• "So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me."

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
    Sticky

    Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

    *Asterisk*, Jun 13, 2015 ... 111 112 113 114 115
    Replies:
    2,297
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    91,306
    Tragi-Chan
    May 24, 2018 at 4:31 AM
  2. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

    KingQueen, May 29, 2016 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
    Views:
    14,150
    KingPoisson
    May 22, 2018 at 5:27 PM
  3. Smutley
    Sticky

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

    Smutley, Aug 31, 2015 ... 11 12 13 14 15
    Replies:
    289
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    38,270
    KingQueen
    Mar 8, 2018
  4. Null
    Sticky

    ADF Wiki Article

    Null, Feb 18, 2017
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    2,469
    KingQueen
    Feb 15, 2018
  5. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research

    The emo edge of Phil studies.

    Ravenor, Jan 15, 2016
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    2,999
    Triggered Fivehead
    Apr 3, 2017
  6. Smutley
    Locked Sticky

    WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"

    Smutley, Aug 28, 2015
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    0
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    28,865
    Smutley
    Aug 28, 2015
  7. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

    JSGOTI, May 23, 2018 at 5:46 PM ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    62
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    1,905
    MMX
    May 25, 2018 at 5:18 AM
  8. A Name But Backwards

    Surgery official vote on why phil calls off (fake) surgery

    post votes/theories for tomorrow

    A Name But Backwards, May 24, 2018 at 10:50 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    27
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    467
    AnOminous
    May 25, 2018 at 4:30 AM
  9. JSGOTI

    Surgery [24 May 18] Hospitalization, Fear of Being Disappeared by the State

    JSGOTI, May 24, 2018 at 7:06 PM ... 2
    Replies:
    26
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    826
    4Macie
    May 25, 2018 at 1:34 AM
  10. wagglyplacebo

    Megathread Random Facebook Updates

    wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015 ... 283 284 285 286 287
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    232,573
    Tragi-Chan
    May 24, 2018 at 9:45 PM
  11. chimpburgers

    Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread

    chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016 ... 53 54 55 56 57
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    1,133
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    59,534
    flossman
    May 24, 2018 at 7:38 PM
  12. Pepsi-Cola

    Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures

    and other pictures

    Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016 ... 63 64 65 66 67
    Replies:
    1,335
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    63,185
    Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
    May 22, 2018 at 2:43 PM
  13. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

    Flame the Sunbird, Aug 20, 2016 ... 74 75 76 77 78
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    1,553
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    54,789
    DragoonSierra
    May 18, 2018
  14. Big Nasty

    Megathread Your Favorite Phil Quotes

    Big Nasty, May 10, 2018 ... 2
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    23
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    935
    MMX
    May 17, 2018
  15. Positron

    [11 Apr 18] Phil to close Facebook account

    In July

    Positron, Apr 11, 2018 ... 2
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    31
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    2,806
    DragoonSierra
    May 12, 2018
  16. Fagnasty

    Off-Topic Let's make a subforum where we roleplay countries neighbouring Australitania

    Phil can join in if he wants to

    Fagnasty, May 6, 2016 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    143
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    6,944
    Bungleboy
    May 12, 2018
  17. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

    JSGOTI, Mar 25, 2018 ... 4 5 6 7 8
    Replies:
    145
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    9,288
    The Dude
    Apr 28, 2018
  18. Brooke

    Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

    Brooke, Apr 9, 2018 ... 9 10 11 12 13
    Replies:
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    26,766
    Fibonacci
    Apr 24, 2018
  19. Positron

    FIGGIN [10 Feb 18] Contract of Slavery

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    29
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    3,178
    Coldgrip
    Apr 12, 2018
  20. JSGOTI

    [8 Apr 18] ADF Instagram Livestream

    JSGOTI, Apr 11, 2018
    Replies:
    13
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    636
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 12, 2018
  21. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

    Positron, Feb 1, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    57
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    4,598
    The Dude
    Apr 12, 2018
  22. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

    Positron, Mar 13, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    2,812
    Bungleboy
    Apr 10, 2018
  23. JSGOTI

    Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

    JSGOTI, Apr 1, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    135
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    9,148
    2spooky
    Apr 10, 2018
  24. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

    Ravenor, Apr 2, 2018 ... 2
    Replies:
    38
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    1,322
    DragoonSierra
    Apr 4, 2018
  25. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

    Positron, Mar 22, 2018 ... 2 3
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    4,054
    Phil Ken Sebben
    Apr 3, 2018
  26. JSGOTI

    Surgery [30 Mar 18] Surgery Confirmation Letter & More

    From 4 Weeks Ago...

    JSGOTI, Mar 31, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    71
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    3,443
    nvrwastetree
    Apr 3, 2018
  27. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

    Ravenor, Mar 15, 2017 ... 15 16 17 18 19
    Replies:
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    18,105
    Bassomatic
    Mar 31, 2018
  28. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

    Positron, Mar 21, 2018 ... 2 3 4 5
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    4,366
    Deadpool
    Mar 29, 2018
  29. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

    Positron, Mar 15, 2018 ... 2 3
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    2,687
    Ravenor
    Mar 28, 2018
  30. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

    JSGOTI, Mar 14, 2018 ... 2
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    2,817
    Mesh Gear Fox
    Mar 26, 2018
  31. Positron

    Tattoos [18 Mar 18] Phil Posts summary of his ink (up to present day)

    With autistic footnotes

    Positron, Mar 18, 2018
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    16
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    877
    ToroidalBoat
    Mar 22, 2018
  32. Positron

    Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments

    With the Center of Your Business Name Here.

