• ”listen, null. trolling and calling someone a wrong pronoun are different things.”
  1. The site will be going down for maintenance on February 24th for the XenForo 2 upgrade. Read more. (Update Feb-13)

Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful and Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over DSP. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. DSP is gross. Discussing his gout in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Livestreaming Sonic 2006" is better than "new update".

no one can help you

Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. SoapQueen1

    February 2019 - Metro Exodus

    Because frankly I don't want to be spoiled

    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    87
  2. Haunter

    [Feb-2019] Apex Legends

    Another "Battle Royal"

    Replies:
    203
    Views:
    15,798
  3. Haunter

    [Feb-2019] Subnautica

    Third time's the charm

    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    2,826
  4. Haunter
    Replies:
    143
    Views:
    10,684
  5. CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX
    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    2,419
  6. Asperchewy

    Everyday Detractor Videos

    A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.

    Replies:
    108
    Views:
    123,351
  7. PieceofShet

    Tips Goals

    Peepul have been asking for them dood

    Replies:
    168
    Views:
    10,663
  8. chimpburgers

    Invisible Crane / Grant McClellan

    Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover

    Replies:
    286
    Views:
    157,352
  9. SoapQueen1
    Replies:
    695
    Views:
    127,491
  10. Feline Darkmage

    Sierra Eire / SierraEire1488 / ReviewChinaUSA / ReviewTitanicUSA / Robert/Thomas O'Connell, etc

    Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.

    Replies:
    101
    Views:
    65,092
  11. JoRo

    Fred Fuchs / Freddy Boy

    DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.

    Replies:
    2,295
    Views:
    579,657
  12. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    155
    Views:
    263,193
  13. Raven'sChild

    Gin dreams

    Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

    Replies:
    180
    Views:
    8,441
  14. CodeCastiel
    Replies:
    56
    Views:
    4,552
  15. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    411
    Views:
    272,274
  16. Prince Lotor
    Replies:
    250
    Views:
    21,812
  17. SoapQueen1

    2018-02-09 Minecraft Rants

    What Phil does when he's not reading Papavera's guides

    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    1,846
  18. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    49
    Views:
    87,767
  19. OneDaySon
    Replies:
    92
    Views:
    3,252
  20. Kosher Dill
    Replies:
    43
    Views:
    2,093
  21. neger psykolog

    Dr. Phil

    Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

    Replies:
    132
    Views:
    123,571
  22. Wurstbrot
    Locked

    [Jan,Feb-2019] Kingdom Hearts 3

    Motivated by the friendship of Money

    Replies:
    115
    Views:
    13,566
  23. SoapQueen1

    Alex Sidella / sidella / ob1kenobi434

    Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention

    Replies:
    303
    Views:
    154,552
  24. SoapQueen1
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    1,730
  25. Haunter
    Replies:
    208
    Views:
    21,468
  26. LordofCringe7206
    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    4,239
  27. Raven'sChild

    D$P's Dark After Dark

    Oft called the After Dark Party where folks continue to chat after the stream ends

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    2,588
  28. Kona

    DarksydePhil Fan General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

    Replies:
    74
    Views:
    50,341
  29. Haunter
    Replies:
    52
    Views:
    4,501
  30. fatniggo

    Designated Whiner Shitting Street

    General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

    Replies:
    879
    Views:
    289,994
  31. rizlajizzla
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    1,891
  32. Monday Michiru
    Replies:
    110
    Views:
    33,897
  33. Haunter
    Replies:
    76
    Views:
    7,465
  34. PieceofShet
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    4,303
  35. Haunter
    Replies:
    236
    Views:
    29,057
  36. Son of Big Boss
    Replies:
    383
    Views:
    260,083
  37. Brightsydephil
    Replies:
    17
    Views:
    1,313
  38. Lurkette

    Chronicles of DSP Video Series Thread

    just as mindboggling as narnia but for very different reasons

    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    100,676
  39. Raven'sChild
    Replies:
    125
    Views:
    7,651
  40. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting 8 year old

    Replies:
    293
    Views:
    288,789
  41. neger psykolog

    TKOH Forum Discussion

    DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)

    Replies:
    79
    Views:
    7,487
  42. SoapQueen1

    Nich2440 Salt

    Why the hell does he hang out there?

    Replies:
    15
    Views:
    65,363
  43. PomegranateKing
    Replies:
    48
    Views:
    6,918
  44. rizlajizzla

    Educating Phil

    or, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    1,443
  45. actually
    Locked

    [6-Jan-2019] Power Outage Saga

    He doesn't have...the POWEERRRRRR

    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    2,314
  46. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    78
    Views:
    7,366
  47. Haunter
    Replies:
    169
    Views:
    12,408
  48. Destro1986
    Locked

    Will the Beg-a-thon be a payday?

    Let's see how well we read the paypigs

    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    1,139
  49. Agentsmith
    Locked

    Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast"

    The Return of: Detractor Throat

    Replies:
    228
    Views:
    11,779
  50. SoapQueen1
    Replies:
    39
    Views:
    3,333

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  • About Us

    The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are each distinct thanks to their erratic public behavior. Spectators are encouraged to join discussion. The wealth of opinions and knowledge shared by users is what has enabled this peculiar fringe community to thrive despite the incredible adversity and contention brought by those we discuss.

    We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

  • Supporting the Forum

    BTC: 1LXpv9FUiazGB2LVyS44cTTEQFc8CBgPYi

    BTC+SW: bc1qwv5fzv9u6arksw6ytf79gfvce078vprtc0m55s

    ETH: 0xc1071c60ae27c8cc3c834e11289205f8f9c78ca5

    LTC: LNjmyhxThrTMY4izBdcdWqvW287LmCB6bg

    XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino

Copyright © 2016 Lolcow LLC
This website may contain offensive or adult content.
Discontinue browsing if it is illegal or against your wishes to see such material.
All content belongs to their respective authors and does not represent Lolcow LLC.
We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.