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  1. 642,990

    AnOminous

    sittin in the fabled catbird seat, from Parts Unknown
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +642,990 / 23,975 / -5,170
    Trophy Points:
    193
  2. 259,027

    Null

    Ooperator, Male
    Messages:
    17,508
    Ratings:
    +259,027 / 13,621 / -4,142
    Trophy Points:
    350
  3. 253,446

    CatParty

    Boo, Male
    Messages:
    34,585
    Ratings:
    +253,446 / 15,950 / -10,066
    Trophy Points:
    385
  4. 170,697

    Dynastia

    woman respecter, from New South Wales
    Messages:
    15,681
    Ratings:
    +170,697 / 13,290 / -7,645
    Trophy Points:
    350
  5. 165,872

    Ruin

    Mercenary Slut, Female
    Messages:
    16,701
    Ratings:
    +165,872 / 8,888 / -1,619
    Trophy Points:
    215
  6. 158,749

    Meowthkip

    WHA HAPPUN TO MEOWTHKIP, WHO DIS PINK NIBBA?, Female, 32, from Murrland
    Messages:
    18,359
    Ratings:
    +158,749 / 5,231 / -889
    Trophy Points:
    400
  7. 142,505

    Jaimas

    American Shotgun Doggo, Male, 37
    Messages:
    13,954
    Ratings:
    +142,505 / 3,820 / -623
    Trophy Points:
    360
  8. 130,440

    SteelPlatedHeart

    Politics are fucking dumb, Male, 33
    Messages:
    17,892
    Ratings:
    +130,440 / 3,386 / -1,363
    Trophy Points:
    305
  9. 125,058

    Y2K Baby

    The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???, from Texas
    Messages:
    5,179
    Ratings:
    +125,058 / 9,427 / -3,071
    Trophy Points:
    250
  10. 121,385

    CWCissey

    Charming Man, Male, 59, from CWCville Lads Club
    Messages:
    22,445
    Ratings:
    +121,385 / 6,466 / -1,342
    Trophy Points:
    285
  11. 117,520

    yawning sneasel

    Trash-Eating Maniac, Male, from Tucson, Tucson, Tucson!
    Messages:
    10,859
    Ratings:
    +117,520 / 10,616 / -6,782
    Trophy Points:
    390
  12. 115,098

    Alec Benson Leary

    Creator of Asperchu
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    +115,098 / 3,917 / -431
    Trophy Points:
    345
  13. 107,028

    Marvin

    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +107,028 / 6,830 / -1,037
    Trophy Points:
    430
  14. 103,075

    Piga Dgrifm

    Where are those good old fashioned values?, Male, 22
    Messages:
    10,600
    Ratings:
    +103,075 / 4,455 / -3,022
    Trophy Points:
    205
  15. 103,055

    Peace and Harmony

    Skyrim belongs to the corgs
    Messages:
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    +103,055 / 4,307 / -1,714
    Trophy Points:
    310
  16. 102,706

    ToroidalBoat

    Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend, from ?
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    10,778
    Ratings:
    +102,706 / 3,877 / -229
    Trophy Points:
    240
  17. 97,998

    Cosmos

    Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet, Female, 23
    Messages:
    6,280
    Ratings:
    +97,998 / 1,872 / -938
    Trophy Points:
    330
  18. 92,469

    Positron

    #LearnToChoke, Male, from a time when everyone knew his place
    Messages:
    15,104
    Ratings:
    +92,469 / 4,671 / -1,709
    Trophy Points:
    215
  19. 91,891

    Feline Darkmage

    Gay Anime Cat, Female, from The Ballpit
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +91,891 / 4,060 / -1,060
    Trophy Points:
    300
  20. 90,411

    repentance

    Female
    Messages:
    12,902
    Ratings:
    +90,411 / 3,769 / -502
    Trophy Points:
    140
  21. 82,691

    Chan the Wizard

    My Gemsona is autistic
    Messages:
    10,482
    Ratings:
    +82,691 / 4,577 / -1,330
    Trophy Points:
    290
  22. 81,918

    Hellfire

    Sugar Cubes
    Messages:
    12,610
    Ratings:
    +81,918 / 3,570 / -1,496
    Trophy Points:
    165
  23. 77,321

    Smutley

    Kill Count: 2
    Messages:
    6,083
    Ratings:
    +77,321 / 2,731 / -655
    Trophy Points:
    405
  24. 75,522