    Positron, Feb 25, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    3,240
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 7, 2018
  33. Twrx

    Megathread [3-11-17] Phil's photos used in the wild

    Twrx, Mar 11, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
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    88
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    8,662
    UselessRubberKeyboard
    Mar 3, 2018
  34. Positron

    Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt

    99 days til his imaginary surgery

    Positron, Feb 13, 2018 ... 3 4 5 6 7
    Replies:
    120
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    10,249
    Star Galactics
    Feb 26, 2018
  35. Positron

    Tattoos [8 Feb 18] Tattoos, Feb 18 Edition

    Mythology and BDSM

    Positron, Feb 10, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    43
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    3,175
    warhound
    Feb 26, 2018
  36. JSGOTI

    1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures

    Biking with Xochi in Israel!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    40
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    3,132
    Optimus Prime
    Feb 24, 2018
  37. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos

    Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    55
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    4,742
    Darndirty
    Feb 10, 2018
  38. cowisnow

    Phil is publicly stealth about his 'tism

    January 16, 2017

    cowisnow, Jan 17, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    4,652
    Tragi-Chan
    Feb 8, 2018
  39. OtterParty

    Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

    OtterParty, Jun 12, 2015 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    158
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    6,409
    Randy Lahey
    Feb 6, 2018
  40. JSGOTI

    1/16/18 - Phils Filthy Itch & Almost Attacked

    Plus bonus shithole content (not like THAT)

    JSGOTI, Jan 16, 2018 ... 2
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    35
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    3,696
    ToroidalBoat
    Feb 6, 2018
  41. wagglyplacebo

    It's that time of year again

    wagglyplacebo, Oct 4, 2017 ... 2
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    32
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    2,631
    Pocoyo
    Jan 2, 2018
  42. Null

    Asspatter Greta/Phil Crossover

    Null, Jan 2, 2017 ... 16 17 18 19 20
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    17,515
    Optimus Prime
    Dec 24, 2017
  43. Brooke

    Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

    Brooke, Dec 5, 2017 ... 6 7 8 9 10
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    197
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    9,731
    Tragi-Chan
    Dec 22, 2017
  44. auroraboreanaz

    Megathread Potatoes of Instagram

    A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.

    auroraboreanaz, Mar 5, 2017 ... 19 20 21 22 23
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    17,842
    AnOminous
    Dec 17, 2017
  45. Flame the Sunbird

    FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can"

    a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

    Flame the Sunbird, Sep 30, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
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    4,882
    Deadpool
    Dec 5, 2017
  46. Positron

    Tattoos [11/13/2017] Antifa Tattoo

    Slingblade approves

    Positron, Nov 12, 2017 ... 2 3
    Replies:
    48
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    2,707
    Mogambo
    Nov 22, 2017
  47. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo

    Taking Bulldyke Too Far

    JSGOTI, Oct 4, 2017 ... 4 5 6 7 8
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    145
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    6,537
    DragoonSierra
    Nov 7, 2017
  48. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon

    "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

    Flame the Sunbird, Oct 9, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    3,300
    Pepito
    Oct 29, 2017
  49. Null

    October 2nd Phil Spotting

    Null, Oct 3, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5
    Replies:
    91
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    4,551
    Chandler Cats
    Oct 19, 2017
  50. JSGOTI

    09/25/17 - Phil Still Wants To Die

    Finally realizing that he's truly alone

    JSGOTI, Sep 25, 2017 ... 3 4 5 6 7
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    122
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    4,390
    sbm1990
    Oct 6, 2017
  51. JSGOTI

    Ongoing - ADF On House Arrest*

    Xochi's Vacation

    JSGOTI, Sep 20, 2017 ... 7 8 9 10 11
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    203
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    7,838
    Tragi-Chan
    Sep 30, 2017
  52. JSGOTI

    06/12/17 - Flight of the Spuds!

    For real, this time

    JSGOTI, Jun 13, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    101
    Views:
    4,870
    Replicant Sasquatch
    Sep 22, 2017
  53. Smutley

    Asspatter Friends of ADF - The Lolcalf Files

    Smutley, Jun 16, 2015 ... 7 8 9 10 11
    Replies:
    201
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    18,128
    repentance
    Sep 14, 2017
  54. AutisticSupervillain
    Locked

    Off-Topic Have there been attempts to actively troll Phil?

    AutisticSupervillain, Aug 16, 2017 ... 2
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    26
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    1,374
    Ravenor
    Aug 24, 2017
  55. entropyseekswork

    Off-Topic Is it possible to alog Phil?

    entropyseekswork, Jul 23, 2017 ... 2
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    35
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    1,283
    Jaimas
    Aug 22, 2017
  56. Hen in a tie

    Off-Topic Philip's weaboo spanish

    who uses Latinx?

    Hen in a tie, Jun 15, 2017 ... 2 3 4 5 6
    Replies:
    113
    Views:
    4,438
    2B's Butthole
    Aug 19, 2017
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