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    holla holla get $

    holla holla get $
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    Cinemassacre/Angry Video Game Nerd

    it's a more streamlined version of trespasser. FOV is pretty low, but it's a pretty neat game worth your time. If trespasser was far cry, then peter jackson's king kong would be far cry instincts predator if that makes sense
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    9/11/2019 - Kiwi Farms in a panic today over data breach

    oh no now everyone knows that i live in the republic of congo
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    War Israel and Hezbollah Exchange Fire

    it almost looks like a famas.
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    Lana Del Rey just came out against furries and called them ‘gross’

    well to be fair, he did build himself up like that on twitter for a good few months. he's passed that now, but still.
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    it's simple their training regiment is madness
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    the US military is very competent, every military force on earth has issues like this that happen all the time. they're just kept out of the spotlight and in private. the US is one of the few ones where people are allowed to go public with these issues. if you want to see the US as a street...
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    i would rather have a exceptional marine by my side who works hard, than a genius airforce officer who's never seen a day of combat and is lazy
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    Victor Mignogna v. Funimation Productions, LLC, et al.

    then i don't know, they know they don't have a case. end of story
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    Victor Mignogna v. Funimation Productions, LLC, et al.

    they could potentially be putting themselves in the grey area to garner as much negative attention towards vic. This could be used to have the defendants win in a higher court because it would be nigh impossible to find a jury that hasn't heard about this case. It could also be used to kangaroo...
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    reserves>national guard
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    Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime

    zoey is fucking lucky that this guy didn't decide to take her with him. one of these days she's going to piss off the wrong person and regret everything she's ever done, mark my words
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    i just remembered this when i was driving back home, but i owe an apology to ubisoft. I thought that black beard's look and weapons were exceptional, where he has a big dumb desert eagle that shoots .50 AE, valkyrie has a dumbass spas 12, and blackbeard's ability is some scotch tape attached to...
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    War Navy commander orders SEALs to shape up

    40,000/6 years = 6,666.666666666667‬ a year. but for real though, you may get 40K as a big bonus but you still lose because you decided to join the army for some fucking reason

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