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Aristophanes
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Aristophanes

Writing plays for Lolcows since 446 BC, 22

BIG, BLACK DICK Oct 28, 2018

Aristophanes was last seen:
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    1. J A N D E K
      J A N D E K
      Thank you for the follow, good sir. I once wrote an essay on one of your wonderful, ribald comedies - “Lysistrata” - back in university.
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      2. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        Wonderful! What did you think of Lysistrata?
        Dec 1, 2018
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      3. J A N D E K
        J A N D E K
        It is a timeless, hilarious comedy classic. How could a play about a woman-led sex-strike, to stop a war, not be?!
        Dec 1, 2018
    2. Aristophanes
      Aristophanes
      BIG, BLACK DICK
    3. Bassomatic
      Bassomatic
      Saw you said you are into HEMA, is that a good place or should I look else where for spear hunting? Looks like I'll have a chance come this summer and I don't want to end up too mauled.
      1. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        If you're looking for spear fighting techniques, HEMA is a good place to start. There aren't too many sources on spear hunting specifically, but a number of combat techniques can be applied in the context of hunting.
        Oct 25, 2018
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      2. Bassomatic
        Bassomatic
        Thank you kindly, figured it'll be close but wondered if there was something aimed more for that vs another person. There's a big school near me I'll have to poke my head in.
        Oct 25, 2018
    4. scorptatious
      scorptatious
      Happy Birthday!
    5. NotoriousD
      NotoriousD
      Happy Birthday, comrade Aristophanes! May your day be full of plenty of alcohol and happy times!
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      2. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        Thank you, fellow Kiwi! I shall drink as long as liver will allow it.
        Oct 10, 2018
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    6. EmperorJustinianl
    7. Your Weird Fetish
      Your Weird Fetish
      Seriously, stop undermining Athenian foreign policy you fucking Spartaboo. The Peloponnesians are laughing at us.
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    8. Bassomatic
      Bassomatic
      Wanted to keep it out of the thread but this is getting down right scary with Lucas.. I dunno exactly what line is crossed but maybe some of us regs should powwow a PM about if/what to do?
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      2. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        Yeah, Lucas has crossed into the grey area where it becomes vague as to if intervention is the right thing to do, as it could potentially make the situation worse. The Farms has dealt with sex offenders before, but this time seems more confusing.
        Mar 18, 2018
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      3. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        I would say the best thing to do at the moment is to archive everything in the thread, and make sure nobody does anything that will tip Lucas over the edge. Getting a mod's perspective on this issue may clear things up a bit.
        Mar 18, 2018
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      4. Bassomatic
        Bassomatic
        You are right that is our best bet, I'm sure one would be happy to chime in and advise since they would know this stuff probably a lot more efficiently and effectively than we would.
        Mar 18, 2018
    9. Chandler Cats
      Chandler Cats
      What kind of re-enactment do you do? I minored in history and am also a costumer.
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      3. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        Pirates were always have a lot of fun at the shows we've shared with them, as do the Wild West and Cold War guys.
        Jan 4, 2018
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      4. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        I would say that the "lolcows" of the reenactment world mostly seem to be either US/English Civil War, Napoleonic or WW2 folks. Those periods seem to be a major attraction to cows somewhat, and also have the tendency to be extremely accident-prone.
        Jan 4, 2018
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      5. Chandler Cats
        Chandler Cats
        Isn’t that the truth. Our joke here about US Civil War reenactors is when does that battle for the Funnel Cake stand occur? I’d love to see the book you mentioned. Re-enactment battle field injuries are often horrible and hilarious at the same time. There’s a great reenactor meme site on FB somewhere which is often hystericalif you are a smart person who knows history.
        Jan 4, 2018
    10. NIGGO KILLA
      NIGGO KILLA
      So youre a history buff i see?

      what do you focus on the most in your subject?
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      2. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        My degree program at university is Ancient and Medieval History, so I tend to focus mostly in those areas - so my period of study covers everything from the end of early Egypt right through to the late 15th century AD. I'm currently working on my dissertation for my final year, and I chose late Medieval Scandinavia a my main research area. Plus I So quite a variety really.
        Aug 26, 2017
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    11. NotAKitty
      NotAKitty
      βρεκεκεκὲξ κοὰξ κοάξ!
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    12. Ashurbanipal
      Ashurbanipal
      Fuck you're older than me
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    13. Kilted Gentleman
      Kilted Gentleman
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    14. Rumpled Foreskin
      Rumpled Foreskin
      I like to imagine you're Lucas with one iota of awareness. Welcome to the Farms, friend.
      1. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        Thanks, I've encountered a fair few folks with bipolar in my life time, so I've gained some sense of awareness as to how it affects people such as Lucas.
        Jun 6, 2017
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      2. Aristophanes
        Aristophanes
        I'm happy to be here at the farms, and thank you forn the warm welcome.
        Jun 6, 2017
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      3. Rumpled Foreskin
        Rumpled Foreskin
        You're most welcome. I just hope you've lurked a sufficient amount/understand the atmosphere here. You seem like a stand up character, and I, as well as others I'm sure, appreciate your input. Salut.
        Jun 6, 2017
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    15. Aristophanes
      Aristophanes
      Following lolcows since 446 BC
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