Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.
"Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"
Begs for comfort food after the ordeal
Just because we laughed at his stupid patch
Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
Threatens civil war.
Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
Slingblade is to blame
Attention whoring at 4 am
Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry
Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"
"Psychological episodes every other day"
"Deputy District Security Manager"
- Poll
The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
He is late in everything isn't he?
Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.
"Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!
"Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll
"I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."
a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"
Up Close & Personal with Phil's Nutsack
Yea you're going to want to read this.
aka He Just Noticed the Thread Today and Wants to Use It to eBeg
CatParty is still too lazy to take 30 seconds to capitalize a thread title or archive links.
