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Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. *Asterisk*
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  2. KingQueen
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    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  3. Ravenor
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    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. Pepsi-Cola
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  8. Positron
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  9. Positron

    Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing

    Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.

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  10. Positron
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  11. Positron
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  12. wagglyplacebo
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  13. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  14. CatParty
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  15. Positron
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  16. neural

    [29 Dec '18] Fat Potato Runs in Public

    To Prove Fitness to Kiwi Farms

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  17. Positron
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  18. Positron
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  19. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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  20. Positron
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  21. Positron

    FIGGIN [8 Dec 18] Phil says he loves us, with phallic weapons

    Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry

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  22. Positron

    Australatina [16 Dec 18] Autistan's Credit Status downgraded to "Junk"

    Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots

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  23. Graffiti canvas

    Off-Topic [6 Dec 18] Phil Has A Nightmare

    Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking

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  24. Graffiti canvas

    [Dec 2] Phil Gets Mentioned In a CwC Tweet Thread

    Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart

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  25. chimpburgers
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  26. Graffiti canvas

    [Nov 25] Phil Threatens His Neighbor

    Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money

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  27. Old Wizard

    [Nov 10] To the worst abuser since my father

    Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying

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  28. Positron
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  29. Positron

    Australatina [7 Nov 18] Autistan is drying out

    Footlong of rain failed to materialize

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  30. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 Oct 18] Phil pledges his life to Antifa

    Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"

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  31. Positron

    [27 Oct 18] Phil and Xochi claim Jewish to cash in on synagogue shooting

    "Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"

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  32. Adamska

    Off-Topic The Official History of Australatina: A New Zealander's Account

    Ex-Dictator's Propaganda and Rip-Off of Israel is a Lie

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  33. Positron
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  34. Positron
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  35. Adamska

    Off-Topic 2018 Special Election: Palo de Tadeo

    Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats

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  36. Positron
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  37. Positron
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  38. The Un-Clit
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  39. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn"

    The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

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  40. Positron
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  41. Positron
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  42. Positron
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  43. Positron
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  44. Sparklepants
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  45. Adamska

    Off-Topic August Leadership Elections: KOFO/OFOK

    Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide

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  46. Ravenor
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  47. A Name But Backwards
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  48. Positron
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  49. CatParty
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  50. Positron

    FIGGIN [3 Aug 18] Phil to punish Kiwi Farms this August

    Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.

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  51. Ravenor

    Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging

    Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

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  52. Ravenor
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  53. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 July 18] Phil celebrates 10 years of attention whoring

    "Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!

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  54. Positron
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  55. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

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  56. Positron

    [16 July 18] Phil recognizes the Left as Fascists.

    SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist

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