Are you actually that lying, mother-beating, pansy Phil? Or are you one of his "friends" that like to talk about helping him but not actually do anything? I'm betting you're either that landwhale KINNY or Phil's token asian "friend". I believe her name was Bok Choy Eggroll or something.
Ignore the trolls. You really should read the Ahuviya thread, especially the stuff from @RWS Watcher that includes Ahuviya's racist, sexist, ableist behavior and realize you have a lot more in common with the people making fun of him rather than some fucked up pedophile
It is my deepest regret and utmost duty to inform you that social justice potatoes who venture into the Farms often suffer the cruel fate of being drawn, quartered, and fried as part of our secret Dorito-crafting process. Should you wish to avoid our CIS operatives consuming you (with copious amounts of Baja Blast as a chaser), it is advised that you crawl back to your cave.