• ”he didn't want his parents to know I will still around because his mom had read the kiwi farms thread about me”

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

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  1. Ravenor
    Sticky

    Megathread Phil F.A.Q 2.0

    Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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  2. *Asterisk*
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  3. KingQueen
    Sticky

    Introduction to ADF

    biography and chronology for Phil-anthropists

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  4. Null
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  5. Ravenor
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  6. Smutley
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  7. Positron
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  8. chimpburgers
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  9. wagglyplacebo
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  10. Pepsi-Cola
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  11. The Un-Clit
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  12. Positron
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    5,661
  13. Positron

    FIGGIN [17 July 18] Phil sees his Franken-gina picture as "revenge porn"

    The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.

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    10,188
  14. Ravenor

    Asspatter Slingblade an Phil crossover thread.

    It's containment for our own amusement.

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  15. Positron
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    2,679
  16. Positron
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  17. Positron
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  18. Positron
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  19. Sparklepants
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    15,530
  20. Adamska

    Off-Topic August Leadership Elections: KOFO/OFOK

    Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide

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  21. Ravenor
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  22. A Name But Backwards
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  23. Positron
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  24. CatParty
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  25. Positron

    FIGGIN [3 Aug 18] Phil to punish Kiwi Farms this August

    Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.

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    6,536
  26. Ravenor

    Australatina 5th August 2018 - Anti Anglo sperging

    Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke

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    2,556
  27. Ravenor
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    4,876
  28. Positron

    FIGGIN [25 July 18] Phil celebrates 10 years of attention whoring

    "Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!

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  29. Positron
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  30. Positron

    [8 July 18] Phil "packing heat"

    Substitute phallus in his pants

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    12,871
  31. Flame the Sunbird

    Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures

    Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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  32. Positron

    [16 July 18] Phil recognizes the Left as Fascists.

    SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist

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    1,148
  33. Positron

    FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn

    First side effect of his castration

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  34. A Name But Backwards
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    132
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    7,126
  35. Positron

    FIGGIN [26 Jun 18] Phil posts violent fantasies against Mexican neighbor

    "Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll

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  36. Positron
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    2,871
  37. Adamska

    Off-Topic July 4th Midterms: Australatina

    Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation

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    2,322
  38. Deadpool
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  39. Positron

    [24 Jun 18] Phil claims to go sober to become "Antifa Supersoldier"

    Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.

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  40. Fagnasty
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    9,357
  41. A Name But Backwards

    @[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole?

    Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

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  42. Positron
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  43. Positron
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    106
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    5,222
  44. Brooke
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    31,173
  45. Positron
    Replies:
    47
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    2,414
  46. Peace and Harmony
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    52
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  47. Big Nasty
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    1,771
  48. ChurchOfGodBear
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    5,111
  49. JSGOTI

    Surgery [23 May 18] - Bowel Prep & Stalking Adventures

    with $2 laxatives bought six months ago

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    5,485
  50. break these cuffs
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  51. Positron

    Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina"

    Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

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    168
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    16,669
  52. Smutley
    Locked

    F.A.Q.

    Phil Phacts

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    42,057
  53. John Webster
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    38,967
  54. Positron
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    220
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    15,155
  55. Ol' Slag
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    3,491
  56. JSGOTI
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    87
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