Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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1K
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264K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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11K
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2M
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes
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42K
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13M
Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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15K
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2M
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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3K
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437K
Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
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1K
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549K
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Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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2K
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217K
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45K
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8M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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17K
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3M
Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: Deputy Fox, Fucking Dead
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1K
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263K
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away.
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11K
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2M
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885
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171K
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Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.
4,803
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5K
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1M
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Llama killing, crack dealing, pedophile defending neo-nazi psychopath addict, nearly destroyed the nationalist movement in the UK, defender of Israel
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46
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3K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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1K
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178K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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1K
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206K
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(OPEN PAGE 329 TO DIE INSTANTLY) "Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth!
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7K
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1M
Fat autistic nonbinary pedophile/pedo apologist from Mount Olive, Illinois who is in a relationship with a Spyro boss/pokemon. Goblin fetishist. Twin soul sister of OPL.
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4K
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577K
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokemon
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17K
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2M
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A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!
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58K
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7M
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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487
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112K
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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3K
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674K
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
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10K
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539K
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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2K
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391K
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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6K
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904K
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple.
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130
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193K
Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew
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64
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6K
Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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7K
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502K
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
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889
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106K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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12K
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3M
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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3K
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662K
Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
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59
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14K
Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman and other cartoon characters, Notorious Suicide Baiter and Sockpuppeteer
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227
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51K
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
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504
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67K
An ogre who chronically fakes Dissociative Identity Disorder and literally cannot stop responding to Kiwifarms
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99
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12K
Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
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2K
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647K
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
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326
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77K
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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4K
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755K
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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4K
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252K
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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3K
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528K
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
3,270
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3K
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566K
Creepy Token Gay Conservative™, probably a pedophile
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9
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2K
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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319
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77K
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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536
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67K