Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

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Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol
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Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.
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DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)
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What Phil does when he's not reading Papavera's guides
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A place for those videos that come out everyday, by DSP fans.
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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Scammer explains ALL to idiots
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Hates Tevin, changed his name to avoid slight negative attention
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Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row
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Receding hairline pics are OK, too
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Another "Battle Royal"
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An estimation of what he's looking at
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Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)
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Just going to update this thread everyday, rather than make a new one
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Spoiler: It's not saying "I'm not paying" like he thinks it is.
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Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™
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Biggest alog in the DPSphere, Ween, Sockpuppet kid, "24 hr Ops", panties, febreeze suicide 2.0
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Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.
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It's that time again, again
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Ask the Ahnest Pig
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internet old folks battling it out over the virtual honor of an 11 year old girl.
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No Black Shirt
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No changes for current creators on Patreon
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He's never once lost one except for the time he admitted he lost and this time though
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General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here
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"I'll be looking back at YOUR favourite moments..."
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Speculation + The Inevitable Cringe/Cancellation
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Viewers may cry
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