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  1. 1,000,000,000

    paintingatree

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    Trophy Points:
    10
  2. 74,566

    AnOminous

    sittin in the fabled catbird seat, from Parts Unknown
    Messages:
    74,566
    Ratings:
    +643,495 / 24,012 / -5,174
    Trophy Points:
    193
  3. 34,587

    CatParty

    Boo, Male
    Messages:
    34,587
    Ratings:
    +253,498 / 15,957 / -10,068
    Trophy Points:
    385
  4. 22,452

    CWCissey

    Charming Man, Male, 59, from CWCville Lads Club
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +121,443 / 6,469 / -1,344
    Trophy Points:
    285
  5. 19,353

    Marvin

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    Ratings:
    +107,124 / 6,837 / -1,037
    Trophy Points:
    430
  6. 18,364

    Meowthkip

    WHA HAPPUN TO MEOWTHKIP, WHO DIS PINK NIBBA?, Female, 32, from Murrland
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    18,364
    Ratings:
    +158,864 / 5,232 / -889
    Trophy Points:
    400
  7. 17,907

    SteelPlatedHeart

    Politics are fucking dumb, Male, 33
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    Ratings:
    +130,491 / 3,396 / -1,370
    Trophy Points:
    305
  8. 17,515

    Null

    Ooperator, Male
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +259,270 / 13,632 / -4,144
    Trophy Points:
    350
  9. 16,705

    Ruin

    Mercenary Slut, Female
    Messages:
    16,705
    Ratings:
    +165,894 / 8,890 / -1,619
    Trophy Points:
    215
  10. 16,090

    c-no

    Minnesota Man, Male
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +42,486 / 1,064 / -409
    Trophy Points:
    250
  11. 15,844

    Jewelsmakerguy

    (Cheesy 80s music intensifies), Male, from Canada
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    Ratings:
    +58,430 / 2,614 / -677
    Trophy Points:
    155
  12. 15,688

    Dynastia

    woman respecter, from New South Wales
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    +170,742 / 13,299 / -7,652
    Trophy Points:
    350
  13. 15,110

    Positron

    #LearnToChoke, Male, from a time when everyone knew his place
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    +92,495 / 4,674 / -1,711
    Trophy Points:
    215
  14. 13,957

    Jaimas

    American Shotgun Doggo, Male, 37
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    Ratings:
    +142,556 / 3,821 / -623
    Trophy Points:
    360
  15. 13,540

    Feline Darkmage

    Gay Anime Cat, Female, from The Ballpit
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    Ratings:
    +91,966 / 4,063 / -1,061
    Trophy Points:
    300
  16. 12,902

    repentance

    Female
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    Ratings:
    +90,427 / 3,770 / -502
    Trophy Points:
    140
  17. 12,639

    trombonista

    Sparking!, Female, 30, from Illinois
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    Ratings:
    +68,109 / 4,078 / -457
    Trophy Points:
    215
  18. 12,616

    Hellfire

    Sugar Cubes
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    +81,972 / 3,572 / -1,498
    Trophy Points:
    165
  19. 12,227

    Peace and Harmony

    Skyrim belongs to the corgs
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    Ratings:
    +103,074 / 4,309 / -1,714
    Trophy Points:
    310
  20. 11,972

    chimpburgers

    Big league, Male, from Planet Gaus, Rhode Island
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    Ratings:
    +69,882 / 2,052 / -878
    Trophy Points:
    205
  21. 11,905

    Alec Benson Leary

    Creator of Asperchu
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    +115,117 / 3,917 / -431
    Trophy Points:
    345
  22. 11,627

    Alan Pardew

    man90000009nam, from verseesrev
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    +64,608 / 2,109 / -777
    Trophy Points:
    315
  23. 11,344

    Adamska

    Last Gunman, Male, 27, from Big Shell
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    Ratings:
    +59,052 / 1,357 / -271
    Trophy Points:
    140
  24. 10,864

    yawning sneasel

    Trash-Eating Maniac, Male, from Tucson, Tucson, Tucson!
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    Ratings:
    +117,638 / 10,633 / -6,782
    Trophy Points:
    390
  25. 10,779

