gaming Lolcow Thread

    Alan Pardew, Nov 21, 2016 ... 205 206 207 208 209
    Replies:
    4,162
    Views:
    817,970
    Blue Jerkop
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:34 AM
  18. Mariposa Electrique

    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

    Mariposa Electrique, May 6, 2017 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    597
    Views:
    52,586
    SuziesMagicalBus
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:30 AM
  19. Pikimon

    Lolcow Nikocado Avocado

    Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

    Pikimon, Jan 16, 2018 ... 20 21 22 23 24
    Replies:
    467
    Views:
    120,178
    theshep
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:21 AM
  20. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 145 146 147 148 149
    Replies:
    2,966
    Views:
    406,861
    Someone in a Tree
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:19 AM
  21. TakeDownMan

    Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz

    The Alphabet of Cuckoldry

    TakeDownMan, Sep 26, 2016 ... 188 189 190 191 192
    Replies:
    3,832
    Views:
    624,916
    Five Star Man
    Oct 17, 2018 at 2:08 AM
  22. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Going Scorched Earth

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 15, 2018 ... 364 365 366 367 368
    Replies:
    7,347
    Views:
    1,467,563
    dominatrixman
    Oct 17, 2018 at 1:14 AM
  23. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

    Guest, May 6, 2017 ... 117 118 119 120 121
    Replies:
    2,413
    Views:
    262,850
    ExceptionallyExceptional
    Oct 17, 2018 at 1:04 AM
  24. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Had pre pre-cancer from HPV, acted like it was "cancer" to grift money for a 9-day Disney World trip

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 404 405 406 407 408
    Replies:
    8,144
    Views:
    784,916
    MightyBiteySnake
    Oct 17, 2018 at 1:04 AM
  25. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    anusaurus, Nov 7, 2015 ... 551 552 553 554 555
    Replies:
    11,084
    Views:
    1,551,894
    KillThemCrackasBabies
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:50 PM
  26. Feline Darkmage

    Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons

    Six Million Just Isn't Enough

    Feline Darkmage, Jun 23, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
    373
    Views:
    59,890
    AnOminous
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:38 PM
  27. Kitlen

    Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok

    Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

    Kitlen, Nov 22, 2015 ... 172 173 174 175 176
    Replies:
    3,506
    Views:
    547,663
    DrainRedRain
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:10 PM
  28. Brandobaris

    TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette

    aka Hotdogs in face girl

    Brandobaris, Aug 22, 2016 ... 157 158 159 160 161
    Replies:
    3,211
    Views:
    700,072
    Medicated
    Oct 16, 2018 at 10:36 PM
  29. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

    InLivingTuna, Mar 29, 2018 ... 65 66 67 68 69
    Replies:
    1,379
    Views:
    228,889
    Trilby
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:51 PM
  30. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom / GunGayOnline / TowerOfGay / Granis25, etc

    Clawshrimpy is a *shota rape fetishist* and here's why

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 135 136 137 138 139
    Replies:
    2,773
    Views:
    283,221
    Whitesnake
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:50 PM
  31. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 229 230 231 232 233
    Replies:
    4,648
    Views:
    721,433
    Johnson's Member
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:45 PM
  32. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1256 1257 1258 1259 1260
    Replies:
    25,187
    Views:
    823,768
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:25 PM
  33. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High

    Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 2, 2017 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    527
    Views:
    61,425
    Someone in a Tree
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:24 PM
  34. AprilRains

    Dramacow Ron Collins / Draven Azropht

    Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser

    AprilRains, Sep 9, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    50
    Views:
    4,860
    American Chad
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:20 PM
  35. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned From TVTropes & Every Wiki on the Planet.

    SPARKLETWAT, Oct 11, 2013 ... 43 44 45 46 47
    Replies:
    933
    Views:
    79,340
    SneaselFox
    Oct 16, 2018 at 7:39 PM
  36. bawtism

    Horrorcow Farrah F'n Flawless / Pauly Unstoppable / Paul R Mowery

    fully tattooed tranny beggar

    bawtism, Apr 14, 2016 ... 28 29 30 31 32
    Replies:
    629
    Views:
    151,557
    lamp shade
    Oct 16, 2018 at 7:23 PM
  37. chimpburgers

    Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Jay Wasserberg / Thomasa Wasserberg / Tommi Jayne Wasserberg / WhistleBlower

    Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

    chimpburgers, Mar 31, 2016 ... 660 661 662 663 664
    Replies:
    13,279
    Views:
    711,659
    Sudo Intelectuel
    Oct 16, 2018 at 7:20 PM
  38. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

