Lolcows

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

"Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers fund today!

One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL.

Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"

"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news

Loliconnoisseur, always winning.

Former speedrunner tumbling down

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

How an autistic 40-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement

Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"

Artist who’s obsessed with Fanboy & Chum Chum, regularly draws and writes fanfiction of child porn and child abuse

Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and hates children

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Tranny Any% All Oppression Points

Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.

Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake

Child being abused/sexualized by parents for financial gain, and fame.

"Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake

The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

One of SJW Art and Extreme's favorite cows, confirmed cis

Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman and other cartoon characters, Notorious Suicide Baiter and Sockpuppeteer

"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff

Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.