• ”Im sure you would be comfortable with Sodomy if you gave it a try”

Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful and Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

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  2. SoapQueen1
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  3. chimpburgers

    DarkSydePhil A-Logs General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

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    DarksydePhil Fan General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

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  7. Monday Michiru

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    He constantly innovates, but let's try to collect some.

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  10. thebonesauce

    Janitor Duties

    Who gets to mop the sludge that DSP produces?

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  11. thebonesauce
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  14. fatniggo

    Designated Whiner Shitting Street

    General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

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  15. Null
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  16. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting 8 year old

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  20. BallBuster

    DSP & where he lives/lived

    CT KHANDO VS RENTON MANSION

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  23. SoapQueen1

    Daily Tip Tracking

    RIP EddyB43's Computer: ???? - 2018

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  24. neger psykolog

    Dr. Phil

    Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

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  25. SoapQueen1
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  26. neger psykolog
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  28. SoapQueen1

    Movie Time With DSP

    How late did he stay up tonight?

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  29. Asperchewy

    Everyday Detractor Videos

    A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.

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  30. Il_Duke
    Locked

    2018-08-13 Sponsored Stream: ELO Hell

    I'll message twitch right now and see what we can do

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  31. Monday Michiru
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  33. SoapQueen1
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  34. PieceofShet
    Locked

    2018-07-26 DSP Argues with People on Twitter for Hours Until 2:30 AM

    Is it the sponsored stream, the car, or just plain gin?

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  36. SoapQueen1
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  37. Feline Darkmage

    Ra'Shon Sanders aka Crossing Eden / Eden's Cross / AlchemistFromEden / UmbranAlchemist

    Fervent Defender of DSP and Virtual Women, 2nd Worst Poster on NeoGAF/ResetEra

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  38. Freshtodeath

    2018-07-25 DSP's Internet Troubles

    Will it amount to anything interesting?

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  39. Lurkette

    Need Help Chronicling "Highlights" of Phil's 10 Year Legacy

    Semi-serious thread, please refrain from shitposting

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  40. neger psykolog

    Twitch company changes & DSP

    Discussion of changes within Twitch and how they effect DSP

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  41. SoapQueen1

    Austmink / Austin James Mink

    $500 bitcheer got him the attention he wanted

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  42. Ol' Slag
    Locked

    Could Phil get dropped from Curse?

    New problems on the horizon for MCN's.

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  45. SoapQueen1

    Nich2440 Salt

    Why the hell does he hang out there?

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