    PTNR 2.0, Dec 7, 2015 ... 76 77 78 79 80
    Replies:
    1,588
    Views:
    205,005
    Dave Meltzer
    Oct 16, 2018 at 6:22 PM
  39. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    *Asterisk*, Feb 3, 2016 ... 23 24 25 26 27
    Replies:
    531
    Views:
    161,455
    The Demon Pimp of Razgriz
    Oct 16, 2018 at 5:58 PM
  40. Meatman

    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    Meatman, Jan 29, 2016 ... 130 131 132 133 134
    Replies:
    2,665
    Views:
    833,091
    doyoulikebread
    Oct 16, 2018 at 5:06 PM
  41. chimpburgers

    Dramacow Devon Tracey / Autism-is-Unstoppable / Atheist Roo

    Delusional Shitlord and Doxer of Children with a Cult Fanbase called The Flying Monkeys

    chimpburgers, Nov 24, 2015 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    184
    Views:
    48,063
    Mankirk
    Oct 16, 2018 at 2:20 PM
  42. CatParty

    John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla

    "God's only friend"

    CatParty, Feb 23, 2017 ... 97 98 99 100 101
    Replies:
    2,010
    Views:
    219,594
    Goofy Logic
    Oct 16, 2018 at 12:28 PM
  43. Kokorengo

    Careercow Mike Cernovich

    Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis

    Kokorengo, Nov 27, 2016 ... 19 20 21 22 23
    Replies:
    450
    Views:
    67,583
    Mapo Tofu
    Oct 16, 2018 at 11:47 AM
  44. Girlfriend-free Boy

    Dramacow "Daddy" Derek Savage

    Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    Girlfriend-free Boy, Nov 13, 2015 ... 86 87 88 89 90
    Replies:
    1,781
    Views:
    330,202
    deeman
    Oct 16, 2018 at 10:11 AM
  45. sperginity

    Careercow Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

    Troon politician, literal ogre, litigious Fred Armisen doppleganger

    sperginity, Feb 17, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    108
    Views:
    12,948
    knightlautrec
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:52 AM
  46. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 286 287 288 289 290
    Replies:
    5,784
    Views:
    882,014
    mothman96
    Oct 16, 2018 at 9:13 AM
  47. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

    Ass Manager 3000, Aug 19, 2016 ... 111 112 113 114 115
    Replies:
    2,296
    Views:
    297,954
    buttvomit
    Oct 16, 2018 at 8:24 AM
  48. neural

    Lolcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

    Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker

    neural, Sep 29, 2018 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    304
    Views:
    21,931
    James Howlett
    Oct 16, 2018 at 2:44 AM
  49. PennyCrayon

    Lolcow Steven "Hope" Lye / StreetVoiceUK / SmashingGenderChange / Steve DIY / HopePinkBoots

    ANTIFA Crossdressing Fetishist Vegan TERF, CryptoFascist, Terrorism Supporter

    PennyCrayon, Oct 6, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    150
    Views:
    20,618
    Feline Darkmage
    Oct 16, 2018 at 2:29 AM
  50. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik

    Autistic 38-year old obsessed with cartoon kids sitting in back of cars.

    PsychoNerd054, Jun 25, 2018 ... 34 35 36 37 38
    Replies:
    752
    Views:
    127,808
    Chuggernaut
    Oct 16, 2018 at 1:48 AM
  51. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    yawning sneasel, Mar 28, 2016 ... 109 110 111 112 113
    Replies:
    2,250
    Views:
    152,228
    jenffer a jay
    Oct 16, 2018 at 12:39 AM
  52. Princess Tinkle Panties

    Lolcow Gregory Raymond Buell / Greg Buell / Greg Lovestar / Greg Windcar Buell + Much More

    Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives

    Princess Tinkle Panties, Oct 12, 2018 at 12:01 AM ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    97
    Views:
    9,881
    Princess Tinkle Panties
    Oct 15, 2018 at 11:16 PM
Showing threads 1 to 50 of 1,815

Thread Display Options

Loading...
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 37
Toggle Width
Style
Change Style (Kiwi.X2 Dark)

  • About Us

    The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are each distinct thanks to their erratic public behavior. Spectators are encouraged to join discussion. The wealth of opinions and knowledge shared by users is what has enabled this peculiar fringe community to thrive despite the incredible adversity and contention brought by those we discuss.

    We do not place ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

  • Affiliates

  • Supporting the Forum

    BTC: 1LXpv9FUiazGB2LVyS44cTTEQFc8CBgPYi

    BTC+SW: bc1qwv5fzv9u6arksw6ytf79gfvce078vprtc0m55s

    ETH: 0xc1071c60ae27c8cc3c834e11289205f8f9c78ca5

    LTC: LNjmyhxThrTMY4izBdcdWqvW287LmCB6bg

    XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino

Copyright © 2016 Lolcow LLC
This website may contain offensive or adult content.
Discontinue browsing if it is illegal or against your wishes to see such material.
All content belongs to their respective authors and does not represent Lolcow LLC.
We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.