Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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1K
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289K
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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20K
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3M
Washed-up Video game / movie critic. Patreon scammer. Pussy-whipped SJW. A more insufferable DSP. Twitter addict. Has pissed everything away. Had a panic attack because of a mariachi band.
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12K
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2M
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking
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49K
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9M
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.
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13K
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679K
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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5K
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548K
Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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18K
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3M
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A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!
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63K
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8M
Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
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412
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59K
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unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
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2K
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449K
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Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon
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44K
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14M
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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18K
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2M
Vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)
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8K
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1M
Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest
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243
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68K
Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
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2K
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624K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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1K
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245K
Public Child Porn advocate, Arrested for possessing child porn
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579
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122K
Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding
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567
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107K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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13K
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2M
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple.
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173
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290K
Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult
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210
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21K
Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
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562
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119K
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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2K
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455K
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Edgy Weeaboo Hapa MRA, Comic Artist, Cuck
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242
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160K
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Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. Savior of the comic book industry!
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24
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2K
Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew
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131
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15K
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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3K
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461K
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
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2K
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343K
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL.
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6K
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934K
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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13K
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3M
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Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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4K
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279K
Failed congressional candidate whose existence revolves around hating white people
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225
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26K
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
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1K
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185K
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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3K
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584K
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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27K
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2M