Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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2K
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406K
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse
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63K
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11M
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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9K
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1M
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly, now a diabetic
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84K
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11M
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Edgy weaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed dollfucker
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46K
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15M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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33K
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4M
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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32K
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6M
⚔️Kiwifarms vs. Kindness war begins page 11!⚔️Come watch the rare FtM tranch exile who makes 200 tweets a day without a single one that isn't insane!
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338
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22K
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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4K
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467K
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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31K
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5M
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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3K
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847K
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy
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2K
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207K
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
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3K
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499K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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16K
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3M
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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824
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136K
Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”
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410
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46K
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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1K
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281K
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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61K
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8M
Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist
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2K
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351K
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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20K
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3M
Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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2K
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306K
Insane Russian-hating Russian, violent animal abuser, Zoe Quinn whightknight, plans to murder children
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172
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29K
What happens when weed makes you crazy, with a side order of lazy kook (eventual ex) husband
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2K
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172K
It's ma'am the sequel, incel-to-troon pipeline exhibit A, threatens TERFs and blames them for him being sexually assaulted
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2K
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149K
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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5K
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935K
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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7K
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852K
Trump obsessed Internet pundit paid thousands of dollars to tweet all day
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833
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61K
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
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2K
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416K
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
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1K
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236K
Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush
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2K
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235K
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
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10K
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2M
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Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!
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198
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44K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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2K
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746K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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3K
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443K
Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony "boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
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6K
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1M
Fat, Petty and Vindictive 40+ Year Old Gaming YouTuber. More Like Homewrecker | Bridge Burner.
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356
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248K
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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948
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178K
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.
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22K
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1M
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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399
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90K
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