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    World Mike Pence says banning pride flags at US embassies is 'the right decision'

    mike pence should rig a rainbow flag to burn through electricity. that would just be the icing on the cake
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    What would trigger your transsexual woman anus of a man sexual pleasure

    do you realize that 4chan exists? you can just go there and rile those fuckers up pretty easily.
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    College suspends student for posing with gun at gun range

    "During the following suspension meeting, Gary-Donovan allegedly said that Dallas had a “mean look” on her face in the picture, and that she was possessing “illegal guns.” Also according to the complaint, Gary-Donovan told Dallas that “things you do in the dark come in to the light.” " just say...
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    Chris Franklin/Errant continues his spiel on video game companies' political stances

    it means "I agree with centrism except when it's against me"
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    Disaster Michigan 'beyond 11th hour' as Asian carp move closer to Great Lakes

    why don't we just cross breed in another invasive species specifically designed to kill asian carp and once they're all gone, the invasive species that we developed ends up dying because it can only feed on asian carp
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    Disaster Multiple Flu Cases Confirmed at San Diego Migrant Shelter

    is this going to be the swine flu all over again?
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    YouTube changing the way subscriber counts are displayed by exclusively using rounded numbers

    my money's on this not working, and outside sources can still track subscribers by the individual numbers
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    Culture Swedes up in arms as govt mulls potential ban on ancient ‘Nazi’ runes

    about time the swedish people started fighting back
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    Law In letter, 'American Taliban' John Walker Lindh said ISIS 'doing a spectacular job'

    i mean he's just proving that america is a better country by letting him speak. our enemies sure as fuck wouldn't let people speak their minds
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    Law Major breakthrough as Australian Federal Police arrest nerd over giving video editing software to ISIS

    i wonder if he did it on purpose or not. it doesn't say in the article. also, of course it's brisbane
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    salt thread

    the plane ones were way worse. easily the worst mission in the entire game is when you have to fly a plane behind another plane so that you can highjack it. run-killing mission, 100%
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    Culture Republican Google Engineer Writes Open Letter About Company’s ‘Outrage Mobs’ And ‘Witch Hunts’

    it's all a publicity stunt. a lot of companies will say they want an open and free market, but the second another company comes into that market that they don't like, they're anti competition and they want that company gone. same thing with a lot of leftist stuff too. the left will say that...
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    LGBT Kiwis

    i am bill gate
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