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    Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump

    same energy
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    Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix

    You get to start the thread, but you don't get to end it. Only through blood or redemption will the thread die. Such is the way of the Farms, friend, such is the way of the Farms.
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    Artcow Tamers12345

    Tamers is great because he exists on the anomalous and rare edge of having a very specific neurodiverse interest in something, and also being really fucking talented and funny, which as a result means that his personality at some point sublimated into being completely fucking boss. Dude makes...
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    Lolcow Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth / Fedorov / Misato DX4 / Proxima 64

    This right here, possibly, is the greatest quote about Nick in my opinion. It encapsulates not only his current mental state, his most common mode of operation, but his entire legacy on the internet. He's ALWAYS the victim of something, and it's ALWAYS something he partially did in own mind, but...
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    Skitzocow Reitanna Seishin / Kara Leigh Reynolds

    ya'll 13 or differently abled?
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    Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends

    you stupid fucking bitch you gotta read the whole thing before you can comment!!! dumb fucker.
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    sunlightcalibur1996 / teamextremesonic2417 / Katelyn "Calibur"

    Some notes here for you, OP: Not seeing a lot of extra funny lolcow behavior here, this seems like an average young weirdo you'd find in YT comments section on like, a playthrough of Sonic 3 or something, and it doesn't make for a good thread. OP sucks and isn't structured well, assuming it was...
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    Lolcow Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth / Fedorov / Misato DX4 / Proxima 64

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i swear dude this fucking guy can NOT stick to one fucking thing it's RIDICULOUS
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    Careercow Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

    i dunno man, uwe boll boxed his lights in pretty hard, i'd go out on a limb here and say he probably does have real brain problems lmao
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    Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio

    YES! Been waiting for this thread! These guys are super Z-list tryhards and deserve all the shit they get. Lame, unfunny, trendy losers who try winning pissing contests with other nobodies and fail. When you can't outperform a fucking Maddox bootlicker, you know your shit is real fuckin' wack.
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    Inactive Simba Lion / Steven Hopps

    It's crazy to think this dude was so fucked up mentally -- so misaligned -- that it killed him. Not many people go that far, let alone without being like, an incel or something. Truly, a one of a kind lolcow.
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    Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil

    man i have no idea what you're doing on about in detail but have you just like considered your life would improve ten fold if you only used the internet way less? your tolerance for people supposedly stuffing words in your mouth would be WAY higher if you got laid in real life
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    Careercow Scott "DoubleSwee" Martin

    :\ oh yeah, well i used to know swee's old diaper technician, here's what i learned
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    Inactive Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH

    who needs television when the herk is loose
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