    Ass Manager 3000

    I logged in to call you stupid., Female
    Messages:
    9,852
    Ratings:
    +75,522 / 2,314 / -573
    Trophy Points:
    250
  25. 73,411

    vertexwindi

    Ohhh~ banana, 29
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +73,411 / 4,035 / -698
    Trophy Points:
    330
  26. 69,880

    chimpburgers

    Big league, Male, from Planet Gaus, Rhode Island
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +69,880 / 2,051 / -878
    Trophy Points:
    205
  27. 68,100

    trombonista

    Sparking!, Female, 30, from Illinois
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    12,633
    Ratings:
    +68,100 / 4,077 / -457
    Trophy Points:
    215
  28. 67,606

    Tragi-Chan

    Godmaster Reverend, Male, from London
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +67,606 / 2,498 / -195
    Trophy Points:
    305
  29. 65,204

    Uncanny Valley

    masshole, Female, 24, from The Year 2525 (If Man Is Still Alive)
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +65,204 / 3,190 / -864
    Trophy Points:
    205
  30. 64,569

    Alan Pardew

    MoleeloM, from NavaavaN
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    Ratings:
    +64,569 / 2,106 / -776
    Trophy Points:
    315
  31. 64,568

    TheGreatCitracett

    Mutually Asperged Destruction, Male, from Euroslavia
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +64,568 / 3,083 / -1,921
    Trophy Points:
    280
  32. 64,458

    Flowers For Sonichu

    2nd Team all-confefence in Kick the Autistic, from JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +64,458 / 3,742 / -1,309
    Trophy Points:
    350
  33. 64,386

    ICametoLurk

    SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN, Male
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +64,386 / 4,792 / -3,487
    Trophy Points:
    240
  34. 63,778

    millais

    The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas, from Intranet
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    Ratings:
    +63,778 / 3,593 / -1,169
    Trophy Points:
    215
  35. 62,550

    The American Hedgehog

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    Ratings:
    +62,550 / 4,322 / -1,526
    Trophy Points:
    255
  36. 62,444

    Mariposa Electrique

    In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC., Female, 39, from España (Spain)
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +62,444 / 5,229 / -1,908
    Trophy Points:
    150
  37. 62,323

    BOLDYSPICY!

    I can't get errverr Null's streams, Female, 29, from fracking chemical lolcow central
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +62,323 / 1,385 / -181
    Trophy Points:
    305
  38. 62,071

    Bassomatic

    Male, 33, from An uphappy childhood
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    Ratings:
    +62,071 / 2,984 / -484
    Trophy Points:
    230
  39. 61,306

    multiverse

    in every parallel reality you're a cow
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +61,306 / 1,969 / -1,106
    Trophy Points:
    125
  40. 59,030

    Adamska

    Last Gunman, Male, 27, from Big Shell
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +59,030 / 1,357 / -271
    Trophy Points:
    140
  41. 58,413

    Jewelsmakerguy

    (Cheesy 80s music intensifies), Male, from Canada
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +58,413 / 2,611 / -677
    Trophy Points:
    155
  42. 58,100

    Replicant Sasquatch

    Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +58,100 / 2,095 / -261
    Trophy Points:
    150
  43. 57,402

    Internet War Criminal

    Making America Great Again, One Lift at the Time, Male, 51
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +57,402 / 3,785 / -2,072
    Trophy Points:
    315
  44. 57,014

    The Dude

    Just a Dude, dude..., Male, 36, from Fat City, USA
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +57,014 / 2,509 / -789
    Trophy Points:
    230
  45. 56,374

    Testaclese Maximus

    thoughts are getting darker by the day, from the cum-and-joke mines of mars
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +56,374 / 5,434 / -1,187
    Trophy Points:
    275
  46. 56,134

    Kosher Dill

    Potato Chips
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +56,134 / 2,737 / -379
    Trophy Points:
    245
  47. 56,065

    TowinKarz

    Actually WILL Call Somebody....., Male, 41, from Pennsyltucky
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +56,065 / 2,283 / -196
    Trophy Points:
    155
  48. 54,518

    entropyseekswork

    Vigilante based in America, from Second Law of Thermodynamics
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +54,518 / 2,708 / -1,948
    Trophy Points:
    340
  49. 54,287

    MirnaMinkoff

    Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live., Female
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +54,287 / 1,851 / -192
    Trophy Points:
    200
  50. 53,751

    xenomorph

    I've got more demons where that came from., from LV-426
    Messages:
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    Ratings:
    +53,751 / 2,615 / -1,760
    Trophy Points:
    205
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