Recent content by Clay Claymore

You think El Bobbo knows how to code?

Just finished catching up on the last nine pages of this thread. Holy Christ, a lot happens when you don’t pay attention to Bob for a few weeks.

Is that what his complaint is about? Those police towers that let you unlock more of the map? That thing I completed in like 35 minutes. Holy Christ, Bob.

I must have missed something, but what exactly does he mean by Ubisoft Tower? He mentioned that was why he never finished Spider-Man PS4.

I wonder if he’s “fighting” with his trolls because he feels that he can get away with it because of new management at the Escapist won’t reprimand him.

That nasty ass Mac n cheese, I feel, is just yet another example of Bob trying to pass himself off as better than he actually is. In this case, he probably thinks himself to be like those famous cooks on TV.

Man, I’m so glad someone with a degree in... (checks notes) ...Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications, is lecturing people about science.

Ah yes Bob, Disney is totally killing off Buzz Lightyear, one of the most famous, recognizable characters from the movie. Good logic there, Bobbo.

Well, considering that his new avatar looks like a fat guy trying way too hard to look and be cool, I’d say it’s an improvement in that it more accurately sets the tone for all his videos.

Tried watching that dude's Venom review. Goddamn, it's horrible. Jumpcuts after every sentence, obvious reading of his script, unfunny skits and jokes...

Warner Bros has blocked my three-hour BvS video out of spite!! Not because I'm basically showing the entire movie while adding a bunch of nothing! Also, I checked and the individual parts are still up, so what exactly is he complaining about?

If you give MovieBob a cookie, he’ll want more cookies. If you give MovieBob more cookies, he’ll start to gain weight. If MovieBob gains weight, he’ll have a higher chance of contracting diabeetus. If MovieBob contracts diabeetus, his brain starts to turn to mush. If MovieBob’s brain turns...

I like how every “woke” person is now suddenly behind Taylor Swift. They’re ignorant to the fact that she’s only doing this because she hasn’t had a mainstream hit since 2014. “The outline is still there, but who’s driving now?” ...Bob Iger? The guy who runs the company? James Gunn wasn’t...

No, because there's no such thing, Bobbo. You are just a fanboy who just happens to get a paycheck for all your dumb little opinions. And even if you call your glorified vlog videos a "living," considering that you have no security and you always complain about money woes, sounds to me it's...

Is Bob really still upset about a Mario movie being made by the same studio that did the Minions? I will never understand his love for a stale franchise that hasn’t really evolved in decades.