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  1. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Do you have any results from the alternative Political Compass as well? I'd love to see how different they are to each other. Holy fuck, the two tests really are quite different O.o I really don't understand why the original PC keeps representing people as more left-wing than the revised PC...
  2. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    I will repost this test again, so that people who took the original one can take this revised one as well to compare their results, such as @x.eight.six.systems @Hellblazer @Francis York Morgan @Zvantastika @Golly @Huntin' Slash @wagglyplacebo @Ariel @King n Yellow @Ravenor @OfflineCyberBully...
  3. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Here is my hypothetical Kiwi Farms parliament of people who took the 2nd Political Compass. This will be updated as more results come in: SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY: @YayLasagna @Nekromantik @Luigi @Itu aru kamusu tugeza @iRON-mAn SOFT-RIGHT ANARCHIST PARTY: @ProgKing of the North MODERN LIBERAL...
  4. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    You're even more of a mirror image to @Incognito Mood, I can imagine you two in a boxing match wearing red and blue colours each
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    Thank you! 😌 Same to thi, too! (Thi is Yorkshire slang for you).

    Thank you! 😌 Same to thi, too! (Thi is Yorkshire slang for you).
  6. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Eh, never mind. The timing was so comedically perfect that I'll let you off the hook. You get the award instead, because you're a top bloke, and a M A D L A D
  7. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    DING-DING! We've got a winner for the "Most Socialist Kiwi Farms User" award right here! :biggrin: Unless people post more results that are even more left than that... which I hope doesnt happen...
  8. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    That confirms exactly what critics of the original PC have been saying about the questions being loaded with left-wing biases, you're in typical Lib Dem territory just like @pomme
  9. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Yet another social democrat! :D You can go join @YayLasagna in the "prepare to be attacked by Articles & Happenings regulars" lobby.
  10. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    That'd put you in soft Tory territory in my country, among the One-Nation conservatives like R. A. Butler
  11. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Ah, so you're very much almost off of social democracy right on the soft end of socialism. Time to sing the Internationale and join a union to stick it to the bosses, comrade! AUGH YEAH
  12. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    My GOD, you're borderline anarchist! O.o and soft-right on economics, which would put you in centrist, liberal (as defined in Britain e.g. Lib Dems) territory if you weren't too hard-core libertarian on cultural issues even for liberals 😂 Compared to ProgKing, you're deffo in mainstream Lib Dem...
  13. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    I won't own you :feels: there are prominent people in my country active in politics who are more left wing than even that. americas mainstream left generally pale in comparison to other countries' left wing movements, it seems to be mostly about cultural/identity stuff rather than economic...
  14. Jack Haywood

    Political Compass Thread

    Just like in the other thread, people will take this test then post their results on here, this time using an alternative Political Compass designed by a company called IDRLabs, which mainly specialises in personality psychology but dabbles in other ventures. Their test is meant to fix the...
  15. Jack Haywood

    Science Seven moral rules found all around the world

    Can people here keep politics out of this discussion as much as humanly possible? The focus here is on psychological/sociological matters, not to bash left wingers, or any group with other kinds of political values for that matter. You've already got political news threads to do that in, I'm...

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