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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
    Sticky

    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Replies:
    698
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    106,597
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
    Replies:
    77
    Views:
    24,523
  3. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

    Replies:
    12,252
    Views:
    1,844,244
  4. Meatman
    Replies:
    3,141
    Views:
    1,049,937
  5. Alan Pardew
    Replies:
    48,457
    Views:
    5,832,089
  6. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Replies:
    3,008
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    503,674
  7. Old Wizard

    Careercow Liam Madigan / Lily Tess Madigan

    Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer

    Replies:
    616
    Views:
    99,587
  8. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    Replies:
    37,514
    Views:
    3,492,855
  9. Nano
    Replies:
    4,424
    Views:
    1,078,110
  10. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

    Replies:
    2,580
    Views:
    360,539
  11. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    Replies:
    33,076
    Views:
    8,061,678
  12. trannyfucker

    Horrorcow Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs

    Replies:
    2,973
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    752,125
  13. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape.

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    10,092
    Views:
    1,039,945
  14. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children(OP updated 2/2019)

    Replies:
    10,202
    Views:
    1,736,858
  15. XYZpdq
    Replies:
    4,180
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    457,739
  16. Cryin RN
    Replies:
    27,171
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    4,397,554
  17. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

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    1,021
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    183,242
  18. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

    Replies:
    1,601
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    292,672
  19. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

    Replies:
    8,242
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    1,716,865
  20. damian
    Replies:
    702
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    84,947
  21. Alan Pardew
    Replies:
    4,438
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    930,579
  22. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    Replies:
    2,401
    Views:
    188,417
  23. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

    Replies:
    5,223
    Views:
    862,425
  24. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Blair Brown / Blair Imani / Litebrite / Equality for HER

    Queer Black Muslim, Wants Tax-Funded Islamic Safe Spaces, Hates KiwiFarms, BTFO by Tucker Carlson

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    29
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    3,134
  25. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

    Replies:
    42
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    6,851
  26. BlueArmedDevil

    Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV

    SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, ex-American living in Japan

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    127
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    13,838
  27. ATaxingWoman

    Dramacow Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / CZation / Ashe826

    "Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female".

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    7,255
  28. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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    1,613
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    223,735
  29. Glassbrain

    Lolcow Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth/Fedorov

    Bipolar Waifufag Trap, Burning Bridges at Every Opportunity, Blackmailer

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    266
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    72,497
  30. redcent

    Manosphere Grotesque / Grotesquesubhuman / Unattractive Failure

    Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.

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    1,647
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    156,430
  31. Dutchbash
    Replies:
    139
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    23,287
  32. Lucrid

    Manosphere Geo Godley / George Godley

    Creeper who creeps on women around London

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    24
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    5,874
  33. Trip from Facade
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    9,749
  34. Harvey Kent
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    60
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    8,582
  35. Broseph Stalin
    Replies:
    67
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    22,260
  36. Dark Mirror Hole

    Inactive Terry A. Davis / Terrence Andrew Davis

    Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)

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    438,720
  37. *Asterisk*

    Dramacow Arthur Racian Chu / arthur_affect, (Harbor Crest Apartments 24455 Lake Shore Blvd Euclid OH 44123)

    Domestic abuser. Twitter'd himself to divorce. Chairman Mao's special-needs grandbastard.

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    695
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    113,668
  38. Gengar

    Dramacow Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018

    Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.

    Replies:
    207
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    29,293
  39. ULTIMATEPRIMETIME

    Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek

    aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

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    24,716
  40. awoo
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    85
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    9,876
  41. entropyseekswork

    Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman

    unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

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    1,593
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    322,617
  42. sperginity

    Careercow Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

    failed troon politician, literal ogre, white knights JY, fred arminsen's twin, litigious

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    300
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    47,859
  43. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

    Replies:
    791
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    219,111
  44. Long Sun

    Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli

    pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher

    Replies:
    1,073
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    108,339
  45. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    Replies:
    6,305
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    1,060,061
  46. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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    26,374
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    1,045,287
  47. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Glinner / Graham Linehan

    Hypocrite Misogynist TERF ANTIFA Comedian w/ One Ball & Hateboner for Trump/Brexit; #ThanksGraham

    Replies:
    795
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    107,274
  48. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

    Replies:
    2,744
    Views:
    317,107
  49. shutupman

    Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen

    metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

    Replies:
    4,612
    Views:
    365,548
  50. Rivalo
    Replies:
    10
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    515
  51. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Replies:
    4,259
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    600,484
  52. NobleGreyHorse

    Dramacow Romeo Rose / Larramie "Larry" Houston Busby

    Jim Paris; Eddie Adams; Michael Valentino; Dylan Harris; and too many other pseudonyms to list

    Replies:
    940
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    80,837

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