Lolcows

A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.

Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking

Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates

sent from my iPhone

unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon

The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)

Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

"Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth!

A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest

The Original Crazy Tranny

Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked

One Gaming Lolcow Thread

'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Public Child Porn advocate, Arrested for possessing child porn

Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Banned KF Poster

Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple.

Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.

Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

Edgy Weeaboo Hapa MRA, Comic Artist, Cuck

Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library

Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL.

The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Failed congressional candidate whose existence revolves around hating white people

Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase

Cuck, Edgelord, Wikisperg

Terrifying Toddler Fetishist

Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

aka Hotdogs in face girl

Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory