Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.
"Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"
Declares Portland a Warzone
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Needs Fedora to Cover Derp Eyes
Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away
Begs for comfort food after the ordeal
Spent his tugboat on mall-ninja shit
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"Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"
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"I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.
Because what is a home without an abuser?
It's containment for our own amusement.
In lieu of fresh content I thought we'd share some of Phil's Greatest Hits.
Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.
Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
Just because we laughed at his stupid patch
Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
kiwifarms absolutely btfo
Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).
How about NO?
will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
"Revision surgery has been brought up"
Threatens civil war.
Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.
Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
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Autism Central plus three "Ciscadias"
Slingblade is to blame
Attention whoring at 4 am
Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry
Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots