Seriously, you should read "Herr aller Dinge" by Andreas Eschbach if you ever wondered if we somehow potentially pissed off alien life forms or why we haven't managed to establish contact yet. I believe it's available in English, called "Lord of all Things". Definitely worth a read if you're into fictional scenarios that make you go because they could be entirely plausible.
I have nothing useful to say other than I read your post in the Stonetoss sperging thread in Walter’s voice (“DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHITPOST IN A SHITTY THREAD?!”) It was great. Thank you that is all