    ToroidalBoat

    Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend, from ?
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    Ratings:
    +102,760 / 3,881 / -229
    Trophy Points:
    240
  26. 10,608

    Piga Dgrifm

    Where are those good old fashioned values?, Male, 22
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +103,247 / 4,461 / -3,027
    Trophy Points:
    205
  27. 10,483

    Chan the Wizard

    My Gemsona is autistic
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    Ratings:
    +82,699 / 4,581 / -1,346
    Trophy Points:
    290
  28. 10,268

    The Dude

    Just a Dude, dude..., Male, 36, from Fat City, USA
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    +57,033 / 2,511 / -789
    Trophy Points:
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  29. 10,204

    Tragi-Chan

    Godmaster Reverend, Male, from London
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    Trophy Points:
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    Trilby

    Male, 41
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    Trophy Points:
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  31. 10,109

    flossman

    Draxx. Them. Sklounst., from Milwaukee, WI
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    Trophy Points:
    255
  32. 9,964

    Mariposa Electrique

    In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC., Female, 39, from España (Spain)
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    +62,503 / 5,242 / -1,909
    Trophy Points:
    150
  33. 9,852

    Ass Manager 3000

    I logged in to call you stupid., Female
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    +75,522 / 2,314 / -573
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    250
  34. 9,442

    XYZpdq

    fbi most wanted sskealeaton, from the moon
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    +42,910 / 1,764 / -275
    Trophy Points:
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  35. 9,097

    Bassomatic

    Male, 33, from An uphappy childhood
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    Trophy Points:
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  36. 9,065

    NumberingYourState

    Male
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    Ratings:
    +45,263 / 3,077 / -1,036
    Trophy Points:
    165
  37. 8,975

    Coldgrip

    OG Sexual Thug, 36
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    Ratings:
    +45,128 / 2,835 / -612
    Trophy Points:
    280
  38. 8,910

    Kosher Dill

    Potato Chips
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    Trophy Points:
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  39. 8,813

    DrChristianTroy

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    +27,065 / 1,078 / -551
    Trophy Points:
    220
  40. 8,312

    LagoonaBlue

    Harriet Louise Connor (No bully; have Autism), Female, 24, from United Kingdom
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    Ratings:
    +30,818 / 3,464 / -1,231
    Trophy Points:
    130
  41. 8,110

    vertexwindi

    Ohhh~ banana, 29
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    +73,454 / 4,039 / -701
    Trophy Points:
    330
  42. 8,067

    exball

    He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!, Male, 20, from CWCee Dees
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    +16,877 / 634 / -195
    Trophy Points:
    230
  43. 7,986

    Ravenor

    Purge.
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    Ratings:
    +51,170 / 2,037 / -272
    Trophy Points:
    150
  44. 7,958

    ChurchOfGodBear

    He's just this guy, you know?, Male
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    +39,763 / 1,541 / -209
    Trophy Points:
    295
  45. 7,874

    Uncanny Valley

    masshole, Female, 24, from The Year 2525 (If Man Is Still Alive)
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    +65,235 / 3,192 / -864
    Trophy Points:
    205
  46. 7,865

    Anonymus Fluhre

    No man fears what he has seen grow
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    +26,217 / 1,483 / -434
    Trophy Points:
    100
  47. 7,843

    Watcher

    Cishet dudebro, Male, 26, from Pheonix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma
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    +26,037 / 991 / -116
    Trophy Points:
    175
  48. 7,585

    Holdek

    Down to where? All that is down is only my unclit., Female
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +22,665 / 1,480 / -655
    Trophy Points:
    310
  49. 7,530

    RomanesEuntDomus

    May contain nuts., 33
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    Ratings:
    +49,995 / 2,103 / -385
    Trophy Points:
    200
  50. 7,488

    autisticdragonkin

    Eric Borsheim, Male, 22, from Youkai Mountain
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    Ratings:
    +42,138 / 4,755 / -2,624
    Trophy Points:
    180
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