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Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  3. Shots Fired

    Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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  1. Null
    Sticky

    Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

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    79,151
  2. Flowers For Sonichu
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    20,401
  3. Cryin RN
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    23,343
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    3,583,465
  4. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Conrad Aaron Collins / Digibrony / Digibro / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast

    Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

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    569
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    122,152
  5. Old Wizard

    Careercow Liam Madigan / Lily Tess Madigan

    Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer

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    413
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    56,133
  6. hood LOLCOW
    Replies:
    900
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    134,791
  7. vertexwindi

    Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love

    Replies:
    30,980
    Views:
    7,095,282
  8. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Replies:
    2,800
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    425,221
  9. Alan Pardew
    Replies:
    44,254
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    4,935,106
  10. RequiredName

    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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    9,223
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    554,753
  11. Feline Darkmage

    Lolcow Anthony L. Figueroa / Tony Figg / The Bronx Blogger / BronxJusticeWarrior

    Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior

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    25
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    3,688
  12. Nano
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    736,344
  13. BriarHeart
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    2,561
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    251,639
  14. Graffiti canvas

    Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

    Abuses and drugs their kids / Poster family for exploiting mentally ill children (updated 7/2018)

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    3,609
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    634,178
  15. CatParty

    Terrorist Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin

    Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"

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    2,775
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    262,283
  16. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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    2,859,450
  17. Alan Pardew
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    4,162
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    817,970
  18. Mariposa Electrique

    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Perrenial and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL

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    52,586
  19. Pikimon

    Lolcow Nikocado Avocado

    Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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    120,178
  20. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

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    406,861
  21. TakeDownMan
    Replies:
    3,832
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    624,916
  22. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Going Scorched Earth

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    7,347
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    1,467,563
  23. Guest

    Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald

    A-Logger, Epileptic Sped, Litigious Failed Journalist. Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Suspected Pedo, Sexist

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    2,413
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    262,850
  24. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Had pre pre-cancer from HPV, acted like it was "cancer" to grift money for a 9-day Disney World trip

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    8,144
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    784,916
  25. anusaurus

    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

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    11,084
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    1,551,894
  26. Feline Darkmage
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  27. Kitlen
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  28. Brandobaris
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    3,211
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    700,072
  29. InLivingTuna

    Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum

    scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

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  30. XYZpdq
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  31. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP.

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    4,648
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    721,433
  32. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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    823,768
  33. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High

    Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

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    527
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    61,425
  34. AprilRains

    Dramacow Ron Collins / Draven Azropht

    Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser

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    4,860
  35. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned From TVTropes & Every Wiki on the Planet.

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    79,340
  36. bawtism
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    151,557
  37. chimpburgers

    Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Jay Wasserberg / Thomasa Wasserberg / Tommi Jayne Wasserberg / WhistleBlower

    Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

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    13,279
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    711,659
  38. PTNR 2.0

    Skitzocow Dan Cilley

    autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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    205,005
  39. *Asterisk*

    TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku

    Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

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    161,455
  40. Meatman
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    2,665
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    833,091
  41. chimpburgers

    Dramacow Devon Tracey / Autism-is-Unstoppable / Atheist Roo

    Delusional Shitlord and Doxer of Children with a Cult Fanbase called The Flying Monkeys

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    184
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    48,063
  42. CatParty
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    219,594
  43. Kokorengo

    Careercow Mike Cernovich

    Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis

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    67,583
  44. Girlfriend-free Boy

    Dramacow "Daddy" Derek Savage

    Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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    1,781
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    330,202
  45. sperginity

    Careercow Morgane Oger / Ronan Oger

    Troon politician, literal ogre, litigious Fred Armisen doppleganger

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    12,948
  46. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    Replies:
    5,784
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    882,014
  47. Ass Manager 3000

    Dramacow Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / @nero

    Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics

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    2,296
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    297,954
  48. neural

    Lolcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

    Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker

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    304
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    21,931
  49. PennyCrayon

    Lolcow Steven "Hope" Lye / StreetVoiceUK / SmashingGenderChange / Steve DIY / HopePinkBoots

    ANTIFA Crossdressing Fetishist Vegan TERF, CryptoFascist, Terrorism Supporter

    Replies:
    150
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    20,618
  50. PsychoNerd054

    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik

    Autistic 38-year old obsessed with cartoon kids sitting in back of cars.

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    752
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    127,808
  51. yawning sneasel

    Artcow Jenffer A. Jay

    Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation

    Replies:
    2,250
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    152,228
  52. Princess Tinkle Panties

    Lolcow Gregory Raymond Buell / Greg Buell / Greg Lovestar / Greg Windcar Buell + Much More

    Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives

    Replies:
    97
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    9,881

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