Recent content by Glassshardballpit

He might have gotten it from Idea Guys. Some kind of underwhelming finale if Chris wasn't carted off to the loony bin or jail.

He'll shit himself and do nothing. I'm telling you the likelihood of this dude going to Cali during this alpha corona blast is next to null. Unless of course Null can pull some strings to keep him from dying...maybe.

Naw son, power levelling is. But what's truly stupid is that this is what passes for content these days. Actually kind of thought that the Chris Sage Saga would be somewhat interesting with crystal balls and more magic stone snorting... Nope, lazy card tangents and longings for the days of...

Ehhh maybe? There's every possibility even if he did go nothing really of note would happen. Though the best content happens when Chris does it himself, he'd have to get really triggered or be set up to give us some really goot shud.

Con believe that.

That's both creepy and hilarious.

Maybe Null can just go with him with a jumbo kid leash and a bag of toys and snacks.

Dude, he thinks he can actually make it to this Con in a broken down, 20-year-old van...and Null is trying to keep him alive, I don't think Christine has the faintest interest in making contingency or return plans. That's if he's really going at all, of course, sometimes Chris can be talked...

I think people are biting at the chomp, myself included, for a little action after 2 years of almost nothing. But the last thing that needs to happen is Chris ending up in jail or driving off a cliff.... Or dying of heat exposure. Another thing he'll need to bring is plenty of water and...

Chris will probably behave himself. That being said, I definitely think he should be chaperoned at the con for more than just the potential lulz

Having Chris going over the Rockies in that dilapidated soccer mom van is almost on par with his magic vag Saga, I just wonder if he's clever enough to figure out that people are going to freak out about him doing this and therefore pool money together to keep him from dying. I think Null's...

It was mildly amusing until they started trying to get Chris to imagine his dead father in the room. Then I just felt like crying because it was so pathetic.

Chris isn't doing anything. He never does anything anymore.

I'm surprised he was invited.

Wait a minute. What's Christian doing here? Did he swapped bodies and is holding our Goddess is hostage???