Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.
DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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Strong Conditioned Response or Garden Variety Racism?
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Tentatively scheduled the weekend before Christmas
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Come get yer ya ya's out. Or don't.
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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What Phil does when he's not reading Papavera's guides
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DSP plays Pokémon Sword while people pay money to name his Pokémon
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Just going to update this thread everyday, rather than make a new one
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Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™
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Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
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Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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DarkSydePhil's (former) Daughter-In-Crime
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Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol
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Because you can't spell "childishly react" without "chill"
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Spoiler: It's not saying "I'm not paying" like he thinks it is.
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The begging season starts earlier every year...
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DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)
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Ask the Ahnest Pig
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https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A
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Both appear to have agreed to do an interview. The lolcow crossover is here
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