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  • Friend computer, can you increase my medication ration? I am worried I may not be sufficiently happy.
    Friend computer
    Friend computer
    Of course citizen, whats your clearance?
    Slime Tube
    Slime Tube
    You have sagely awarded me red clearance, friend computer.
    Step 1: Stay alert!
    Step 2: Trust no one!
    Step 3: Keep your laser handy!
    Step 4: Asking about step four (which does not exist) is an act of treason. Please proceed diectly to your nearest termination booth. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice daycycle!
    That takes me back. Do you need any troubleshooting?
    Friend computer
    Friend computer
    Of course troubleshooter, proceed to sector XEF briefingroom 26, you have 5 hours.
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    ...There is no sector XEF on any of the maps. It goes straight from XEE to XEG. I mean... yes of course I will, thank you, I'll be sure to be on time.
    Welcome friendly computer!
    Lemmingwise
    Lemmingwise
    Did you know that 50% of office related problems comes from 13% of appliances?

    I won't say the P word, but fuck devices that refuse to put ink on paper.

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