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    World Former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit to be accorded state funeral

    Her last name is pretty much what I'd say in Contra or Metal Slug after doing really well for a bit then dying. I may have to change from "shit-cock" to "dick-shit" in her honor.
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    Science Arctic fox goes on epic 2,000-mile journey from Norway to Canada, leaving scientists stunned

    Maybe Arctic Hares? That'd be one of my guesses, failing that probably carrion.
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    Titania McGrath: 'Queen of woke Twitter culture' sheds his online mask

    Yes, yes it did really fuckin' happen. https://www.chronicle.com/article/What-the-Grievance/244753
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    Titania McGrath: 'Queen of woke Twitter culture' sheds his online mask

    I legit hate getting lumped in with Millennials cause of being born in the early 80's. As dumb as it sounds Xennials are a thing, I've noticed that a lot of the people that were around pre-internet boom from the same time period are a lot less prone to going full blown "woke" and have a bit...
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    Social Justice Warriors

    I've been saying it's over when we finally get a remake of the movie PCU for a while now. I have a weird feeling that it'll get announced soon as well. It'll probably happen after Trump get's reelected would be my guess.
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    Cursed Images

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    Law House to vote today on impeachment resolution against Trump

    He pretty much is just Donald Trump in Dick Cheney's body. I just hope Donald isn't using kid brains to make cyborgs.
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    Portland is weird megathread

    Night of the Living Rednecks off of Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death.
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    Infected Something Awful and Friends

    Have a feeling if we tried that on the farms some autist would do a writing analysis and root out who they really are anyway.
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    NeoGAF & ResetERA

    Imgur blocks links originating from Kiwifarms cause we're bad people, or something like that.
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    Bloodstained + Castlevania/Metroidvania

    Painkiller is pretty much Gothic Serious Sam.
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    Magic The Gathering

    I just don't like it cause it comes off as somebody who barely knows what they're talking about or just wants the game simplified. Maybe he just doesn't understand the concept of a disenchant or nature's claim? Hell almost every color has a little something to take care of problems you're...
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    The superpower of showmanship.
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    Disaster Armed man attacking Tacoma’s ICE detention center killed in officer-involved shooting

    Only thing I can think of is to covert it to .mp4 and download it for the time being.

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