• ”I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).”
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Asperchewy

Make Microsoft Paint Great Again, Female, 117, from Kashyyyk

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    1. Gook Choy
      Gook Choy
      LMFAO @ your avatar. Bravo.
      1. Neil Venegas and Asperchewy like this.
    2. Vrakks
      Vrakks
      i-is that a mona lisa wookie bulla with a sonichu medallion
      1. Asperchewy likes this.
    3. Trilby
      Trilby
      The fact this existed makes me wish someone used it to cut up LP cover's just to have something irrelevant and ironic for tard cum caps to use/trade/whatever! I would've so made that my thing (randomly cutting out pictures from all sorts of things like porn mags and see if people notice)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9r50EYJh0
      1. Asperchewy likes this.
      2. Trilby
        Trilby
        I'm taking a cue form Vaporwave here and sticking that in with Pogs!
        Jun 9, 2017
      3. Asperchewy
        Asperchewy
        I think i remember that commercial too. Damn how times have changed.
        Jun 17, 2017
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      4. Trilby
        Trilby
        Oh they have, I remember when laser pointers suddenly became cheap enough to be sold out of mall kiosks and convenence stores, rather than the very expensive ones used by school teachers.
        Jun 17, 2017
    4. xenomorph
      xenomorph
      HAHAHA, that was fast. Nice avi fam a lam.
    5. Watcher
      Watcher
      Punch it chewie
      1. ShavedSheep and Asperchewy like this.
      2. Asperchewy
        Asperchewy
        Throat or Donkey? Either way I'm game.
        Feb 11, 2017
        ShavedSheep likes this.
    6. Loxiozzz
      Loxiozzz
      Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
      ... I was told by a neighbourhood nerd that that means happy birthday in wookie.
      1. ShavedSheep and Asperchewy like this.
    7. tehpope
      tehpope
      1. ShavedSheep and Asperchewy like this.
    8. Brad Watson_Miami
      Brad Watson_Miami
      Asperchewy / anonymous cow ard,

      6/10/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

      Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

      Note: You can repent...

      c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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      3. Asperchewy
        Asperchewy
        You know I'm a Wookie, right? To think Jesus would know such a thing...
        Jun 12, 2016
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      4. LordCustos3
        LordCustos3
        @Asperchewy. Brad will get you reincarnated as whatever Jar-Jar Binx was.
        Jun 13, 2016
        ShavedSheep likes this.
      5. Asperchewy
        Asperchewy
        If I turn into a Gungan I'll hang myself with my tounge
        Jun 13, 2016
        ShavedSheep likes this.
    9. Loxiozzz
      Loxiozzz
      I didn't think chewing ass was very healthy, but it seems to be doing wonders for you! Just look at that glowing fur
      1. ShavedSheep, OtterParty and Trilby like this.
      2. Asperchewy
        Asperchewy
        it only took 100 years. by the time i was 15, i was conditioned to eat large amounts of ass. blame it on my upbringing.
        Feb 5, 2016
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