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Tranny Defense Force starting... init programmer socks... complete init suicide countdown... complete init penis runtime... error, not found start discord.exe... complete load grooming channels... 1,367 found start twitter.exe... complete run post_butthole_pics.cmd... running Tranny Defense...

What's more disturbing is that he says the CP is his copywrite. Clearly he didn't think that scamplaint through. Hopefully the esteemed and thoughtful administrator of 1776 hosting gives this notice all the attention it is due.

That's how you know this is a setup.

He runs similar risks with air travel though. At least the Amtrak employees will be used to dealing with spergs, seeing as how half their passengers are train autists.

Jokes aside, you're right. He only tends to act out when he thinks he can let loose, or when he's confronted with a situation he is not equipped to handle. Mostly Chris is just off in his own little world.

Imagine him going into Hedgehog Defense Mode™ in the middle of the TSA line.

"Um, stewardess? The man sitting next to me smells like sewage and his plushies are spilling over into my chair. Are there any other seats available?"

Take out another reverse mortgage on Chateau Chandler, that should cover the costs.

Russia: Make Siberia Great Again.

Oh, you betcha he will.

He's a Yaniv in the making. Sooner or later the drugs will fry the wrong neurons and he'll start craving any attention, whether positive or negative.

Vic's lasagna is going to be a tad overdone by the time the court of appeals pulls it out of the oven.

A Tesla would end up as a new lawn ornament for the Wus. As is, John only gets to drive his Porches to the mechanic's shop and back. Amazon Prime and Uber Eats cover everything else he wants.

Literally no one else on planet earth pays him any attention.