Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.
Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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461
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In a world of Gout, one man stood out.
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Patchy goatee talk included
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Professional Visual Basics hacker with a decade's history in catfishing
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855
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Putting the "Fat" in "Fatality"
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434
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Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)
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DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.
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2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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343
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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Preceded by "Mini-Chill Streams", thank goodness
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It's free now dood! Game includes new Battle Royale and new Hat!
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Internet villain gets god mode
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Oft called the After Dark Party where folks continue to chat after the stream ends
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DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)
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"To put a dent in my not tax situation"
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Seriously, bougie bastard is spoiled rotten, when you look at it.
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Shut-in answers more questions from other shut-ins
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Days Gone taught him nothing as skipped A Plague Tale garners rave reviews after release
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Spoiler: It's not saying "I'm not paying" like he thinks it is.
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How many drives does Dark need?
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Other slanderous items Phil needs to address
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37
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"I have not ever really dwelled on anything more than a day"
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141
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Electric Boo-Hoo-Galoo
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65
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Polite enemies and Motorcycle Maintenance
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160
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol
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