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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    What is so "bold" about lying? If I had to guess, you've done it at least once a day for years. Also, regardless of the possibility I admit exists that other members are as smart as I (if not more so), your stated assumption that all are smarter than me, & furthermore you stating it as certainly...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    I have to brag here about how smart I am or the majority of you seem to see the things I write that you fail to understand as my lack of intelligence when it is truly due to yours. Also, I have a very active life away from this site, which is why I have 30+ notifications (the majority of which...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    I already posted today that I have no interest in posting anything here about myself besides correcting false postings. I also posted today that I am not a degenerate, & while @Null may call me his best friend, I have plenty of friends offline, to say nothing of away from this site.
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Past the first 10 seconds (to see what it was/was about), not worth my time. I literally, honestly can't tell you the last time I posted anything on Literotica. 1] I am not a degenerate, especially not when compared to some of the other members here. 2] I have MANY interests & activities...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    1] More than 5 showed up to this year's, & it was one of the smaller ones I recall attendance-wise. Also, our family tree is much bigger than any wreaths I've seen, & we don't share the issues many members here do of relatives not wanting it to be known who they're related to. 2] I am...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    1] @Agoraphobic Bullshit , I did some of that in the past (literally years ago), but have not in an amount of time I literally am unable to measure. Also, I would be more than happy to admit to still having some degeneracy in me. However, unlike the majority of members here who seem to try to...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    @Syaoran Li , I am smarter than you & the majority of other members here. I have never been homosexual & never will be. Also, I have no need to defend myself here, as many claims made about me here (including yours) are by people who know nothing about me (& likely little about anything else), &...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    I have no sexual degeneracy, & no part of "TMI" is a verb.
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    1] I knew that. 2] The question was not about the quantity of bones, but dicks.... I shouldn't have to point that out, since you are the one who asked it.
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Not sure what this question refers to, but regardless, the answer is no.
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    1] @Syaoran Li : 1A] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them. 1B] I am none of the things you describe me as. Also, brevity went out the proverbial window months ago. 1C]...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Close, but mistaken... I simply have & utilize my skull & bones, unlike many members here who spend the majority of their time trying to finnd people who will fill their skulls with the other person's bones (reciprocation optional).
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    @Trombonista , before I even knew I was mentioned on this site. Whether or not one is a freak is unable to be determined based solely upon their looks. As for whether or not I am crazy-looking, that seems to (in this case) be an opinion, which explains why those who clearly believe themselves...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    1] I am neither crazy-looking nor a freak. 2] One of the italicized is correct & one is not. (Further info: The italicized word in your final sentence is correct, but there is a mistaken word in it.) 3] I don't care what a "Poobah" is (my spell-check says not a word), but am curious why the...
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    Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick

    Why? I already became a member without doing myself like the majority of you do on a regular basis.
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