Recent content by Agent Abe Caprine

Ghosts just want to drink ghost beer, play spooky pranks, and make rooms really cold. Live and let, um, live.

Not being able to recruit over 100 slimes in one sitting. I want to make a slime army, Dragon Quest Builders. Damn consoles are holding my dreams back. I'm sorry, slimes. I have too many friends right now.

Skyrim and Fallout 4 modders are the ones that usually act this childish. Some gladly suck Bethesda's chode just for a chance to maybe work there, too. Modders for other games are usually pretty chill. Especially Morrowind modders. Must be all that CHIM. Oblivion modders just want to grill.

No. We're being renewed for a few more seasons.

Tardigrades are bigger than this sample size. Bean patties are the best meat alternative burgers. Put some honey mustard on a Southwestern one.

The post in that screenshot is from a satire account.

That scene in Shigurui where someone gets their nipples ripped or bitten off. Don't remember if it happened to a man or a woman. Probably both.

That time he made sure no child was left behind.

Of course I'd date your mom.

No filters.

Let me guess. Some retard clicked on a link in an email.

For wolves, it's because of all the symbolism and mythology involving wolves. For dogs, it's because of familiarity.

Yes. My groundskeeper is a homosexual.

Kero engaged in stuff that should remain in Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Null runs a website.

Kiwifarms is an edgy nondenominational church. The pastor says crap during sermons and half the congregation are recovering crackheads with lewd tats covered up by cross tattoos.