Lolcows

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak

Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Mother who made a Tard Baby and parades her on instagram because she refused to follow any medical oversights

"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Steam's resident schizoposter! Come debate with him now!

Douchebag Manlet Starcraft 2 Sperg

Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.

Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin

Chronic Sufferer of Vivziepop Derangement Syndrome, Troll Fucker, Horse Cock Connoisseur, Prolific SJW Artcow, Batshit A-Logger and Cancel Culture SJW. Wants to take down the Farms.

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.

"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase

Creepy gore fetishist, arrested and charged for brutally killing hamsters

creepy furry artist who abused his ex and then stole her character

Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”

Angry diaper-wearing transgender YouTuber, doxer, contributor to the Huffington Post.

The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy

Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

Minecraft porn animator, spineless coward who harasses and swats his critics, fled the country after losing to a $20 million lawsuit

Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction of child porn and child abuse

"Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl

Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.

Androgynous Streamer, SJW, Goth Mommy, OnlyFans Creator, Self-Insert Protaganist, Reincarnated Martian Princess, Obsessed with Danish Royalty

Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony "boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists

Trump obsessed Internet pundit paid thousands of dollars to tweet all day

Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT

Without hyperbole, the weirdest thing any lolcow has ever made.

Oregon schizophrenic who says he killed multiple governors and the Pope, gets attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, has a rotting leg and refuses medical attention

Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

Trans MMA Fighter, Woman Harasser and Euphoric Atheist

Bipolar Waifufag Trap, Burning Bridges at Every Opportunity, Blackmailer

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