Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
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Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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7K
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550K
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese
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5K
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502K
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
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5K
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1M
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
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3K
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659K
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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91K
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11M
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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7K
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796K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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2K
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789K
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Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”
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9K
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2M
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
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3K
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615K
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
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19K
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4M
It's ma'am the sequel, incel-to-troon pipeline exhibit A, threatens TERFs and blames them for him being sexually assaulted
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2K
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199K
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
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2K
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226K
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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7K
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2M
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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4K
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627K
From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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1K
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182K
Semi-Popular Animation "Reviewer" who compared The Emoji Movie to the election of Donald Trump
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144
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19K
Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography
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712
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246K
HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)
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10K
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2M
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse
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68K
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12M
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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37K
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7M
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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37K
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5M
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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1K
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299K
Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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8K
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669K
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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62K
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8M
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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831
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185K
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now DaddyOZero, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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2K
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780K
One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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8K
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946K
Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew
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390
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66K
16,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Enthusiast in Discordianism, Infamous in the Fallout and D&D communities, Ran Technosexual he did his wife on, Doxed by pizza.
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109
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13K
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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37K
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6M
Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.
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95
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23K
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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4K
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974K
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
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10K
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2M
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Tranny Comic Artist with Large Breast Fixation
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1K
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282K
Delusional woman who believes she is married to a Fire Emblem character and believes he is real, obsessed with racism and feeling oppressed, thinks the term "fictional character" is a slur
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104
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11K
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
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867
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334K
Fat, Petty and Vindictive 40+ Year Old Gaming YouTuber. More Like Homewrecker | Bridge Burner.
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442
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286K
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The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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21K
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3M
Pedo Edgelord, Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon
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7K
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3M
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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521
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111K
Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony (ex?) "boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
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6K
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2M
Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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19K
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4M