Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
🚨JOB LOST SAGA PAGE 11🚨Florida man high on hallucinogens adopts "female prostitute" persona and teaches children at local high school, report claims.
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217
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A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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416
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134K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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2K
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406K
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly
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80K
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10M
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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26K
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4M
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3K
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949K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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2K
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400K
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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689
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128K
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
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142
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16K
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45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents
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2K
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205K
Trump obsessed Internet pundit paid thousands of dollars to tweet all day
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570
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33K
Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic
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2K
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434K
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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4K
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718K
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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3M
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933
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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805K
29 year old Schizophrenic "marketing expert" using daddy's money to find fame via a Garfield themed restaurant
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156
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15K
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple turning to thottery
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518
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674K
Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.
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250
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55K
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
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71
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16K
420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate
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115
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14K
Leftist grifter who reported his boomer father to the Feds
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78
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5K
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213
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56K
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who Likes His Asshole Fingered
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364
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88K
Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin
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269
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35K
Serial tax evader now grifting QAnon devotees, self-proclaimed queen of Canada
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16
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3K
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
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2K
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505K
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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369
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83K
Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
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202
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24K
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Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
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3K
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514K
The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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8K
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2M
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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1K
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264K
Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"
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224
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26K
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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616
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152K
Delusional former MMA fighter and potential creator of Cold Fusion (TM)
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27
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14K
Cuckservative "reporter", disrupted a play, #TireGate, ran for Congress and lost
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892
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170K
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struggling christian clown with a temper
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335
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54K
Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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707
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204K
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