Cowlick
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  • Your fucking stupid face is back in my vision.

    Get it out of my vision now!
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have posted many places many times the way to get rid of my pic & other things regarding me, & yet those who can have yet to do it. Complain to them.
    Just curious, do you include a picture of yourself on the inside dust covers of your erotica novels?
    @GlueStick this is @Cowlick

    He is living proof of why trying to defend your honor on Kiwi Farms is a very bad idea.

    Especially over minor inconveniences like teenagers throwing Taco Bell wrappers on your lawn (or being a shitty erotica writer)
    Watching @Syaoran Li dump all over you, on your own wall no less, is better than reading your thread.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    You are projecting at levels that are off the chart. You won't provide evidence of your heterosexuality because you don't have any evidence. Even if you're straight, you're still an ugly and impotent virgin, And you know we won't delete the thread on you. But it doesn't really affect you in real life. You could put your ego aside and walk away. But you won't.
    nagant 1895
    nagant 1895
    TJ Church, you are a liar, worse than that, you are a bad liar. That the world puts up with you is a testament to how much entertainment you unwittingly provide. That you continue to entertain is a testament to how stupid you are. I hope you live to see the sun go out, serving as a scion of stupidity for my children and their children on into eternity.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    Your children have stupidity regardless of me. That is solely due to being related to you, & proof of your stupidity id that you are unaware of that, not to mention also unaware of the fact you seem to see me as a bad liar when the fact is I appear bad at lying because I am not lying.
    What's with your posts in the internal forum discussions? I'm legitimately curious.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I don't know. Some places here I get E-mails about replies, &/or am mentioned, but am not allowed to respond. I post only if I am able AND see a reason.
    So, I hear you like Mudkipz, Do you like Real Time With Bill Maher?

    Also, I wonder if rasslin's on tonight....
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    Never watched "Real Time", nor do I know who/what "Mudkipz" is/are.
    You never told us that you knew how to play the banjo!
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have hydrocephalus. However, I have never had a fantasy about Lebron, & don't care whether you have or not.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    Your posts on Literotica and Kiwi Farms make your lust for basketball players very apparent...
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have never made any posts regarding my lusts for athletes, outside of the fact they don't exist.
    Hey TJ, how's life under the bridge?

    Any luck with your ass-peddling business yet?
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    Only the one in the middle is correct, & I think it's ironic how your thinking I'm stupid only proves you are.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    Ah, so you admit you are diabetic! Then why do you deny your diagnosis?
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I say the possibility of that one exists. It has yet to be proven definitively.
    Sup, TJ. You take your diabetes medication today?

    How's the water in your head? Your impotence still bothering you?
    You coming down to the Habsburg Family reunion up there in Dillhole, West Virginia? You'll be able to hang out with your mother-sister and your uncle-father, as well as your cousin-brothers too!

    I hear they even have an outhouse for having sex in, just like your first time.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I am not doing any of the above, just as none of my family nor yours has ever done me nor will ever (outside of your dreams).
    You will never have sex with a woman and you will never get your thread deleted.

    Feels bad man
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have already done the former, & will never rule out the latter.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    The thirty-six year old impotent virgin is in the house
    Hey TJ, how's your impotence treating you?

    Also, I found a great man of historical renown that reminds me of you. He was of royal blood, and you do strike me as the kind of person with the genetics of royalty.

    King Charles II of Spain
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have no impotence nor connection to royalty. (You may be confused, as your sole sexual relations have been with beings the quality of which are usually flushed down the throne.)
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    You are right in that you are not royalty. But you're still an ugly impotent virgin.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I am neither a virgin nor a faggot, whereas you are potentially both.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    I am neither the King of Norway nor the President of the Weimar Republic, whereas you are still an inbred diabetic waterhead with bad teeth and an intact virginity.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I am neither inbred, a waterhead (which is not even a word), nor a virgin.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    Your thread would have been forgotten had you not wasted years shitting it up.

    Don't Feed The Trolls.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I have not done that, but many other members have. Regardless, it should be removed, not forgotten.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    It will not be removed and thanks to your efforts, it will never be forgotten either. You could have prevented all of this had you not posted in your own thread, which was forgotten and had like three posts total before you started shitting it up
    So, who is your favorite porn star? Mine is Cole Smithey, he was the fluffer in the 1990 John Ford classic Old Mothers and Hung Brothers, which seems to be right up your alley given your love of big black dicks. The guy has a Patreon if you want to talk to him. Be sure to tell him that you're from Kiwi Farms and Toy Story 3 was your favorite movie, otherwise he won't notice you.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    You might know that, but I wouldn't, as I have a life outside of porn & this site.
    Syaoran Li
    Syaoran Li
    Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire!

    Also, you apparently never saw a really awesome show called The Shield. I made a reference to that show, dipshit.
    Cowlick
    Cowlick
    I am not lying about that, & you only make reference to pants being on fire because thinking of me makes the pants-covered area of your anatomy hot. Also, no matter if I saw "The Shield", nor anything else you've referenced or not.
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