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    "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    Hal is everybody's internet pal. Nuking his archive would cause a revolt from the masses and adpocalypse 4 or 5... whichever one we're up to now. Metokurist Murdochian is a literal mad scientist who has crafted an algorithm so devastating it is said that not even "YouTube rewind" could contain...
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    What's your avatar? thread

    Darth Maul after chewing 5 Gum. Just kidding, it's clearly Jack Frost.
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    That has to be one of the laziest thumbnails I've seen from Doug. The head looks way to big for Tidus's body and really looks just slapped-on. He needs to beg Maorbot to return and give this series the decent thumbnails it had before he boldly fled.
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    "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    I became Facebook friends with David Stay after the stream and he is truly one of the most woke, red pilled motherfuckers on the planet. Boudler Boy Mundane Matt's got nothing on Jim's new BFF.
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    Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort

    He had seen Tonkasaw and Warski fall before his show blew up. I thought it was third time lucky with Gunt, finally somebody gets it; put on an entertaining show, read the superchats, call it a day. Never thought that merely a year later, the Gunt would fall into the same traps his predecessors...
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    I had 5 minutes to kill. I'm sorry. I hope there's chili dogs in Hell.
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    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Spoony is having a conversation with... God. It's about as cringe-worthy as that time Vince McMahon fake wrestled God if Vince had also worn a fedora to the ring. I swear, I didn't make fake this one. :lit:
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    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    There was a time when I thought this downward spiral was going to be revealed as a bit, something he was setting up to be a plot point to the movie, like he was Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman prior to "I'm Still Here." The longer it wore on, it became increasingly clear that Spoony was not...
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    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    He could just turn the camera on and sit there, and this chorus of pathetic barking seals that he's SOMEHOW managed to keep in his fanbase will just start chucking down the superberries for the privilege. He has a licence to print money and just squanders it, then tweets up a storm looking for...
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    Brenton Tarrant posts on 8chan, shoots up Mosque killing 49 muslims in New Zealand, livestreams from GoPro

    This happened in my city and I now have to use a vpn to visit half the internet. (8chan, 4chan, liveleak and even Kiwifarms geoblocked.) This is the sort of thing that never, ever happens here. The last mass shooting that came anywhere near this was Aramoana 29 years ago and the body count there...
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Rachel Tietz left rather suddenly, Doug had to fill the "chick sidekick" gig fast and Tamara was probably still hanging around the studio after the Catwoman review.
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    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Someone should reply something like "Finally! Noah, we've been trying to reach you for YEARS, making your coma-induced fever dream as insane as possible so you'd wake up!"
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    I miss Marobot. His video thumbnail comics were fun, creative and not just lazily Photoshopping Doug's head into everything.
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    Artcow Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

    That's a dude with boobs.

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