Recent content by Jar-Jar Fanboy

I honestly don't know anyone who's excited for this movie. A lot of people I know seem to have forgotten it's even supposed to come out. Even though I'm losing interest in Marvel movies, I plan on giving this one a shot. But will I pay money to see it? Absolutely not. Arrrrrrr, matey

Appearance wise, this guy looks really fucking weird, so I could definitely buy him as an alien, as opposed to Whittaker, who looks like a mom that tries to match outfits with her 4 year old daughter

What would happen if you accused the white man of mansplaining to the strong woman of colour filming? You think his brain would short circuit? Who has more oppression points? A black woman, or a troon of unknown race?

Imagine e-begging for a fucking sex toy. We need to bring back public shaming, and curb this sort of behaviour. We, as a society, need people to think along the lines of, "should I tweet about how devastated I am that my dog destroyed my favourite dildo, and compare it to my wife's cancer...

Now, will he only invite whatever "friends" he has left to lightly throw some jabs, or will he invite people he's fucked over to really get roasted? Imagine if like, Bill Burr, Keemstar, Leafy, and Gokanaru show up. That would be worth tuning in for

So many studies pull this type of shit. I remember reddit circlejerking over a study a month ago that claimed Covid caused erectile dysfunction. Actually reading the study revealed that it was based on four participants. All four were hispanic men between the ages of 65-71, who were already...

I get a kick out of watching Change My Minds because it seems like normally someone, at some point, in each episode, freaks the fuck out over Crowder's mere presence and I think that's funny. I gave his other content a shot, but found it pretty lame. Ultimately, Ethan is a slimy little doughboy...

This is definitely gonna happen. "Okay, guys! This is the variant that's going to kill us all!" A few weeks go by, nothing major happens, and everyone forgets about that variant. Then the talking heads on the television return and say, "oh, you thought that last variant was bad? No, no, that was...

So, some guy was arrested outside of Doug Ford's house today for waving a knife around and screaming threats at him. Many of my fellow leafs are publicly condemning this brand of "violent extremism," but I suspect that a lot of them, deep down, think that this is exactly what that fat fuck...

Surprisingly, no, it's actually still up

First, it was Fat People Hate. Then it was Coon Town. Then it was CringeAnarchy, ConsumeProduct, and Coomer. And now PoliticalCompassMemes might be on the chopping block? Why are the reddit admins such joyless buzzkills? I always thought that quarantining edgy subs was a fair compromise; it's...

I was already angry by the mid-point in the video, but that last little "okay? okay," with the smug, shit-eating grin really pushed me over the edge. Yeah, there have always been fat people, but not to nearly the same levels as there are now. Cheap, unhealthy food has never been so readily...

The same guy who made the Nigga Claus video can't handle a dude throwing up a sieg heil as a joke. You either die based, or live long enough to see yourself become cringe

I ended up getting poked, and mine was Pfizer. I'm also mid-20's, and fairly healthy. Ultimately, my risk of death from Covid is extremely low, but so is my risk of death due to vax. I was on the fence about getting it, and knew that if I asked people I know, they'd push me to do it, but if I...

So, I got some dire news from Doug Ford's Funland today. Apparently, there's talk of a provincial mandate that says I'll have to wear goggles at work, and that all employees unable to maintain six feet of distance must wear goggles at all times. I'm already a sightlet who has to wear glasses, so...