Recent content by Godzilla@1989

I don’t know about you all, but a Trey Parker/Matt Stone SW project sounds interesting, especially if they set it in the Clone Wars.

Sadly, like a lot of studios, Disney listens to Wall Street analysts and focus groups, who insist they know more about filmmaking than Kubrick and Scorsese.

If KK and Nu-Lucasfilm had component tard wranglers instead of the ones they have now.

What are they going to fuck up next, make Padme a lesbian whenever Anakin is busying?

So if we have Scream for deconstructing horror films, what will be the film that'll ultimately deconstruct MCU-style capeshit that would irritate Bob just like Scream did?

Another thing that pissed me off about the recent Aphra comic is how they purposely make Durge into a complete retard. Dude was super intelligent with versatile battle tactics and strategic thinking that required Obi Wan and Anakin to use their brains instead of their strength to defeat him...

He-Man is so gay even Cannon Films couldn’t make a decent movie out of him.

He is haunted by the shitty scripts and directing Disney should have never given him.

I always find it amusing that people like Bob are bitching about Amazon buying MGM for like $8.5 billion and must be regulated while they turned a blind eye and let Disney buy 20th Century Fox and its library (a major studio) for $71 billion.

That was one of the most badass things about the Obsession comic.

Not even Durge can’t escape the Rat.

Wow, surprise surprise, Bob misses the point of another franchise.

As we see with Hilary in 2021, Bob has a emotional attachment to the MCU. So if and when it gets shit canned for good, he’ll be as traumatized as he was when Trump crushed Hilary in 2016.

Forgive me for being late, but i just found out that Sabe (the decoy queen from TPM) is a lesbian. The fuck?

Hot take, Boyaga and Ridley will both end up doing direct to video films for the remainder of their careers.