• "So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?"

Phil Burnell, the Onion Man

A Chad video game player who makes money and fucks his wonderful girlfriend in monogamous matrimony.
Hi Felix.

Forum Guidelines
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over DSP. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. DSP is gross. Discussing his gout in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
  • Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Livestreaming Sonic 2006" is better than "new update".

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  2. Cherie Bomb

    Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall

    arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting 8 year old

    Replies:
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  3. Son of Big Boss
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  4. neger psykolog
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  5. neger psykolog
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  6. DarkSoulsPhil
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  7. WarehouseKiwi
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  8. SoapQueen1
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  9. BallBuster
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  10. Rhysuu
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  11. neger psykolog

    COLD CASES: Tevin's soda can saga

    BREAKING: slapfight rumored to be behind poisoning

    Replies:
    100
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  12. Bryan Dunn

    BSV / Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking / IradiumViking / Chimichanga / DarthRadeonViking

    Banned from Twitch, Sociopath Nazi, WhiteKnight of DSP, Ritualist, Stolen Valor, hates women

    Replies:
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  13. rizlajizzla

    What are your personal Phil top ten shitty moments of the past few years?

    His trainwreck of a life, game play, stunning business accumen, whatever

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  14. Bryan Dunn

    Michael C. Rezaei / ZachAutist / Boon / IHATEKOP666 / Edgequeen66 / Speeddemon6606 / Zachlawless1226

    Biggest alog in the DPSphere, Ween, Sockpuppet kid, "24 hr Ops", panties, febreeze suicide 2.0

    Replies:
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  15. Dragoonism
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  16. HansGruber

    DSPahsitiv

    Everyone is good at something.

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  17. Null
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  18. fatniggo

    Designated Whiner Shitting Street

    General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

    Replies:
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  19. Ol' Slag

    Could Phil get dropped from Curse?

    New problems on the horizon for MCN's.

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  20. dspfan#1
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  21. neger psykolog
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  22. Feline Darkmage

    Sierra Eire / SierraEire1488 / ReviewChinaUSA / ReviewTitanicUSA / Robert/Thomas O'Connell, etc

    Terminally Autistic Nazi Ween from Ireland. Got DSP's SpawnChair Deal Revoked. Over 9000 Socks.

    Replies:
    48
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    4,992
  23. chimpburgers

    Invisible Crane / Grant McClellan

    Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover

    Replies:
    270
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    35,698
  24. neger psykolog

    Dr. Phil

    Today's prestream is sponsored by Pfizer™

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    3,598
  25. SoapQueen1
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  26. JoRo

    Fred Fuchs / Freddy Boy

    DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.

    Replies:
    2,294
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    456,775
  27. neural

    DSP Streaming Consultants LLC.

    Where peepul tell DSP how he should run his channels

    Replies:
    31
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    1,938
  28. neger psykolog

    Amityville / ThatDogGuy

    Actual fan or shitposting version of the Bronsgeests?

    Replies:
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    6,389
  29. chimpburgers

    DarkSydePhil A-Logs General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

    Replies:
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    166,141
  30. I'mPushingButtons
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  31. neger psykolog
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  32. Pointandlaugh
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    2,615
  33. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    29
    Views:
    3,890
  34. Bryan Dunn

    DeadPylons / DeadNation

    Wannabe Fred Fuchs & SoK 2.0, money hungry, trollshielding, Attention whore

    Replies:
    179
    Views:
    13,767
  35. neger psykolog

    Nbuduisi "Jkid" Okeh / Jkid

    DSP is still the no.1 ranked US autism magnet

    Replies:
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    978
  36. neger psykolog
    Replies:
    337
    Views:
    41,360
  37. Kona

    DarksydePhil Fan General

    Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

    Replies:
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    1,048
  38. FunnY
    Replies:
    374
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    32,848
  39. neger psykolog

    Twitch company changes & DSP

    Discussion of changes within Twitch and how they effect DSP

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  40. neger psykolog
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    95
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    12,424
  41. LordofCringe7206
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  42. neger psykolog

    ELPRESADOR vs DSP

    internet old folks battling it out over the virtual honor of an 11 year old girl.

    Replies:
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    10,796
  43. DecrepitSimonla
    Replies:
    32
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    2,994
  44. neger psykolog
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  45. neger psykolog
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    28
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  46. neger psykolog
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  47. rizlajizzla
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    876
  48. Corypheus
    Replies:
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    2,396
  49. I'mPushingButtons

    When and How Will It All End?

    When Will the King of Hate Fall?

    Replies:
    39
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    2,405
  50. Waveysauce
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