• "So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me."

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  2. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  3. Smutley
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    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. JSGOTI
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  8. A Name But Backwards
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  9. JSGOTI
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  10. wagglyplacebo
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  11. chimpburgers
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  12. Pepsi-Cola
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  13. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  14. Big Nasty
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  15. Positron
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  16. Fagnasty
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  17. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

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  18. Brooke
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  19. Positron
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  20. JSGOTI
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  21. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

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  22. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

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  23. JSGOTI
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  24. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

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  25. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

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  26. JSGOTI
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  27. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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    18,105
  28. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

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  29. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

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  30. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

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  31. Positron
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  32. Positron

    Surgery [24 Feb 18] A list of electrolysis appointments

    With the Center of Your Business Name Here.

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  33. Twrx
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  34. Positron

    Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt

    99 days til his imaginary surgery

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  35. Positron
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    3,175
  36. JSGOTI

    1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures

    Biking with Xochi in Israel!

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  37. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos

    Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

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  38. cowisnow
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  39. OtterParty
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  40. JSGOTI

    1/16/18 - Phils Filthy Itch & Almost Attacked

    Plus bonus shithole content (not like THAT)

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  41. wagglyplacebo
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  42. Null
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  43. Brooke
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  44. auroraboreanaz

    Megathread Potatoes of Instagram

    A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.

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  45. Flame the Sunbird

    FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can"

    a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

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  46. Positron
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  47. JSGOTI
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  48. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Mx Xochi's 24/7 News Dungeon

    "It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"

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  49. Null
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  50. JSGOTI

    09/25/17 - Phil Still Wants To Die

    Finally realizing that he's truly alone

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  51. JSGOTI
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  52. JSGOTI
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  53. Smutley
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  54. AutisticSupervillain
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  55. entropyseekswork
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  56. Hen in a tie
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