• "Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams."
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Sep 10, 1994 (Age: 22)

Captain Lhurgoyf

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    Founded as the CWCki Forums, and originally dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler, the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are fascinating for reasons distinct to each spectator. We document the phenomenon, with every member bringing different perspectives and opinions to discussion. It is this diversity which has caused our peculiar community to thrive.

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