Trophies awarded to Alan Pardew

  • I've reconfigured the webserver to better deal with the attack. If you experience 429 errors post in the tech support thread and very clearly describe what you were doing and what page you tried to access. Errors starting with 500 mean the server is down, error 429 means my net caught you. If you experience weird issues with images loading or uploading files, you should also report that. I've changed a ton of settings but the server is face-tanking 500 requests a second now.
  1. 25

    The Line, Held

  2. 75

    Inspirational

    Have over 1000 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
  3. 20

    Before it was cool

    Edit the Lolcow Wiki before open registration was implemented.
  4. 5

    Remember the 1,000,000 goy!

    Join the forums before September 28th, 2015, when we received our 1,000,000th post.
  5. 10

    Manajerk

    The opposition of all lonesome young men on their Love-Quests.
  6. 10

    I Want To Get Off Mr. Jan's Wild Ride

    Survive Deagle Nation.
    (Register before the February 22nd "Jace is a hoax." thread.)
  7. 40

    Talent Finder

    Create a Lolcow thread that receives over 100,000 views.
    This trophy is manually given.
  8. 15

    CWCki Sperg!

    Join the forums before March 1st, 2014 -- the creation of the Parkourdude91 board.
  9. 15

    Christorian

    Join the forums before March 1st, 2013 -- the first month that the Lolcow board existed.
  10. 25

    Inspiration that hard to come by

    Receive 250 Likes on your posts or messages.
  11. 15

    Your thoughts have been inputed

    Receive 100 Likes on your posts or messages.
  12. 10

    Mm, yeah

    Receive 50 Likes on your posts or messages.
  13. 50

    Loyal Sonichu Fan

    An esteemed trophy for the world's most dedicated Sonichu fans.

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