Recent content by John Titor

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    The Elder Scrolls

    The Emperor saw you in a vision and knew he had to save your ass. True, I give Morrowind credit for putting an interesting spin on the hero of prophecy trope.
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    The Final Fantasy Thread

    You can ask them to slow down if you're in the process of figuring it out. There's only one Dungeon in ARR that has story-related notes and what you could do is finish the dungeon and teleport back to the entrance.
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    The Elder Scrolls

    I liked that you were an absolute nobody. This chosen one stuff they've been using for the past 3 games got old.
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    Bikini Armor Battle Damage

    Technically not BABD but it's just as insufferable. You kidding me, dude? She was already wearing more clothes than Simon Belmont.
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    Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan M. Sweet

    Should I be surprised that he actually likes Whomp? Virgin Iconoclast vs Chad Ronnie Iconoclast * Unfunny * Can't take criticism * Terrible art * 20 years have passed, still hasn't improved * Can't get over a problem that was his own fault Ronnie: * Hilarious * Self-deprecative * Good art * 9...
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    Fallout 76 General Thread

    I believe it was Chris Avellone who thought they went overboard with the goofiness.
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    The Final Fantasy Thread

    What's the issue with level caps? I have no experience but from what I understand from people, I take it XI may be for someone more into pre-WoW Everquest style MMOs?
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    The Final Fantasy Thread

    The swear bombs were most likely stuff localization added.
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    Art Critique + Advice

    It's a normal thing to feel. IMO, I think it's a good thing because it means you're self-aware enough to know flaws when you see them while others decide to think they're prodigies who are perfect enough (see artcows). All I can say is keep going and study. As a challenge, draw a portrait (go...
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    It’s the user’s fault if a Ring camera violates your privacy, Amazon says

    Can't find the specific video (spoiler: lmao nigger would be thief gets caught and blames non-existent white guy) but I'm not complaining about results.
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    Bikini Armor Battle Damage

    But look at their lack of scars! They're not real women! seethingwojack.png
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    Starbucks franchises homeless shelters

    I was talking about having public restrooms trashed and used by hobos and junkies. I hate the thought of something useful being ruined by drug addled shitheads.
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    What have you recently eaten?

    I gave in and tried that Popeye's chicken sandwich. It's good but not good enough to be an asshole over it. The fries portion was small but I say the price was right.
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    What Will Happen To Youtubers When They Grow Old?

    Cr1tik4l will be fine since he's fully aware youtube money is volatile as fuck.
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    Starbucks franchises homeless shelters

    Does Europe have this problem? Imagine our shock.

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