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    AnOminous

    life of the mind, from Parts Unknown
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  2. 247,802

    Null

    Male
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    Trophy Points:
    350
  3. 246,938

    CatParty

    Boo, Male
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  4. 164,628

    Dynastia

    woman respecter, from New South Wales
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  5. 161,052

    Ruin

    Mercenary Slut, Female
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  6. 148,555

    Meowthkip

    Gotta have me a good lasaga., Female, 32, from Murrland
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    +148,555 / 4,616 / -760
    Trophy Points:
    400
  7. 136,139

    Jaimas

    Screaming Angry Missile-Launching Rabbit, Male, 37
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    Trophy Points:
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  8. 125,642

    SteelPlatedHeart

    Here far longer than I should have been, Male, 32
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  9. 114,982

    CWCissey

    Charming Man, Male, 59, from CWCville Lads Club
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    yawning sneasel

    Manager, Male, from Bay Area
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  11. 109,414

    Alec Benson Leary

    Creator of Asperchu
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    Peace and Harmony

    Skyrim belongs to the corgs
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    Marvin

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  14. 98,411

    Y2K Baby

    The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???, from Texas
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  15. 97,678

    Piga Dgrifm

    Where are those good old fashioned values?, Male, 22
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    Cosmos

    Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet, Female, 23
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  17. 87,824

    Positron

    Ho ho ho! CNN confirms my existence!, Male, from a time when everyone knew his place
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  18. 86,982

    ToroidalBoat

    Token Hispanic Christmas Friend, from ?
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    repentance

    Female
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  20. 83,057

    Feline Darkmage

    Best/Worst Timeline, Female, from The Ballpit
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  21. 80,840

    Chan the Wizard

    My Gemsona is autistic
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  22. 79,448

    Hellfire

    Sugar Cubes
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  23. 77,208

    Smutley

    Kill Count: 2
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  24. 75,439

    Ass Manager 3000

    I logged in to call you stupid., Female
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  25. 69,687

    chimpburgers

    Big league, Male, from Planet Gaus, Rhode Island
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    vertexwindi

    Ohhh~ banana, 28
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    trombonista

    Dreidelkin, Female, 29, from Illinois
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  28. 64,235

    Flowers For Sonichu

    2nd Team all-confefence in Kick the Autistic, from JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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  29. 61,955

    Tragi-Chan

    Godmaster Reverend, Male, from London
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    ICametoLurk

    SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN, Male
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  31. 60,637

    BOLDYSPICY!

    I can't get errverr Null's streams, Female, 29, from fracking chemical lolcow central
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  32. 60,461

    Alan Pardew

    Mr. John Doe, from Some Place Far Away
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  33. 59,427

    millais

    The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas, from Intranet
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    Bassomatic

    Male, 33, from An uphappy childhood
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    Uncanny Valley

    masshole, Female, 24, from The Year 2525 (If Man Is Still Alive)
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    The American Hedgehog

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  37. 57,755

    Mariposa Electrique

    In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC., Female, 39, from España (Spain)
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  38. 57,477

    TheGreatCitracett

    We gonna sperg down to Autistic Avenue, Male, from Euroslavia
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  39. 57,343

    Internet War Criminal

    Making America Great Again, One Lift at the Time, Male, 51
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  40. 56,986

    Jewelsmakerguy

    (Cheesy 80s music intensifies), Male, from Canada
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  41. 56,974

    Adamska

    Last Gunman, Male, 27, from Big Shell
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  42. 56,122

    Replicant Sasquatch

    Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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  43. 55,167

    The Dude

    Just a Dude, dude..., Male, 36, from Fat City, USA
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  44. 53,926

    Kosher Dill

    Potato Chips
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  45. 53,422

    entropyseekswork

    Vigilante based in America, from Second Law of Thermodynamics
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  46. 51,983

    Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

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  47. 51,226

    Testaclese Maximus

    has a full line of candy canes, from the cum-and-joke mines of mars
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  48. 51,115

    Ravenor

    Purge.
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  49. 50,875

    multiverse

    in every parallel reality you're a cow
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  50. 50,289

    TowinKarz

    Actually WILL Call Somebody....., Male, 41, from Pennsyltucky
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