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Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General

    Discussion of topics that are not particular to a single person or encompass a general idea.

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  2. Proving Grounds

    All new Lolcow threads should be posted here where they can be improved before being moved to the main discussion forums.
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  1. Flowers For Sonichu
    Sticky

    Updating Old, Terrible Firsts Posts

    Flowers For Sonichu, Apr 12, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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    13,912
    Feline Darkmage
    Mar 12, 2018
  2. Null
    Sticky Redirect

    Before Making a Thread: Thread Requests & Resources

    If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

    Null, Apr 9, 2017 ... 17 18 19 20 21
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  3. emspex
    Featured

    Lolcow Todd Daugherty / N9OGL / Fox Smith

    Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori

    emspex, Apr 13, 2018 at 11:05 AM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    69
    Views:
    4,765
    YourUnclesDad
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:47 AM
  4. Lensherr

    TGWTG Dan Olson (Folding Ideas)

    Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual

    Lensherr, Aug 2, 2016 ... 27 28 29 30 31
    Replies:
    610
    Views:
    76,547
    KillThemCrackasBabies
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:46 AM
  5. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

    STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

    Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016 ... 1834 1835 1836 1837 1838
    Replies:
    36,756
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    3,671,774
    Laoshi
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:42 AM
  6. David_cadbury

    Careercow Baked Alaska aka Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet

    White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; having a nuclear meltdown over Warski

    David_cadbury, Feb 13, 2017 ... 22 23 24 25 26
    Replies:
    511
    Views:
    65,223
    BobManly
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:41 AM
  7. neural

    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Obese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

    neural, Nov 11, 2014 ... 1223 1224 1225 1226 1227
    Replies:
    24,525
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    1,945,005
    The Shadow
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:38 AM
  8. Alan Pardew

    Careercow Jim Sterling + TotalBiscuit

    Two Gaming Lolcows for the Price of One Thread

    Alan Pardew, Nov 21, 2016 ... 91 92 93 94 95
    Replies:
    1,886
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    318,587
    vhstape
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:38 AM
  9. chimpburgers

    Lolcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Jay Wasserberg / Thomasa Wasserberg / Tommi Jayne Wasserberg / WhistleBlower

    Elderly, Child/Dog-Abusing, Garbage-Eating Drainbow, Pedo, Fake Tranny; Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

    chimpburgers, Mar 31, 2016 ... 626 627 628 629 630
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    12,580
    Views:
    509,594
    Hexenbiest1995
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:36 AM
  10. *Asterisk*

    Manosphere Razorfist / Darrage O'Hollick / DANIEL HARRIS

    Trumptard. Hipster Metalfag. Cherry popped by the King of Pop.

    *Asterisk*, Jun 7, 2016 ... 10 11 12 13 14
    Replies:
    266
    Views:
    57,099
    Baldur's Gait
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:34 AM
  11. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, "The Other Guy" / Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, et al

    The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Going Scorched Earth

    Feline Darkmage, Mar 15, 2018 ... 232 233 234 235 236
    Replies:
    4,704
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    797,330
    Blonde Bomb
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:33 AM
  12. Cryin RN

    Cultcow Russell Greer / @mr.brightside623799 / @lboy1926

    Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest

    Cryin RN, May 1, 2017 ... 834 835 836 837 838
    Replies:
    16,745
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    2,367,735
    Hexenbiest1995
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:29 AM
  13. vertexwindi

    Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

    Developer of Yandere Simulator & With the face only a mother could love

    vertexwindi, Apr 10, 2016 ... 1118 1119 1120 1121 1122
    Replies:
    22,428
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    4,722,525
    FinishedOsana
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:26 AM
  14. CatParty

    Dramacow Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / FedoraManManMan / @CuckenJohnson / ToastyRoasty

    Severely mentally ill

    CatParty, Jan 31, 2015 ... 126 127 128 129 130
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    2,593
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    228,589
    Star Galactics
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:12 AM
  15. Fangsofjeff

    Horrorcow Michael Isaacson / Vulgareconomics / rknjl / Riskybird

    ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house

    Fangsofjeff, Sep 18, 2017 ... 85 86 87 88 89
    Replies:
    1,773
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    134,941
    lol you sukc
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:10 AM
  16. Nano

    Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright

    Former speedrunner tumbling down

    Nano, Sep 16, 2016 ... 87 88 89 90 91
    Replies:
    1,814
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    394,723
    Star Galactics
    Apr 19, 2018 at 7:07 AM
  17. Gene Parmesan

    Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

    Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    Gene Parmesan, Dec 30, 2014 ... 1142 1143 1144 1145 1146
    Replies:
    22,906
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    602,754
    Anonymus Fluhre
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:42 AM
  18. SPARKLETWAT

    Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nathaniel43284

    SPARKLETWAT, Oct 11, 2013 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    491
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    32,819
    GethN7
    Apr 19, 2018 at 6:26 AM
  19. Feline Darkmage

