Recent content by Coffee Shits

The T9 system? It was great. You could get proficient at it the same way you could QWERTY. Autocorrect with touch screens doesn't come close.

The gayops has expanded to the imageboards. Baton 'em down, boys, we're in for a long night.

Lol. Good to know these dummies are so mad they will perjure themselves in a provable way.

I hear there's many kind and empathetic individuals in the afterlife. Maybe you should try killing yourself. :^)

I need someone to pay attention to me! The only thing sadder than that noose is that selfie.

I can't believe brony conventions are still going on. You'd think after a decade that autistic flame would have burned itself out. If Chris hasn't been in a major airport lately I don't think he's gonna make it there. He'll spend most of the time tweeting the usual nonsense while waiting for...

Flippantly I would use "stealing"; I don't have a better term off-hand to describe it. If you're sneaking in and sitting in a seat that, even potentially, someone else paid for, I think "stealing" would work. Movie theaters probably much the same. Let's say it's sold out. You're sitting in a...

I get the physical argument where it's not equivalent to shoplifting - downloading a torrent doesn't prevent someone else from buying the disc. But I'm still getting it where I should be paying for it - someone else's labor is not being compensated. I'm not sure how else to describe it without...

Yes, we do jungle!

I've found pirating to be less morally ambiguous when I admit that yes, it's stealing, and no, I don't care that the authors are not being paid. The alternative is endless navel-gazing about whether or not logging on to $TORRENT_SITE is a sin, and if my ISP doesn't give a damn, neither can I.

Soultrap + enhance some attribute spell, then point at feet is just as good as Godhood. I don't remember the details but if you're not running around at maximum Speed and Strength stat with everyone trying to kill you then you're doing it wrong.

I am currently working off a beer buzz, so I will have to politely disagree. Dark beers, mind you - IPAs are for hipsters and fags (but I repeat myself).

Single mothers will raise male children to be weak because they can't comprehend the male psyche, and female children to be cunts because they hate the man who knocked them up. Single fathers generally do alright, raising children who are emotionally cold, but best of luck finding this in the wild.

There is no overlap between trannies and people worthy of respect. "The good ones" are ticking time bombs just like the rest.

Funny, but I clicked through to the author's site and he seems like a fag. Hexcells sucks and if you like it more than Minesweeper you are wrong.