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Step aside Dave Strider we've got Dave Standard!

>>>Andy: Admire your Dad's Homoerotic Tapestries

Is this actually happening? I mean I'm happy to feed into it, but I can't tell if this is just an elaborate joke, or not

I imagine (and what a horrible image to imagine) that the moment his lips touch their underused oversensitive dicks they just.... unload immediately. That's how pathetic a man I think we're looking at. Honestly, someone said it awhile ago but, when she claims Gamergate is all she's known for...

Considering how mad Hussie is, I wonder if he already communes with them regularly?

IDK maybe if they revived the version of vriska with character development all her "improvements" would be more understandable? Doesn' change the fact Hussie wrote himself into a corner with 4 immortal final bosses

I mean from what I've heard described above, Psycholonials Protag doesn't sound like Vriska. Vriska at least makes sense in context, we understand the society, culture and circumstances around all of which not only encouraged thoughtless violence, but REQUIRED it for her to survive. Vriska had a...

eeeeeeh Iffy, Homestuck is pretty clearly big on metatextual implication and symbolism. The implication of the kids inventories is that it relates how they organize their possessions, its more of a "flavor text" type of way to show the characters uniqueness, with comedic potential. It gets more...

With this in mind, it does beg the question how horrible Hussie himself is vs. wether he's a doormat for the whatPumpkin parasites around him using him as their mouth piece

Well my point is that there is logic that can be applied to the end of their general appearance. The Tumblr Fan Waves point was "They'd be better if they were black!"

Well Jade and Jake grew up on fucking islands unsupervised, it makes sense that they would have some island tans/more olive or bronzed skin tones. But the other 6 kids are more or less implied to be mostly indoor kids. knitting/fanfiction/drinking/magic/robotics. These hobbies don't HAVE to be...

You make a lot of sense. On a side note, someone good at photoshop put Brianna Wu's face on a giant spider next to Hussie. No reason.

OH GOD is Hussie gonna run for office in Massachusetts?!?!?! OH GOD HE'S CLOWN TROONING OUT COULD HE RUN ALONG SIDE BRIANNA WU??? AGAINST HER??!?!?!

I feel like he's in league with this spider, if he was feeding it and thus at its mercy, I'd have expected whatPumpkin staff to have disappeared into it's maw over the years.

The stories his ex wife could tell us