Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

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Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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AnOminous
AnOminous
KingQueen
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Introduction to ADF
biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists
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Mungo Bean
Mungo Bean
Ravenor
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Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0
Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
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Mogambo
Mogambo
Ravenor
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Off-Topic C.I.S. Center for Hoovological Research
The emo edge of Phil studies.
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Smutley
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WARNING: Do not help "Isabel Rosa Araujo"
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Smutley
Smutley
The Un-Clit
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Poll: Is it time to retire this forum?
Does Phil REALLY warrent a full forum any more?
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wagglyplacebo
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Random Updates
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Pepsi-Cola
Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures
and other pictures
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Misaki Nakahara
Misaki Nakahara
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Megathread Phil buying edgy shit megathread
Your tax dollars at work
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BlueArmedDevil
BlueArmedDevil
Twrx
Megathread [3-11-17] Phil's photos used in the wild
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muh_moobs
muh_moobs
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FIGGIN [10 Aug 19] Phil indulges in bizarre torture fantasy
"Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"
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DecrepitSimonla
DecrepitSimonla
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FIGGIN 14 Oct 19 - Phil bought a set of "body armor"
Declares Portland a Warzone
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Alex Krycek
Alex Krycek
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FIGGIN [16 Sept 19] Phil is now a "cervine furry"
Deer me!
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TalmudSperg
TalmudSperg
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FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!
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AnOminous
AnOminous
BlueArmedDevil
FIGGIN 9-27-19 Phil Phreatens the Parms
Lol ok
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DOGGOD
DOGGOD
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24 Sep 2019 - Phil Slices Up America Like Pizza!
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BlueArmedDevil
BlueArmedDevil
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[24 Mar 19] Phil Announces he is an Atheist
Needs Fedora to Cover Derp Eyes
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Memeanon
Memeanon
BlueArmedDevil
8-14-19 Phil fucks with the farms
Phil fakes a snatch
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The Dude
The Dude
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[2 Sep 19] Phil Begs for Housewarming Gifts
Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away
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beautiful person
beautiful person
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FIGGIN [15 Sept 19] Phil "almost assaulted twice" by "fash videographer"
Begs for comfort food after the ordeal
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The Dude
The Dude
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[12 Aug 19] Phil celebrates his 34th birthday by appealing to "financial solidarity"
Spent his tugboat on mall-ninja shit
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The Un-Clit
The Un-Clit
tweaker the cat
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August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root.
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Misaki Nakahara
Misaki Nakahara
Hellfire
[6 June '19] Phil claims to have fled the spud cave, now "settling into [his] new home"
"Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"
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Misaki Nakahara
Misaki Nakahara
Deadpool
Happy Daddy Rape Day 2018!
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The Un-Clit
The Un-Clit
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Surgery [13 Feb 19] Phil needs revision surgery!
"I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.
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LuckyCharms
LuckyCharms
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[11 May 2019] Phil Plans to Move Out in June
Because what is a home without an abuser?
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Hellfire
Hellfire
Ravenor
Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread.
It's containment for our own amusement.
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Alex Krycek
Alex Krycek
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Tattoos [21 Apr 19] New Tat design "to cover surgery drain scars"
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ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat
JY's Tampon
Greatest Hits
In lieu of fresh content I thought we'd share some of Phil's Greatest Hits.
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Baobinga
Baobinga
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Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing
Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.
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NobleGreyHorse
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Off-Topic Trial of the Crustpunk Fandom board.
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RichardMongler
RichardMongler
Flame the Sunbird
Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures
Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
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Coldgrip
Coldgrip
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FIGGIN [27 Mar 19] Massive Rant about Joblessness
Just because we laughed at his stupid patch
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Shady Attorney
Shady Attorney
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FIGGIN [13 Feb 19] Phil gets horny and kinky despite rotting groin
Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
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8777BB5
8777BB5
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Surgery [20 Feb 19] "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" reports "dead tissue inside" stink ditch
kiwifarms absolutely btfo
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muh_moobs
muh_moobs
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[7 Mar 19] Video "Good Morning Commrades"
Potato can't video
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Bassomatic
Bassomatic
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Orbiter [5 Mar 2019] FRIENDSHIP IMPLOSION!
Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).
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The Dude
The Dude
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FIGGIN [Late Feb - March 19] "Phil had a dream" semi-megathread.
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The Dude
The Dude
CatParty
FIGGIN 02-28-19 Phil Larps a monologue about his antifa cosplay
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The Dude
The Dude
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[22 Feb 19] 45 minute video - "Wanna chill with the Antifa Crime Minister?"
How about NO?
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The Dude
The Dude
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FIGGIN [2 Feb 19] New shooting video
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ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat
Tempest
FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up
will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
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nhocgreen
nhocgreen
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Surgery [5 Feb 2019] Phil suffers from "mysterious discharge"
"Revision surgery has been brought up"
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Midlife Sperglord
Midlife Sperglord
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FIGGIN [2 Jan 19] Phil Bounces and Squeaks for fear of missing Tugboat
Threatens civil war.
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wellthathappened
wellthathappened
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[22 Dec 18] Phil to see Mom one last time before USA torn apart
Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.
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Tragi-Chan
Tragi-Chan
BlueArmedDevil
1/29/19 The exodus is canceled
Looks like the drunken ogre is here to stay
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The Dude
The Dude
ATaxingWoman
FIGGIN [Jan 28 2019] Phil is reading our threads, threatens KF
Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
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The Dude
The Dude
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Australatina [24 Jan 19] Autistan is to be split in four
Autism Central plus three "Ciscadias"
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CatParty
FIGGIN 01-11-19 Phil bounces and squeaks about his couch
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MasterDisaster
MasterDisaster
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FIGGIN [5 Jan 19] Phil is now "Antifa Firearms Instructor"!
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Adamska
Adamska
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FIGGIN [14 Jan 19] Squeakings in Villa DeLici offend neighbor transphobe
Slingblade is to blame
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Adamska
Adamska
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[31 Dec 18] Exit 2018, Enter 2019
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DatBepisTho
DatBepisTho
Done
[29 Dec '18] Fat Potato Runs in Public
To Prove Fitness to Kiwi Farms
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The Un-Clit
The Un-Clit
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FIGGIN [28 Dec 18] Phil has another nightmare, excuse me, power fantasy
Attention whoring at 4 am
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[15 Dec 18] Phil has cold feet about Yellow Vest Movement
Yellow is the reason why.
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twattycake
twattycake
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