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Phil Burnell & The Empire of Dirt

A video game player who presses buttons and does nothing.

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  1. A Witty Name
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  2. SoapQueen1
    Sticky

    FAQs

    FAQ you.

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  3. OtterParty
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    DSP Board Meta Thread

    For matters related to the subforum itself

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  4. neger psykolog
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    DNN / Detractor News Network

    Interesting Twitter/YouTube accounts that follow Phil

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  5. FedoraManManMan

    Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking / WhaleKermin / Chimichanga / Spoon/ DarthRadeonViking

    God Complex, Sociopath, Nazi, Provider/WhiteKnight of DSP, Ritualist, StolenValor, Pedo, hates women

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  6. dspfan#1
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  7. neger psykolog
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    11,091
  8. El Porko Fako

    Zach Lawless / Zachl1226

    Proud 25 year Old Autistic Founder of Team Maki. Easily trolled DSP A-log

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    18,864
  9. Xerxes IX

    Best Classic Phil Moments

    What's the most laughably stupid shit he did back then?

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  10. neger psykolog

    TKOH Forum Discussion

    DSP's official forums (thekingofhate.com)

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  11. neger psykolog
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  12. JoRo

    Fred Fuchs / Freddy Boy

    DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.

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  13. neger psykolog
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  14. chimpburgers

    DarkSydePhil A-Logs General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

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  15. Xerxes IX

    Random Thoughts and Questions

    The New Home for All Your Gout Jokes

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  16. Feline Darkmage

    What ACK?: Gout Edition

    "What If" but for DSP & Company

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  17. I'mPushingButtons
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  18. Viktor
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  19. chimpburgers

    Invisible Crane / Grant McClellan

    Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover

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  20. DarkSydePundit

    Why do you watch Phil?

    ... and who is giving him money?! >:(

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    2,325
  21. Pointandlaugh
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  22. neger psykolog
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  23. neger psykolog
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  24. neger psykolog
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  25. neger psykolog
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  26. Null
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  27. Feline Darkmage
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  28. Mayker
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  29. snakesvsplanes
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    Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    DarkSydePhil's Daughter-In-Crime

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    72,812
  30. TraditionalGames
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