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    Glitched NES Graphics - Exploring with TK

    There were fake/unfinished levels you could access with the Game Genie on NES games like Mario 1-3 and Metroid, I wonder if what the specific codes did was reliably pump the same garbage data over and over on demand to generate non-existent game content, like what OP describes.
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    Law Denali Brehmer, 18, Anchorage, Alaska, murders her best friend after man she met online said he’d pay $9M for murder videos

    Well a "goldberg" would be a "mountain of gold" so I guess you're not too far off, sound like a banker to me.
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    Law Denali Brehmer, 18, Anchorage, Alaska, murders her best friend after man she met online said he’d pay $9M for murder videos

    This story sadly reminds me of Christine-Chan getting extorted for gift cards by the two A-logs that hacked into her imagination via chat and were torturing Amy or Rose or whomever it was. Wow, 19 and ready to breed. What a waste.
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    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    Chelsea is just towing the party line, she's never met him.
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    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    There actually is, with a significant page 1 post from null. It's woefully under-used, which I think I'll update sometime soon. Generally Randi has only been interesting in the context of other cows, but she certainly has enough content out there that the thread ought to be longer than 3 pages...
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    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    For some reason I thought HLD came after Squeenix, not before. Dug and found the goodbye tweet so I don't mix it up again.
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    Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

    "PayPal keeps reverting to a previous name" "this is violence" No, this is likely a software/programming error between versions where old account information is brought back up because some recent development change fucked up in a preprod environment, got pushed to production and you luckily had...
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    Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

    A little of both; Hyper Light Drifter from 2016 has between 500K-1mil sales at $19.99 on SteamSpy, and it's been ported to consoles. It's as successful as an indie game made by a handful(less than 10 people on core team) of people can be. In fact, Teddy's only credited with Design(Idea Guy'ing...
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    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    Taken, no. It's been topless selfies shared without consent within the past few years. Taken without consent is pretty much impossible without kidnapping involved.
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    Culture The Insults You Can and Cannot Use

    It's a stock market of ups and downs. There are no new insults, only old ones coming back and variants. Invest in "chief." It's coming back as a derogatory condescension on authority and indigenous peoples, but make sure to use it with a downwards inflection. "Cunny" is an up-and-coming twist...
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    Disaster Twitch Sues to Identify Users Who Uploaded Christchurch Video and Porn to Its Platform

    There's another megathread to discuss the legal elements and seriousness of censorship on twitch lads. The real topic here is that people thought they could hide the Christchurch videos under "Artifact" because the DoTA card game that was supposed to be huge is a dud and it took people forever...
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    Culture The Insults You Can and Cannot Use

    tame words but outstanding tone, that cashier got all fired up despite understanding maybe 75% of it.
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    World New Zealand man uses Google Maps to find way home, ends up 3 km out to sea clinging to log

    Time to burn all South-Western NA maps that might accidentally lead the reader to the Grand Canyon or Death Valley. If you want to avoid these places(or god forbid travel TO them) you're on your own, we can't be liable for your dumb-assery. -Rand McNally
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    War No Purple Hearts for soldiers in the culture wars

    This is my catch-all dynamic emoji combo for that sort of thing: sneaker-Trex-broccoli. 👟🦖🥦 It's often more interesting than the tweets/posts I reply to it with.
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    World Record number of African migrants coming to Mexican border

    I said as much in a thread last week, but in defense of the Congolese they come in smaller numbers and a better percentage of them go through the legal process of asylum/green card/citizenship than the mexicans and south americans.

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