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Birthday:: March 7

Location:: Milwaukee, WI

Occupation:: I makes the coffees for peoples.

flossman

Draxx. Them. Sklounst., from Milwaukee, WI

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If there's a lolcow, I'll be there. Mar 4, 2015

flossman was last seen:: Feb 17, 2019 at 1:44 AM

1. silentprincess
  Hi, have I upset you?
  
  Jan 27, 2019
  1. BoredAtHome and dysentery like this.
2. escapegoat
  Watching Better Call Saul gave me a renewed appreciation for the world "chortle."
  
  Jan 14, 2019
  1. BoredAtHome and flossman like this.
  2. flossman
    "Chortle" is a great word. I was teased by my old boss because I would use old-timey words like that... obviously light-hearted teasing, but I kept on. No one can contain the Floss!
    
    Jan 14, 2019
    
    BoredAtHome and escapegoat like this.
3. ChurchOfGodBear
  I think I'm causing someone's wheel-ed chair to spin in donuts
  
  Dec 23, 2018
  1. BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff and flossman like this.
4. silentprincess
  Hey, missed you loads. Hope you are doing okay, everything is going well for you?
  
  Dec 9, 2018
  1. BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff and dysentery like this.
5. Chandler Cats
  I swear there was this bitch at the post office today who had Phil Spector hair and my wife and I were nearly losing it because we were both thinking of your icon and then blew up in the car over it. We were just driving around going, “I knoooow!” Thank you, just, thank you
  
  Oct 30, 2018
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  2. flossman
    Somehow I feel unworthy of that. Was her afro pulsating, like mine?
    
    Nov 4, 2018
    
    Chandler Cats, BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
  3. Chandler Cats
    Sorry, I missed this. No, sadly it was not, but it was just as bushy and she was honking at a guy who apparently wasn't crassing the parking lot fast enought and then again at a guy who wasn't gunning it in resevere out of HER parking place. And sure enough she blasts into the P.O. o start bitching at them.
    
    Feb 2, 2019
  4. Chandler Cats
    I swear we got back in our car and one of us said, "you know the pic of Spector on Flossman's posts whith the hair going up and down?" and the other one of us goes, "Holy shit, that's EXACTLY what I thought of and I was going to totally lose it if I started laughing!" Then we sat in the ccar and laughed till we cried. it was great.
    
    Feb 2, 2019
6. Gym Leader Elesa
  Still keeping it street
  
  Oct 29, 2018
  1. BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff and flossman like this.
  2. flossman
    Always.
    
    Oct 29, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
7. thegooddoctor
  Hows our precious Teej at the moment, is he's till shitting up his own thread with his atrocious writing and circular logic and ad hominem attacks? does he still have that stupid shit eating gnarled toothy grin? Do you still routinely poke fun of him most importantly?
  
  Oct 12, 2018
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  2. flossman
    Yes, yes, yes and most certainly yes.
    
    Oct 12, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
8. Huntin' Slash
  fuck u
  
  Sep 6, 2018
  1. BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, Gym Leader Elesa and 2 others like this.
  2. Huntin' Slash
    idk when or why it was added but my phone calendar said "BAN FLOSSMAN" today
    
    Sep 7, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, Gym Leader Elesa and 2 others like this.
9. diana
  gimme ur dox
  
  Jul 20, 2018
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  2. flossman
    Well, I was born a poor black child...
    
    Jul 20, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 4 others like this.
  3. Feline Darkmage
    that really narrows it down.
    
    Aug 4, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 4 others like this.
  4. Kiwi Jeff
    It's been a while since I've watched that movie
    
    Dec 31, 2018
    
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10. Gym Leader Elesa
  Keeping it street?
  
  Jul 10, 2018
  1. BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, Y2K Baby and 1 other person like this.
  2. flossman
    Always. Are you?
    
    Jul 10, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 3 others like this.
  3. Gym Leader Elesa
    Couldn't live any other way.
    
    Jul 11, 2018
    
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  4. flossman
    I am very surprised how many people randomly post on my profile to ask if I'm keeping it street...
    
    Jul 11, 2018
    
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11. hood LOLCOW
  https://youtu.be/1sjawxV-ZKA
  
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
  Jul 6, 2018
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  2. flossman
    YES YES YES YES YES
    
    Jul 6, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
  3. flossman
    NO DON'T END IT THERE AND MAKE US WAIT 6 MORE MONTHS LIKE JONTRON
    
    Jul 7, 2018
    
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  4. hood LOLCOW
    https://youtu.be/PaTc81-ZmDw
    
    Aug 16, 2018
    
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12. Y2K Baby
  Ur a lolcow
  Hal
  Al
  
  Jul 1, 2018
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13. Ass Manager 3000
  *Presents drink for a toast*
  
  Jun 29, 2018
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  3. Ass Manager 3000
    MM YEAH
    
    Jun 29, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, Y2K Baby, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
  4. flossman
    AUGH YEAH
    
    Jun 29, 2018
    
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  5. Ass Manager 3000
    *TOASTS FURIOUSLY*
    
    Jun 29, 2018
    
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14. Kiwi Jeff
  keeping it street
  
  Jun 29, 2018
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  2. flossman
    Good man
    
    Jun 29, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 1 other person like this.
15. The Great Chandler
  Army Dog: The Phantom Bone
  
  May 29, 2018
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  2. flossman
    Hell yes.
    
    May 30, 2018
    
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16. エボラちゃん
  You are a man of culture
  
  May 18, 2018
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  2. flossman
    My thanks.
    
    May 18, 2018
    
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  3. flossman
    Your climate-change trolling was pretty good. I picked up on it, but it's always good to roll with trolling sometimes.
    
    May 18, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery, Kiwi Jeff and 3 others like this.
  4. Coleman Francis
    And also a man of leisure.
    
    Jun 11, 2018
    
    Y2K Baby, Kiwi Jeff and Heinrich Himmler like this.
17. Hui
  JULAY
  
  May 15, 2018
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18. hood LOLCOW
  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fabulous-pillar-guardians-tabletop-miniatures-3d
  
  May 9, 2018
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  2. flossman
    That is the greatest thing
    
    May 10, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
19. Y2K Baby
  I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING FRIENDS ♧♧♧♧
  
  Apr 23, 2018
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  2. flossman
    WE WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
    
    Apr 23, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
  3. Y2K Baby
    You have betrayed me.
    
    Apr 23, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery and Kiwi Jeff like this.
20. Toxoplasmosis
  Your dog, Eddie, is gorgeous! :)
  
  Apr 22, 2018
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  2. Y2K Baby
    White gorls fuck dawgs.
    
    Apr 23, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome, dysentery, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
  3. Gym Leader Elesa
    WHO TOLD YOU OUR SECRET!?
    
    Jul 10, 2018
    
    BoredAtHome and Y2K Baby like this.
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