Recent content by :gold:

Null needs to monetize this shit, son. Imagine the merchandise, the Chinese-made drawings, medallions, and dakimakuras! All of them with the Sonichu seal of quality! Chris-Chan doesn’t have to do shit, just approve and shill on Twitter. What else is Null going to do? Disassemble old computers...

Is there a link between this Byuu muppet and Aubrey Cottle of 420chan?

Attention toons and furries: I know how to shut down kiwifarms and I will tell you how for USD15,000. Slide into my sexy DMs.

Here’s the original one.

What an idiot. He actually posted his PayPal link with his real name, city, and state. https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/JamesBovill/ https://archive.ph/NTe7E James Bovill, Clontarf, QLD Abboland

“Look, I don't know who you are, but you look like a top bloke. And I know this is weird to say, but I feel a strong bond between us.”

This smells like homosexual surgery.

The RC Cola part is pure grandpa Simpson.

For some reason, this Stanisław Lem quote made me think of Jim Sterling: But culture abhors a vacuum, and the terrifying suction of that emptiness caused by the implosion of sex has drawn, into the vacated place, food. The gastronomy of the day is divided into normal and obscene; there exist...

Humans have 46 chromosomes, chimps have 48. You can create human-chimp chimeras, but I don’t think breeding directly would work.

Turns out, little monkey fella.

Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage. In the case of Chris, the parasite has taken over completely.

Chris-Chan is pure post-ironic outsider art. He is a blind idiot god worshiped by eyeless worms. The monetization potential hasn’t even been explored properly.