    Careercow Paul Joseph (PJ) Watson / @PrisonPlanet / Prison Planet Live / Propaganda Matrix

    Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force

    Feline Darkmage, May 15, 2016 ... 8 9 10 11 12
    Replies:
    232
    Views:
    31,361
    Pikimon
    Apr 19, 2018 at 4:07 AM
  20. SpacePanther

    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

    SpacePanther, Feb 3, 2016 ... 207 208 209 210 211
    Replies:
    4,214
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    561,981
    RickSanchez
    Apr 19, 2018 at 3:59 AM
  21. redcent

    Manosphere Grotesque / Grotesquesubhuman / Unattractive Failure

    Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.

    redcent, Dec 22, 2017 ... 54 55 56 57 58
    Replies:
    1,157
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    77,784
    obliviousbeard
    Apr 19, 2018 at 3:57 AM
  22. wonder white

    Lolcow Chris Schewe / Shoenice

    Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.

    wonder white, Jul 14, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    51
    Views:
    7,804
    shawnphase
    Apr 19, 2018 at 3:56 AM
  23. Literally Hitler

    Artcow nattycomic / stephen a. winchell / @sawinchell

    sjw webcomic about beating up people who hold doors for women. VROOM VROOM!

    Literally Hitler, Aug 7, 2017 ... 40 41 42 43 44
    Replies:
    867
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    121,050
    Emperor Julian
    Apr 19, 2018 at 3:44 AM
  24. Grand Lunar

    Dramacow Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Warski Live / The Warski Show

    Grand Lunar, Mar 30, 2018 ... 6 7 8 9 10
    Replies:
    189
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    20,202
    AltisticRight
    Apr 19, 2018 at 2:46 AM
  25. Hellfire

    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Parasitic narcissistic BPD autist, fake-Jew and tranny, self-described 'genius', phony

    Hellfire, Nov 3, 2016 ... 252 253 254 255 256
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    5,104
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    429,418
    Blue Jerkop
    Apr 19, 2018 at 1:56 AM
  26. Neil Venegas

    Horrorcow Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon

    Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

    Neil Venegas, Aug 27, 2017 ... 122 123 124 125 126
    Replies:
    2,504
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    320,999
    psychotic gamer
    Apr 19, 2018 at 1:41 AM
  27. Plissken

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Plissken, Apr 21, 2013 ... 173 174 175 176 177
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    3,533
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    488,362
    RJ MacReady
    Apr 19, 2018 at 1:15 AM
  28. Artard

    حلال Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath / Heretics on Holiday

    Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist

    Artard, Feb 14, 2015 ... 52 53 54 55 56
    Replies:
    1,107
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    248,422
    Marvin
    Apr 19, 2018 at 12:41 AM
  29. Holdek

    Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan M. Sweet

    Holdek, Apr 28, 2013 ... 432 433 434 435 436
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    8,707
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    563,969
    TheIceCreamMan
    Apr 19, 2018 at 12:33 AM
  30. Wi-fi Calcium

    Skitzocow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch

    [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

    Wi-fi Calcium, Feb 17, 2016 ... 87 88 89 90 91
    Replies:
    1,817
    Views:
    255,308
    The Manglement
    Apr 19, 2018 at 12:28 AM
  31. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow Ivy Hollivana / Amelia Augusta / m00nbeans & mstradock / Radock / Andrtunes / Andrew Lloyd

    Edgy Musician, Salty SJW Whale Accused of Rape & Angry Transtrender Boyfriend; Involved in a Suicide

    Feline Darkmage, May 21, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    142
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    15,177
    glass_houses
    Apr 19, 2018 at 12:27 AM
  32. Randall Fragg

    Dramacow StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick

    Alt-Right Occultist Neckbeard

    Randall Fragg, Mar 29, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    140
    Views:
    36,588
    That fucking snake robot
    Apr 18, 2018 at 11:41 PM
  33. bawtism

    Horrorcow Farrah F'n Flawless / Pauly Unstoppable / Paul R Mowery

    fully tattooed tranny beggar

    bawtism, Apr 14, 2016 ... 12 13 14 15 16
    Replies:
    301
    Views:
    77,005
    Demri
    Apr 18, 2018 at 11:17 PM
  34. Ginger Piglet

    Dramacow Kevin Allred

    Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

    Ginger Piglet, Nov 18, 2016 ... 88 89 90 91 92
    Replies:
    1,835
    Views:
    155,862
    Senior Lexmechanic
    Apr 18, 2018 at 11:15 PM
  35. Turd Burglar

    Lolcow Cory Cook / Cory.Rust88 / Cory.Cook.9887 and his wife Harley / hcjones99 / hellyeahharuhi

    Fat liberal opinionated welfare goth musician with a clingy weird weeaboo wife

    Turd Burglar, Nov 30, 2017 ... 2
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    1,298
    Turd Burglar
    Apr 18, 2018 at 11:09 PM
  36. Brandobaris

    TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette

    aka Hotdogs in face girl

    Brandobaris, Aug 22, 2016 ... 107 108 109 110 111
    Replies:
    2,207
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    440,679
    Medicated
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:43 PM
  37. Null

    حلال Connor Bible

    Null, Jan 12, 2015 ... 624 625 626 627 628
    Replies:
    12,552
    Views:
    845,273
    Papa Nier
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:26 PM
  38. Feline Darkmage

    Dramacow JFG / Jean-Francois Gariepy / jfgariepyneuro / The French Pervert

    Disingenuous CRP Lackey, Racist Streamer, Failed Academic, Accused Rapist & Kristi Winter's New BFF

    Feline Darkmage, Jan 25, 2018 ... 21 22 23 24 25
    Replies:
    483
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    63,048
    neural
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:16 PM
  39. XYZpdq

    Lolcow Christopher McGee / Clawshrimpy / "Rose" / HungAndBuxom

    4chan Mech Sperg, hates Gurren Lagaan, Harasses & Stalks Hbomberguy, Shota Loving Pedofork

    XYZpdq, Dec 1, 2014 ... 24 25 26 27 28
    Replies:
    544
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    57,248
    BipolarPon
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:14 PM
  40. Feline Darkmage

    TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High

    Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Cuck

    Feline Darkmage, Dec 2, 2017 ... 18 19 20 21 22
    Replies:
    434
    Views:
    39,494
    uncleShitHeel
    Apr 18, 2018 at 10:06 PM
  41. Gensdupays

    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

    Gensdupays, Oct 16, 2015 ... 97 98 99 100 101
    Replies:
    2,004
    Views:
    226,541
    Bassomatic
    Apr 18, 2018 at 9:45 PM
  42. Shokew

    Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good

    Youtube sperg

    Shokew, Dec 21, 2014 ... 32 33 34 35 36
    Replies:
    707
    Views:
    80,828
    The Decimator
    Apr 18, 2018 at 9:03 PM
  43. Null

    حلال Neil Venegas / "Mix Master Ketchup" / @SpergMagnet / @TriggerNigger

    Null, Sep 22, 2017 ... 26 27 28 29 30
    Replies:
    580
    Views:
    58,515
    neural
    Apr 18, 2018 at 9:00 PM
  44. hood LOLCOW

    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / JTM / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / uglybagofmostlyh2o / Ouchdaddy

    child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

    hood LOLCOW, Feb 1, 2016 ... 291 292 293 294 295
    Replies:
    5,887
    Views:
    432,580
    DrJonesHat
    Apr 18, 2018 at 8:01 PM
  45. CatParty

    Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla

    "God's only friend"

    CatParty, Feb 23, 2017 ... 82 83 84 85 86
    Replies:
    1,719
    Views:
    166,552
    vampire arachnid
    Apr 18, 2018 at 7:52 PM
  46. BrunoMattei

    Careercow Low Tier God / Lowti3rgod / sparrow25

    BrunoMattei, Apr 22, 2015 ... 66 67 68 69 70
    Replies:
    1,383
    Views:
    175,708
    Snake of Diamond
    Apr 18, 2018 at 7:26 PM
  47. VLAD

    Skitzocow Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH

    Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox

    VLAD, Jul 17, 2015 ... 46 47 48 49 50
    Replies:
    995
    Views:
    98,218
    CIA Nigger
    Apr 18, 2018 at 7:05 PM
  48. chimpburgers

    Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner II

    Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)

    chimpburgers, Jul 16, 2015 ... 81 82 83 84 85
    Replies:
    1,690
    Views:
    131,073
    REGENDarySumanai
    Apr 18, 2018 at 7:03 PM
  49. TakeDownMan

    Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz

    The Alphabet of Cuckoldry

    TakeDownMan, Sep 26, 2016 ... 105 106 107 108 109
    Replies:
    2,176
    Views:
    327,914
    Henk Hill
    Apr 18, 2018 at 6:56 PM
  50. Save the Loli

    Dramacow Dustin Cavanaugh / Xsquader

    Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon

    Save the Loli, Jan 10, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
    251
    Views:
    11,935
    MetalParakeet
    Apr 18, 2018 at 6:47 PM
  51. big baby jesus

    Careercow The Irate Gamer / Chris Bores / Chris Neo Show

    AVGN Copycat

    big baby jesus, Mar 7, 2013 ... 14 15 16 17 18
    Replies:
    353
    Views:
    38,249
    FallGout
    Apr 18, 2018 at 5:38 PM
  52. Segue

    Lolcow The Cunning Condor

    Segue, Dec 31, 2014 ... 45 46 47 48 49
    Replies:
    977
    Views:
    43,116
    Curt Sibling
    Apr 18, 2018 at 5:24 PM
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