Fancy Carstairs

I love weed

kys

We didn't even get to take our picture with him! We felt bad for Chris

She got all spergy and pointed at Chris saying stuff like "b-bent! Julie!". Chris began to cry and left. My friend and I were upset

We got very excited and asked him to sit with us. My friend brought someone else and this girl recognized Chris but instead of being cool

I had a dream last night that I was with an old friend at some kind of event, like at a legion or an armory. We saw Chris Chan there

fart the good fart

birdwatching and vice versa

Survived the hurricane whoo

"My dogs are my babies" says my mother in law, who literally never spends time with or pets them, her husband feeds and pets them

There is an impending hurricane and my mother in law is trying to find an open store so she can get "her creamer"

Sitting around waiting on hurricane matthew to hit

I need to go somewhere, anywhere

Are dylann roof fangirls called Roofies?

Happy Birthday!

weed is the highlight of my lowlife

Just, fuck

I have pneumonia. It's weird to think about.

I have been a stranger in a strange land