• ”This is why I stick to 2D."
    "But for real though..”

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
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  2. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  3. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. Positron
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  8. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  9. Positron
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  10. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

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  11. CatParty
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  12. chimpburgers
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  13. wagglyplacebo
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  14. Positron

    FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn

    First side effect of his castration

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  15. A Name But Backwards
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  16. Positron

    FIGGIN [26 Jun 18] Phil posts violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor

    "Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll

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  17. Positron
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  18. Adamska

    Off-Topic July 4th Midterms: Australatina

    Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation

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  19. Deadpool
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  20. A Name But Backwards
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  21. Positron
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  22. Positron

    [24 Jun 18] Phil claims to go sober to become "Antifa Supersoldier"

    Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.

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  23. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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  24. Fagnasty
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  25. A Name But Backwards

    @[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole?

    Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

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  26. Positron
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  27. Positron
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  28. Brooke
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  29. Pepsi-Cola
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  30. Positron
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  31. Peace and Harmony
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  32. Big Nasty
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  33. ChurchOfGodBear
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  34. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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  35. break these cuffs
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  36. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

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  37. Smutley
    Locked

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

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  38. John Webster
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  39. Positron
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  40. Ol' Slag
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  41. JSGOTI
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  42. A Name But Backwards
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    1,281
  43. Positron
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  44. JSGOTI

    Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More

    Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

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  45. Positron
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  46. JSGOTI
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  47. Positron

    [1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood

    Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

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  48. Positron

    [10 Mar 18] Phil and Xochi plan start-up business

    Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!

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  49. JSGOTI
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  50. Ravenor

    Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase.

    Get your head out the gutter.

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  51. Positron

    FIGGIN [22 Mar 18] New Nude

    And a bunch of S&M picts

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  52. JSGOTI
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  53. Positron

    FIGGIN [20 Mar 18] Neighbor David reminds Phil of his Dad.

    "I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."

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  54. Positron

    Surgery [14 Mar 18] Electrolysis photos

    Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac

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  55. JSGOTI

    Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink

    Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

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  56. Positron
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