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    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    Imagine being 50 and looking like a relative of the Hutts.
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    2019-10-16 - Federal Grand Jury Subpoena

    Eh, in that Steamer guy's thread, I forgot his name (Leonard, I think?), his lawyer actually had to read the username Cumrobbery in court. So, that was 10/10.
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    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    Nick addressed this in his stream. Chupp accepted a binder of evidence from MoRonica's team. He REFUSED to accept Ty's binder and wouldn't look at any evidence Ty presented (which is called heavy bias). Ty went in for a prima facie case and Chupp wanted to do an evidentiary hearing. If a...
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    Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl

    To be fair, it's nice to not even imagine her having a bush, much less reproductive parts or the state thereof of them. 🤮
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    Disaster Rep. Elijah Cummings, House Oversight Committee Chair, is dead at 68 due to health complications

    Okay, so, we now know that Donald Trump is a fucking wizard and whoever starts shit with him meets horrible, horrible fates. This is now confirmed.
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    Disaster 74% Of Adults Have Been Harassed Online, Study Says

    Lol, is the writer of that article gay or something? They just need to accept us Neo-Nazis are far to the right and they're left and wrong. White power. And things. Did I harass right? The, ah, definition has become muddled over the years over actual assault, stolen items, threatening and...
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    Disaster Charging bison flings 9-year-old girl into the air at Yellowstone

    Let's cause problems and annoy creatures that weigh about a ton on the higher end of their scales (males). -Insert video.- People who get trampled:
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    Trashfire 4chan /r9k/ poster kills fembot (Brandon Andrew Clark, Bianca Michelle Devins "Oxychan")

    I guess you could say... after her, he was the neckst in line. 😎
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    Nick Rekieta's Weeb Wars videos & livestreams

    So, ah... how are the KickVic crowd gonna react when Ron and Monica lose? I mean, we saw what happened with Trump's election when those people had a mental melt-down when their reality came crumbling down. I don't think they'll last this one without the cheese sliding off their cracker, onto...
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    Nick Rekieta's Weeb Wars videos & livestreams

    I mean, pick a fight with more lawyers and a form of their income, what's the worst that can happen?
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    Nick Rekieta's Weeb Wars videos & livestreams

    Super Lawyer attempts to deposition Vic. It hurt itself in its confusion. Yeah, watching that - Vic definitely gets the sympathetic factor. He appeared earnest, honest, and even seemed to enrapture Lemoine. He doesn't look like a weasel that got its ballsgina caught in the same bear trap...
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    Science Study finds enough fecal matter on McDonald's touchscreens to put people in the hospital

    Almost like the refugees you invited wipe with their hands (six London locations).
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    Law Fugitive wanted on 865 counts of child rape arrested in Florida

    This is going to sound sick, but it's from an old medical documentary I watched - it was covering child injuries and such in medical emergencies. Children's ability to heal and recover from physical injury is rather ridiculous, apparently. One kid got scalped completely, had it sewn back on...
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    Disaster Jeff Bezos says National Enquirer is threatening to publish his nude photos

    ... Nobody will buy it if they knew that would be the contents. That's... just not something anyone wants to see - even if it is true.

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