Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.
Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"
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"Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"
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Ex-Dictator's Propaganda and Rip-Off of Israel is a Lie
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Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats
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The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
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Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide
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Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.
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Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke
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"Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!
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Substitute phallus in his pants
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SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist
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First side effect of his castration
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"Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll
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Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation
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Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.
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Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?
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Unlike Trump, their president is a figurehead.
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with $2 laxatives bought six months ago
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Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!
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Phil Phacts
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For Kiwi Farms, the Game has just begun.
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