Lolcows

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

Shots Fired

Sam Hyde Sightings & IRL Fragging First Responders.
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Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
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507
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"Defendant Apt appeared to be in a stupor and was calling himself Jesus Christ."
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108
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Black Supremacist Comic Book Writer, "FILED TO: RACE"
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338
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48K
Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck
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393
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child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302
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592K
IRL Friend of Brianna Wu. Professional Voice Actress. Giant Politisperg. Psychopath.
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111
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Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman
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Delusional, wholesome white rapper who's deeply in debt.
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138
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23K
Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
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Developer of Yandere Simulator with a face only a mother could love
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Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
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768
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A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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259
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43K
Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
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704
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118K
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed
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64K
Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac
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292
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Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg
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105
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19K
Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic
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13K
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2M
The racist anti-racist
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160
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ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
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Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic
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275K
Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
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Parents of 8 year old drag queen "Lactatia". Sexualizing minors for fun, profit, and asspats
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now DaddyOZero, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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How an autistic 38-year old attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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autistic self-help guru/diet expert
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Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
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1K
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324K
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake
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2K
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410K
Gamer/Pizzagate Attention Whore, Stalked Dodger, Games Journo for The Escapist
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Douchebag Manlet Starcraft 2 Sperg
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Mario shipping & SSB sperg, draws like a child, wants his nipples removed, suicidal over GameTheory.
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436
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metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
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Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate
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952
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163K
Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon
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270
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Pedophile, hardcore shipper, and webmaster of Bulbagarden
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146
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30K
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
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411K
pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher
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1K
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117K
Racist pedo tranny; vexatious litigant from British Columbia; protected by big tech; #waxmyballs
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3K
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840K
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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