Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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7K
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2M
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly, now a diabetic
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86K
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11M
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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32K
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5M
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
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387
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47K
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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61K
Views
8M
Deadbeat founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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16K
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3M
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45th President of the USA, Epstein bro, serial liar, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents
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3K
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275K
Trump obsessed Internet pundit paid thousands of dollars to tweet all day
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882
Views
66K
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
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2K
Views
483K
Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
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147
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4K
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who Likes His Asshole Fingered
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441
Views
105K
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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3K
Views
457K
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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975
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186K
420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate
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201
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30K
A-logging commentator and writer with a massive hate-boner for Trump.
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197
Views
29K
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
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775
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105K
Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."
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92
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29K
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Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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4K
Views
761K
29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame via a Garfield themed restaurant. Also a Volcel who fingers himself for hours and makes out with plushies. Now building a farm “theme park” with no rides
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273
Views
32K
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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400
Views
91K
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
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749
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171K
Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
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1K
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265K
Cult Leader, Streamer, "PURPOSE", Philosopher, Jim Jones 2.0
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51
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16K
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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3K
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859K
8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado
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449
Views
61K
Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"
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343
Views
41K
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple turning to thottery
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557
Views
814K
wannabe rapper, amateur youtube "lolcow reviewer" he will #trigger you!!!
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94
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31K
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Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer
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755
Views
121K
Fraudulent child prodigy turned Barbie doll transtrender
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50
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13K
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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508
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154K
Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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749
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216K
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
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2K
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446K
Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin
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318
Views
49K
crazy druggie turned leading warrior against international slavery, Russophobic Conspiratard
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125
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24K
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145
Views
20K
Slacktivist, Author, Torturer of Words, Living Youtube Meme
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1K
Views
322K
Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic
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319
Views
68K
The Alphabet of Cuckoldry (alternatively: The Biggest Cuck in the Universe)
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8K
Views
2M
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