José Mourinho

Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.

25
Feb 10, 2017
The Line, Held

Survive the Innaguration of President Donald J. Trump.
75
Jun 3, 2016
Inspirational

Have over 1000 posts with at least a 1:1 ratio of Likes.
20
Apr 7, 2016
Before it was cool

Edit the Lolcow Wiki before open registration was implemented.
10
Aug 2, 2015
Manajerk

The opposition of all lonesome young men on their Love-Quests.
10
Mar 2, 2015
I Want To Get Off Mr. Jan's Wild Ride

Survive Deagle Nation.
(Register before the February 22nd "Jace is a hoax." thread.)
40
Jan 15, 2015
Talent Finder

Create a Lolcow thread that receives over 100,000 views.
This trophy is manually given.
15
Dec 15, 2014
CWCki Sperg!

Join the forums before March 1st, 2014 -- the creation of the Parkourdude91 board.
15
Dec 15, 2014
Christorian

Join the forums before March 1st, 2013 -- the first month that the Lolcow board existed.
25
Mar 5, 2014
Inspiration that hard to come by

Receive 250 Likes on your posts or messages.
15
Mar 5, 2014
Your thoughts have been inputed

Receive 100 Likes on your posts or messages.
10
Mar 5, 2014
Mm, yeah

Receive 50 Likes on your posts or messages.
50
Mar 5, 2014
Loyal Sonichu Fan

An esteemed trophy for the world's most dedicated Sonichu fans.

The Line, Held