Ha! My phone just buzzed. I thought I was getting a message from some one wanting my attention. Turns out it's just low battery. The relief of not dealing with anyone i know made me laugh. I probably need medication.
Blend frozen strawberries and black pepper, mix with equal volume vodka. Shred in basil leaves. Keep in freezer. Decant as needed into glasses and top up with soda water.
Note to self: do this more often.
I just got home after a month and my plants are dead. Im disproportionately upset. Parents said they were gonna come in and water them but apparently they didn't. Prob just over emotional due to illness and a long train journey. But rn, I'm really upset about those fucking pot plants.
So. I just finished a business trip, eating crap holiday inn food on the company dime and today is pretty blah ...then i check KF and Greer chimps out and fails at a DMCA. Im laughing into my phone. (...Alone; like a spaz). Today is redeemed.