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    Preston Poulter et al v. Ali "Dean" Assaf et al (2021)

    Just to note, Belton itself is a fairly small town, but it's just a few minutes away from Temple, which is a decent-sized city that's been growing quite rapidly. I'd expect he does business there as well, seeing as fast growing cities are usually good places for a bankruptcy lawyer.
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    Trashfire Apollo Legend suicide

    Yeah, it was a thing he used to do back in the day. He'd promote it on his Twitch streams and run dating advice streams as well. Given the type of people that would watch a dude play the same level of Perfect Dark for 8 hours straight, it was probably a good audience to target. From what I...
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    Clayton Ray Huff / Dream / DreamOnPvP / DreamTraps / DreamAF / DreamXD / DeltaKnight / DreamSkilful / Clayman23

    The way speedrun.com operates, the moderators for each individual game decide amongst themselves whether or not accept/reject runs or ban people. The logic being, the people that know the game best are the ones most qualified to determine it, rather than site admins that have no idea about each...
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    Virtual Youtubers

    Pretty sure that's a shrimp.
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    Victor Mignogna v. Funimation Productions, LLC, et al. (2019)

    Father's Day is completely unrelated to Ascension Day in the US. It's a day to celebrate fathers in general, and the date was chosen semi-arbitrarily. Catholics and whatever Protestant denominations (I don't know which ones, I'm Eastern Orthodox so it's a different day anyway) accept the date...
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    Victor Mignogna v. Funimation Productions, LLC, et al. (2019)

    That would be true if the court was in Germany, but that's not a holiday in the US. Our Father's Day isn't related to the Ascension of Christ and it isn't for a few more weeks.
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    If he pled guilty, he'd basically be hoping they sentence him nicely; at least this way, he can negotiate. Most likely he has no intentions of taking it to court, you just can't negotiate if you don't plead not guilty. If you're not familiar with criminal proceedings, this is a pretty normal...
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    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

    I could see him sitting down at a table with a six-deck shoe, freaking out when a 5th ace came out, calling them cheaters and getting himself 86'd.
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    Texas House OK’s bill to ban plant-based foods from using ‘meat’ and ‘beef’ in names

    I don't know if it's true at all grocery stores, but the ones near me, including the one I work at, place the Beyond Meat and Impossible Burgers next to the ground beef and fresh sausage. I think it's something they actually pay the stores to do. So in the case of those products, it's much...
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    Texas House OK’s bill to ban plant-based foods from using ‘meat’ and ‘beef’ in names

    People can be dumb. They'll look at something named "Beyond Meat" and think it's meat, so they don't even take the time to read the rest of the label to see it's vegan (yes, I've actually had this happen). Though the fact that it still allows for the word "burger" to be used means it probably...
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    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    It's not typical, but it's definitely something you can do.
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    Porn and Porncows

    Mustang Ranch is about 30 minutes from Reno, and the Mound House brothels like Bunny Ranch are about 45 minutes away. I've never "partied" there, but I've gone with friends and done the whole tour and drinks thing at the Bunny Ranch before, and it isn't super difficult to get to. I assume it's...
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    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

    It might be that he has some hang-up about going to an illegal prostitute; the one time we've seen him hitting up someone for it (that dude who posted in the thread earlier), he was really squirrelly when it came to actually doing the deed. Though admittedly the fact that it was a man might've...
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    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

    Though it should be said that the brothels have been closed since March of last year, and won't reopen until this weekend. So there hasn't been too much of an opportunity for him to subject the courtesans at them to his particular brand of lovin' in a while. Side note: I wonder if he'll be...
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    Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez

    Luna was born in the beginning of 2019, correct? So we're talking at most a few months.
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