Recent content by Kermit the Frog

That was fun while it lasted. Honestly didn't expect the ban to last long considering the circumstance. The best entertainment we get from Phil is when the greaseball nigger flails around and screeches like a retard. Now we'll get another rant about how much Twitch sucks while he sits there...

Phil leads an extremely boring life so anything out of the "ordinary" like spilling water on himself is enough to get him excited and must immediately share the news with the closest person available like they should be just as excited. It's why Phil goes into painstaking, step-by-step detail...

Ignorance of the rules is not a defense for breaking the rules, especially when you sign a fucking contract stating what the rules are and that you will abide by them. Phil has been fired from multiple jobs and kicked out of sponsorships/partnerships for this very thing, but he insists it's...

That was indeed a rumor, but it's not correct. Phil's personal Adsense account was banned all those years ago for telling people to click on the ads so he gets more money, which is of course not allowed. After Phil signed up with Machinima, they made an employee account for him where they would...

It's possible that the doxing incident is what led Twitch to begin investigating Phil and over the course of the investigation, found out Phil was breaking the 24-hour exclusivity rule for years. The doxing was debatable so that's why he wasn't permanently banned from Twitch entirely, but...

I'm glad this finally happened. Very long overdue. Phil has broken so many rules, it's fair to wonder how it took them this long to figure out Phil wasn't honoring them. Phil didn't seem too surprised and didn't immediately go into panic mode like he usually does whenever something (usually far...

From the infamous Valentine's Day video where Leanna was introduced to the world, and were assured that she is NOT Asian, to the even more infamous Hospital Incident that led to Leanna leaving Phil for good, their entire relationship was pretty well documented. What we saw is that Phil is a...

It's been estimated that at his peak (2010-2012), Phil was making around double what he is now, so figure between $200k and $250k on a yearly basis, and that was just from YouTube (he was also accepting donations "behind the scenes"). That's the only time Phil has ever felt "comfortable" about...

Hilarious that Phil is still rolling out that "charity is private and you shouldn't ever bring it up" line when we know for a fact that he hasn't given any money to any charity in years (or possibly ever) thanks to his bankruptcy documents.

This is probably the only benefit to Phil's transformation into an asexual hermit. Still, he has a pretty shady history with women. Phil talked about being forced to go on medication in high school because he became "obsessed" with a girl he liked. He never really elaborated on this but you can...

Phil is gatekeeping gates that have long been bypassed and now everybody just laughs at the oblivious moron. He will always be years behind trends.

I think a big part of it is Phil's retarded, black and white views on maturity. Immature Phil was immature because he made sex jokes all the time, Married Man Mature Adult Phil is mature because he goes out of his way to show how disgusted he is by anything sexual related. He doesn't seem to...

When Phil announced that Kat was going to move in with him, all he could talk about was how much she loved to cook and clean. Don't worry, though, he would do the laundry because at the ripe age of 35 he finally figured out how to do it. We heard nothing about her personality, nothing about how...

Wouldn't put it past him. The thing is, even if Spoony wasn't exaggerating his situation and he actually did have to go to the hospital, he would turn around and bitch at his followers that none of them could see that was an obvious cry for help and none of them helped him. No matter what...